Smart Drinking Club

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Disclaimer: not for the faint of heart and thin-skinned drinkers out there.

We can’t undo the stupid s## you did drunk. But we can help you feel a little less terrible the next morning.

Meet the Smart Drinking app - your friendly (and slightly verbally abusive) companion on a good night out.

Simply enable our notifications when heading out and we’ll sort you out with some helpful tips and tricks for you. From reminders to drink your water all the way to state the obvious that you shouldn’t drink and drive. But it‘s not all fun and games. We’ll also give you a heaping serving of “good ol’ science” in between.

Ever wondered about the science of why your noggin’ hurts like hell after drinking?

We’ll tell you.

Wanna know what are the best drinks to choose on a night out?

We know them.

Wanna hear awful jokes that sound 10x funnier than they are because you’re already drunk?

Unfortunately, we’ve got those too.

Want to make sure you don’t do anything embarrassing under the influence of alcohol?

Soz bro, you’re on your own with that one.

If you’ve been wise enough to join the Smart Drinking Club™ and have your supplements, you will also get reminders of the perfect time to take them. If not, don’t stress, you’ll still find the app super helpful.
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What's New

Updated design
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Additional Information

May 10, 2020
Current Version
Requires Android
5.0 and up
Content Rating
Alcohol Reference
Offered By
Smart Drinking
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