About this ebook
Something's wrong in Stewart Dagman's life. The party invitations that used to read 'Bring Bottles and First Aid kit. Eight till police raid' now say 'Ben is one. Help us celebrate. Please leave quietly before afternoon nap.' Life is moving on, and Dag wants to move with it. All he dreams of is someone to love, a family of his own and a half indecent sex life. So what happens when those dreams come true? Twice. In a week. How will his friend Henderson react to being left alone and balding 'in the howling wilderness of single life'? And is it really possible to get rickets through the over-use of anti-ageing UV cream?
About the author
Mark Barrowcliffe was born in Coventry and studied at the University of Sussex. He worked as a journalist before penning his first novel, Girlfriend 44, and went on to write two other acclaimed comic novels, Lucky Dog and Infidelity for First-Time Fathers, as well as The Elfish Gene, a memoir of his youth in 1970s Coventry. He lives in Brighton.
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