Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Tim Collins

Oct 2010 · Diary of a Wimpy Vampire Series Book 1 · Michael O'Mara Books

About this ebook

Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise . . .*Winner of the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award 2012

Ratings and reviews

Very relatable. It's a great book to occupy your free time with giggles and teen drama and comedy. Not for everyone but this is a must grab for the teenagers.

I first bought this book from a book shop and I loved it instantly I love the writing, but I've always liked diary written books but this is full of laughs and will give you a good giggle I then went on to buy it's 2 sequels: prince of dorkness and wimpy vampire strikes back :) it's a great book highly recommended.

Such a nice book I have bought in real not artifical awesome bit when I saw it on Playstore it had so bad reviews so sad

About the author

Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, but now lives in London. He is the author of over thirty books including Wimpy Vampire, Cosmic Colin and Dorkius Maximus. His books have been translated into over twenty languages and he has won the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award and Manchester Fiction City.