Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Paul is your new friend. He has a round head and a fat belly and looks very charmingly naive, but also he is very impish. He would whistle leisurely, gaze around with nothing to do and repeat everything you say with a funny voice.
Paul is versatile. Toss juggling doesn't cause any trouble to him. Playing KongFu is just a piece of cake. What's more, Paul can sing a very famous song. Try it, you're probably not as good as Paul.
Paul's has a very good stomach. He's very enjoying when he has something to eat and drink.
★ ★ ★ How To Play ★ ★ ★
✔ Talk to Paul and he will repeat every word you say with a funny voice.
✔ Tickle Paul's belly. Slap Paul's face left and right.
✔ Poke Paul's head, belly or feet.
✔ Leave Paul alone and he will whistle leisurely.
✔ Press the Ball button to see Paul's toss juggling show. Interfere with the balls to make Paul fail.
✔ Press the Bamboo button to feed Paul.
✔ Press the Beer button to have Paul take a swig.
✔ Press the KongFu button to watch Paul's funny Kong Fu show. Hit Paul's body when he is standing on one foot to make him fall.
✔ Press the Mic button to listen to Paul's version of a famous song..
Enjoy the happy hours of fun and laughter with Paul!
Fear not - Insult Button is here to save the day!
Over 25 professionally recorded, side splitting insults are yours at the touch of a button!
Insult Button features great put downs such as:
– “I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.”
– “Do you need a license to be that ugly?”
– “Did you sneak into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching?”
Plus many more!
Never be short of an insult again, download the hilarious Insult Button – today!
- Favorites list, for that special someone or special moment
- Search with keyword to find that perfect insult
- Share insults with friends, or not friends
- Use next/previous to quickly page through hundreds of insults
- All stored on device, for low resource use, battery consumption and lightning fast access
*We do not condone insulting or hurting others with words.
The app also contains a list of insults for fantasy races (elves, halflings, dwarves, half-orcs, half-elves, gnomes, and those ne'er-do-well smooth-skinned humans), as well as a list of curses, so your modern foul mouthed outbursts do not break character.
Crazy screen is a transparent app. When it's running, apparently doesn't happen nothing. But if you try to touch a point in the screen, or if you make a swipe, Crazy Screen says some sentences... not very kind sentences! And if you try to go back...
So Crazy Screen is a simple app for tease your friends. You can install it on your phone when someone ask to use it, or you can ask to someone to use his phone and install our app, and... laugh!
Features of pro version:
you can set max number of touch before to finish (default is 5);
you can choose the number of sentences or sound effects when you push home button;
55 preload sentences;
you can add your personal sentences;
you can manage your sentences, choose what sentences use, delete or modify, etc...
you can choose what appened when you shake the phone, when push back, menu, home/switch off, vol up and down;
you can manage sounds, and added them when screen is touched.
Ready to laugh?
Requires a recent 5" or 6" phone and a Google Cardboard virtual reality viewer.
Aimed more at the British military, perfect for the PTI/DS who need to encourage the danglers at the back.
Ideas for features? Let me know in the comments!
**Warning** If you find profanity offensive, then this app is not for you. The author bears no responsibility whatsoever for any offense taken to the app or to this site.
Pro version is ad-free and receives updates quicker.
We love to receive your comments and suggestions, and your feedback is an essential part of our improvement process. You can try yelling really loud, but we ask that you please use the feedback resources in our apps or just send a message to email@example.com with more information for more effective communication. Your thoughts are very important to us!
The BadwaterStudios Dev Team
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Há melhor maneira de dizer e transmitir durante o dia todos seu carinho, com uma imagem com frases de bom dia, tarde ou noite.
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