You can set them as SMS or ringtone.
* Oblodzona górka w Szczecinie
- Ale urwał!
- Ale to było dobre!
- Źle stanął i go tłuką
* Chłopaki nie płaczą
- A co on Robocop?
- Ja przedwczoraj ściszałem telewizor
- Jestem Laska, z Polski
- Pan Jarosław Psikutas
- Uwaga frajerzy
- Dodaj gazu stary
- Życia nie oszukam
- Bunkrów nie ma
- Jest tu jakiś cfaniak?
- Gary movaut!
- Popatrz jaka franca
- Jest piękny its beautiful
- Koniec imprezy dziękuje dobranoc!
- Nie ma takiego bicia!
- Cztery osiemnastki
- Nie ma opierdalania się
- Co się stao?
- Co się stało się
- Jestem hardkorem
- Krzychu kadetem teraz
- Lej te cole
- Lubie placki
- Lubisz to suko
- Miota nim jak szatan
- Fus roh dah
- Mięsny jeż
- Poniósł mnie melanż
- Kobieta mnie bije
- Śmiech Waldusia
oraz wiele innych znanych cytatów!
Do you have a unique opportunity to control the functions of your TV, without resorting to the console, which is constantly lost.
Install this application and joke on the screen of your smartphone buttons will appear both on your remote and you can change channels and adjust volume programs.
Watch your favorite movies, cartoons and TV shows, and use your phone.
This app will surely enjoy your family, because you can without their knowledge to switch to the desired channel.
Use the limitless possibilities pumped his phone and vote for us!
And time goes by. We get frustrated and start to get nervous.
But all you have to do is download the application drawing "Handy remote".
Now you do not need to search for the remote, it will be on your phone.
On-screen buttons will appear, and you can change channels and adjust the volume easily.
Watch your favorite movie and do not strain.
Invite your friends to visit, and they will appreciate your phone.
Liked application? Then vote for us!
Then pay attention to our application drawing and you can play and scare your friends.
Download and install this app and you'll be able to create their own ghosts.
Ghost can be not only bad, but good.
You decide what you're going to add a ghost on the photo.
Take pictures of your friends and on the screen along with them will be a ghost! You'll see, surrounding definitely not remain indifferent to such a surprise.
Feel yourself in the role of the ghost hunters and vote for us!
With the "Lie Detector Joke" can make fun of your friends who love to embellish any story.
Try using our app to scare the teller.
Run the application and ask your friend to put your finger on the scanner,
which appear on your screen.
Explain to your friend that this scanner can capture the emotions of the test.
Ask different questions to his friend, after each answer, the program will show the truth, said your friend or wrong.
Of course, this application may not actually know the truth if the person says.
Because "Lie Detector Joke" designed for jokes...
Download the application free of charge.
Break your phone or play your friends, asking them to break it up.
Now you can split the screen touch of a finger.
Also, you will hear the distinctive sound of breaking glass.
Made a bet with friends that you can break your phone, and you will remain a winner.
To restore the screen - just shake your phone.
And broken screen again becomes whole.
Vote for your favorite application.
Many of us are afraid of ghosts, especially if it is always with us.
Install our creative application joke on your smartphone and act their friends at any time.
Just ask them to take pictures on your phone, and then show them a picture.
Next to the image to be your friend is awesome ghost.
Now you will be the center of any company.
Surprise, scare, have fun with our unique applications. Do not forget to vote for us!
All stores have already closed?
You will save our app "TV Remote Control "
Download our app.
Make the necessary adjustments.
Select your phone model of your TV.
And on the screen of your device to receive a duplicate of the remote for the TV.
1) to change channels
2) to Adjust the volume
3) to Enable and disable 3D mode
All necessary functions are available to you.
The app "TV Remote Control" downloaded free of charge.
Now, thanks to the drawing of our application, you can not just download and listen to any music, but also to process them on your phone or tablet.
If you need to cut certain part of the song you need to install the label start and end by sliding arrows along the timeline, by pressing the start and end position for storing or entering data in time stamp.
Create your own ringtones and put them instead of calling on the phone, sms or notification ringtone for the alarm.
Fantasize with us, vote for us!
With its help you will cheerfully be able to play with your child.
Download our app "X-Ray Scanner Joke" and you have a smartphone or tablet to receive the small x-ray scanner.
Of course, this app is designed for games.
Our application will not bring you any harm.
With "X-Ray Scanner Joke" you can do x-rays:
- hands (right and left)
- legs (right and left)
Play with your child in an x-ray Cabinet or in the hospital.
Believe me, your child will be delighted.
The app is free to download.
This app will teach you to create ringtones from your favorite songs.
Show your creative possibilities with our original application joke.
You can copy and paste any clip of a song, and if you need to cut certain part of the song set the mark start and end, will remove the arrow on the timeline, click the start and end position for storing or enter data in the time stamp.
Create new tunes, and maybe soon you will be able to become a composer.
Open in new talents, and we'll help!
You do not believe in ghosts and the afterlife?
Look how many ghosts wandering around you!
Download the app and open it
The app is free and has no age restrictions.
Once you open it, you will see the locator.
Locator will recognize all the ghosts around you.
Points will move closer and away from you.
Remember, the app is a joke, and can not show the ghosts, because the presence of the other world is not proven.
The application is built for jokes and draw your friends.
Find all the ghosts around you!
