Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire
Sep 2011 · Sold by Simon and Schuster
3.8star
18 reviews
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About this ebook
With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?
Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.
Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?
Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.
Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?
Ratings and reviews
3.8
18 reviews
Jasmine Mendoza
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October 3, 2014
I love this book but I'll why would chole kiss a wolf cause they have stinky breath and they don't brush there teeth
Regan Ridings
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April 21, 2013
I absolutely LOVED this book :) I think there gonna make a third one so hang on tight there books are amazing - Regan Ridings
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jean marcelin
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October 27, 2014
Could not display #X #LAME
About the author
Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.
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