Small Town Security

Most of us mere mortals watch primetime television to be entertained, and this AMC reality television show is one of the most entertaining shows that you might not have discovered yet. Don't let the negative reviews influence you, because the negativity reflected in those reviews reflect a closed mind, and an inability to empathize with the characters in the show. Small Town Security takes place in a sleepy southern town, and revolves around a small security business, and the eccentric personalities working at the security company. The Chief is driven by her one track mind, which always seems fixated on dirty jokes and sex (& passing gas). The Captain is a hoarder in his 70's, who is devoted to both his wife and their business, and feels insecure because an employee is in love with his wife. The Lieutenant holds the fort down and keeps the business humming. He works 24/7, lives in the office, and has fallen in love with the Captain (who is old enough to be his mother). The other characters are just as eccentric, and they help keep this show funny and fresh. There are twists and turns that will make you laugh, and might even shock you, and that's why we keep tuning in!

OK can someone please give me the last 10 minutes I just lost watching this show. I gave it a 1 because I can't give it a 0..and as far as the 1st 2 reviews. That gave them a 5.come on what do you work for the show...

I love this show! Every time I watch this show it makes me laugh. It is so funny. The people are so real, not super rich or stuck up like in all the other reality shows. These are down to earth, messed up, flaws showing, true to each other people who aren't afraid to show the world how they truly feel and express how they think about certain issues. I just love their blunt, out there with it attitude and their loyalty to one another. Please don't cancel this show!