Thot Topics explores the most pressing questions for a world on fire: Why do I hate living in a culture? What would it take for Katy Perry to make a comeback? And most importantly- do I look fat in these jeans? Nick Malone and Cris Lopez provide the definitive ignorant and homophobic take on music, culture, gay rights and gay wrongs, live from behind their sweet racks. If you've ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.