Click Bait: Rhythm Roguelite

THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. CLICK BACK.

Time your clicks on one spinning wheel to defeat internet monsters in this rhythm roguelite.

⏱ ONE-BUTTON RHYTHM COMBAT
Tap colored nodes to act: WHITE attacks, RED blocks, and GOLD pays out. Easy to learn but brutal to master, requiring you to solve unique gimmicks each fight.

🚫 REAL FAKE POPUP ADS
Fake popup ads attack you mid-fight. Close them with the tiny X for in-game currency. Click the ad itself? Malware damage. Ignore it? Damage. Just like real life. (100% fake in-game ads.)

🔥 FEVER MODE
Chain an 8-hit combo to go viral: five seconds of click-anywhere, delete everything free damage. GO GO GO!!!

🛒 THE TOTALL% LEGIT SHOP
Spend your ad money on ADBLOCK, VPN, FIREWALL, DOOMSCROLL INSURANCE, or gamble it all on CRYPTO (50/50 double or half). The shopkeeper says it fell off a truck. No refunds. Obviously.

♻ ROGUELITE RUNS, NG+ LOOPS, ASCENSION MODE DIFFICULTY
Every run is a fresh build. Collect from dozens of passive relics, chase PERFECT streaks, and take on elite variants for bigger payouts. Beat the game, then in the next ascension level enemies get stronger, the wheel spins faster, other crazy things start to happen.

🎧 PUNK-ZINE HORROR-COMEDY STYLE
Hand-inked monsters, glitch-poster typography, color-coded combat wheel, duotone zones from THE FEED through the COMMENT SECTION to THE DARK WEB. Headphones recommended. Clickbait your way to win.

📴 PLAYS OFFLINE
No Wi-Fi, no account, no energy timers, no real ads. Just you versus the internet.

Perfect for fans of rhythm games, roguelikes, arcade action, and anyone who has ever fought a popup window and lost.

SMASH THAT INSTALL BUTTON. The Algorithm already knows you will.

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