But this isn't enough!
Now you can see a real world through your screen. There is no fake sunshine or blinking moon light on your screen.
You can have real things in front of your screen.
Install the app "Transparent Desktop" on your device and you will see the difference. Your camera will display on your smartphone or tablet everything what you can see yourself.
Show this app to your friends and live in the real world!
Please rate the app "Transparent Desktop" and we will show you more apps just for you and your friends!
Then you're in luck, thanks to our application drawings "Unusual touch" you will be able to realize their dreams in life.
Place your finger anywhere on the screen, and you will see how this place was struck by lightning.
This insanely fascinating application creates a variety of beautiful lightning strikes.
And if you want to impress your friends, then introduce them to our app.
Be the center of attention!
Vote for our application, and very soon we will publish new original application for you and your friends.
Fool Your friends and family!
Hack any network in your neighborhood! Of course it is a joke. But this is only you who knows, for sure!
It is absolutely harmless joke. It will not hurt anyone. It only shows networks and a passowrd for it, that is fake.
How does it work:
- Start the application;
- The application detects all Wi-Fi networks;
- Click on any network;
- Password is displayed after several hacking messages.
Show it to your friends. And they will think that you are a hacker or a technical genius. You will see the surprise on their faces.
Once you tell it was a joke. You will laugh together.
The app is free.
We offer you this opportunity. Download and install our application joke and you will be endowed with a powerful energy force.
Now you can amaze your friends, causing lightning strikes and thunder on your phone.
Place your finger anywhere on the screen and you will see how this place lightning flashed.
This is a fascinating application creates a powerful boost of energy and beautiful, fascinating lightning strikes.
Rejoice yourself and amaze your friends. Vote for us and very soon we will please you novelties.
Plants, people and history
The perfect companion for a visit to the gardens, packed with fascinating stories and treasures and over 200 years of history.
> Meet the loneliest plant in the world
> Visit the glasshouse that is an architectural treasure
> See the ‘Last Rose of Summer’
> Hear about plants that eat sheep . . . and much more.
Enthusiastically narrated by the gardens' director, Matthew Jebb, and award-winning heritage writer, Mary Mulvihill, the guide also features Thomas Moore's famous melody, The Last Rose of Summer.
The app combines three colour-coded audio tours of the gardens, with additional information, images and archive photographs. The Green tour explores the historic glasshouses and exotic plants. The Yellow tour is an easy stroll around the garden’s historic highlights. The Red tour takes you to the river, to explore wildlife, plant hunting, and even philosophy.
You can use the app to plan a visit, or to explore the gardens, or as a souvenir afterwards. The app requires a 3G connection to the Internet, and the audio is best enjoyed using headphones.
Developed for the National Botanic Gardens by Ingenious Ireland, with a grant from the Cultural Technology Grant Scheme 2010 from the Department of Tourism, Culture and Sport.
For more ingenious tours, visit www.ingeniousireland.ie
An easy-to-use educational tool for both British & Irish Sign Languages.
Provides full alphabet symbols and a library of videos covering everyday phrases.
Quickly and easily switch between languages to see the differences.
The DCID Project is funded by the European Regional Development Fund under Measure IVA of the INTERREG Programme. This Programme is administered by the Special European Union Programmes Body.
With its lyrical themes of teen angst, insecurity, euphoric joy, love and depression, combined with the high octane rock ‘n’ roll of its loud guitars and trashy open high-hats, the release of ‘Please Please Me’ in March 1963 was a seminal moment in the history of British rock music. Its success at home paved the way for the Beatles` relentless evolution throughout 1963, culminating in their international explosion in 1964.
English artists were virtually unknown in the US prior to the British invasion (spearheaded by the Fab Four in 1964). The musical and cultural explosion which followed their breakthrough established British pop/rock (particularly alternative) as the dominating force in international music over the following 30-40 years. And it all began with ‘Please Please Me’.
Exactly which instruments were used during the recording of the album?
Who was the first artist to cover a song from the Fab Four?
What was John Lennon drinking when he recorded the riotous vocal on 'Twist And Shout'?
Who was the inspiration behind 'I Saw Her Standing There'?
Why was WEEDON a private word for anything totally uncool?
All this and more, in this unique Album Companion.
This is an 11-stop audio tour with full colour map along the popular walkway from Dún Laoghaire to Dalkey Quarry in south Dublin, known locally as "The Metals",
It's not just a journey through fascinating engineering and social history. It's also an eye-opening excursion along a unique living heritage.
Join architectural historian Rob Goodbody, author of "The Metals", and producer Aileen O'Meara back to when Dún Laoghaire just a small fishing village surrounded by rocky outcrops, and hear the fascinating story of how engineers designed this unique trackway that shaped the development of this marine town and its fine harbour.
This 14-stop audio tour with full colour map along Dún Laoghaire's renowned East Pier brings you on a 2-mile journey that includes tragedy, bravery, wildlife, poetry, literature and engineering, not to mention Victorian ladies under beautifully restored bandstands. Hear about the famous seals, what birds you see, and stories from Marconi to how the HSS satellite technology works, what an anemometer is, how Beckett got his inspiration, and why a Russian cannon with a Romanov seal is placed near the entrance overlooking Scotman's Bay.
Mary Mulvihill of Ingenious Ireland joins producer and local resident Aileen O'Meara on a unique tour of this popular south Dublin walk.