1000 Ways To Die

A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up; a bachelorette takes a mouthful; a monk takes on a donkey; a gigolo goes gums up; a boy band hits rock bottom.

Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended;russian gangsters have one too many; viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust

A meth maker loses face; a nudist has a killer diet; sorority girl swallows too much; survivalist gets the hook; spider makes a stud go thud; half-naked football fan gets freeze framed

A cheerleader takes on the whole team, a farmer's daughter has a nice spread, a sushi chef gets a raw deal, a raver gets a glow job, a hot mom gets a tummy ache, a hoarder gets trashed and a bully gets blasted.

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

Organ donor loses heart; A jerk gets swept away; Trailer trash gets trashed; Two nymphos get offed; Wanna be wrestler hits the mat; A mailman goes postal; A rocker gets high on his own supply.

A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.

A salesman sells out; A coke head gets nosed out; Phony preacher sees the light; A peeper gets hammered; A skate boarder face plants; Corporate trainer takes a fall; A dummy gets offed in the woods.

Death in the 70's; a mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer gets juiced; a thief bites his tongue; a groupie falls for a snake; Typhoid Mary goes down; a biker craps out.

A diner eats a live octopus; multiple orgasms become a problem; a hunter becomes the game; a horny soccer fan gets blown away; an aging beauty loses face; a politician gets buggered; two crack heads get cracked heads.

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; vain dancer sucks it up; dumb terrorists melt down; Moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeezed out in Midievel England.

Couple gets antsy on safari; young Amish man learns to party; a braggart's new truck turns on him; surfer dude winds up board to death; chess master meets his master; a little chop shop of horrors; prohibition couple get shined.

A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.