F*ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You

Maddox

Oct 2017 · Sold by Simon and Schuster

About this ebook

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox, of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F*ck Whales delivers on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

Ratings and reviews

I read the free sample and I'm going to assume the rest of the book is just as bad. I gave it an honest attempt but by the time I got to tables things were beyond thin. Within the first page the joke was thin. I was hoping there'd be a new joke at some point but I was left hanging. If you think the Angry Video Game Nerd is/was funny you might like this. The humor is about on par with older AVGN episodes.

This is one of the worst books I've ever read. I would rather develop Stage 4 brain cancer than to read another page of this garbage. After about 8 pages, I started to want to put on a helium mask. Once I got half way through, I realized that my own psychological problems are objectively mild. I would only suggest this book to someone who I genuinely dislike to waste their time and make them angry at themselves for wasting money.

Great Book. Masterpieces within, would recommend to anyone. You could basically pick up the book, turn to a random chapter and be entertained. Though it is full of comedy, don't be surprised if you learn a lot of stuff.

About the author

Maddox has been writing hilarious essays for his website, TheBestPageIntheUniverse.com, since 1997. Through word-of-mouth alone, it has become one of the most popular personal sites on the Internet. In 2006, he published his first book, The Alphabet of Manliness, a New York Times bestseller, followed by Crappy Children's Artwork based on his wildly popular article that has been viewed more than 20 million times. Maddox has also published a comic book based on his site, and he has a YouTube channel called “The Best Show in the Universe,” featuring clips viewed by more than 40 million fans.