It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)

Jim Benton

Aug 2013 · Sold by Scholastic Inc.

About this ebook

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary,I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

Ratings and reviews

Its so amazing I went to Hollywood and I met the girl that made dear dumb diary she also had T shirts (=^_^=)

Its so cool how she writes a diary that is fake but it was boring

David is a lieer and it is amazing and hey wacth the movie on Netflix

About the author

Jim Benton is an award-winning author and artist. You may know some of the other things he's made, like It's Happy Bunny, Dear Dumb Diary, Franny K. Stein, Victor Shmud, and more. He's created a TV series, written books, and produced a movie, and he always did everything his parents told him to do. Pretty much. Jim lives in Michigan with his wife and kids and can be found online at jimbenton.com.