Paul is your new friend. He has a round head and a fat belly and looks very charmingly naive, but also he is very impish. He would whistle leisurely, gaze around with nothing to do and repeat everything you say with a funny voice.
Paul is versatile. Toss juggling doesn't cause any trouble to him. Playing KongFu is just a piece of cake. What's more, Paul can sing a very famous song. Try it, you're probably not as good as Paul.
Paul's has a very good stomach. He's very enjoying when he has something to eat and drink.
★ ★ ★ How To Play ★ ★ ★
✔ Talk to Paul and he will repeat every word you say with a funny voice.
✔ Tickle Paul's belly. Slap Paul's face left and right.
✔ Poke Paul's head, belly or feet.
✔ Leave Paul alone and he will whistle leisurely.
✔ Press the Ball button to see Paul's toss juggling show. Interfere with the balls to make Paul fail.
✔ Press the Bamboo button to feed Paul.
✔ Press the Beer button to have Paul take a swig.
✔ Press the KongFu button to watch Paul's funny Kong Fu show. Hit Paul's body when he is standing on one foot to make him fall.
✔ Press the Mic button to listen to Paul's version of a famous song..
Enjoy the happy hours of fun and laughter with Paul!
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Learn to swear, curse, insult and dirty/sex talk in international languages. Each phrase is written out, translated to English and has two audio recordings. One normal recording and another slow, 'broken apart' version.
Now there is nothing stopping you in telling people off in another language!
Current languages: Spanish, Russian, Slovak and Icelandic.
Many more languages added soon!
Beat any future price rise by getting it now. Updates (including more languages) will be free.
We also have a romantic version, look for "Inter Romance".
More on permissions at MangoTaster.com/rude
Something with a unique touch? Perhaps something Shakespearian?
Now, with the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can create thousands of insults with the press of a button. This program randomly creates insults that sound like they come straight from a Shakespeare play.
Just for fun, of course. :)
This app is completely ad-free.
The app also contains a list of insults for fantasy races (elves, halflings, dwarves, half-orcs, half-elves, gnomes, and those ne'er-do-well smooth-skinned humans), as well as a list of curses, so your modern foul mouthed outbursts do not break character.
Requires a recent 5" or 6" phone and a Google Cardboard virtual reality viewer.
Aimed more at the British military, perfect for the PTI/DS who need to encourage the danglers at the back.
Ideas for features? Let me know in the comments!
Fear not - Insult Button is here to save the day!
Over 25 professionally recorded, side splitting insults are yours at the touch of a button!
Insult Button features great put downs such as:
– “I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.”
– “Do you need a license to be that ugly?”
– “Did you sneak into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching?”
Plus many more!
Never be short of an insult again, download the hilarious Insult Button – today!
- Favorites list, for that special someone or special moment
- Search with keyword to find that perfect insult
- Share insults with friends, or not friends
- Use next/previous to quickly page through hundreds of insults
- All stored on device, for low resource use, battery consumption and lightning fast access
*We do not condone insulting or hurting others with words.
More than 10 years spent on game play
Talking Jerry Bros. is back with new room
They run and they hide. They play and they fight. They talk and they bite. They are The Jerry brothers. Be a part of an epic battle between these two mice
-Talk to them, and they will repeat what you say, in their own way.
-Want to see them fight? Poke any one of them on ears, eyes, hands, tummy or legs & enjoy the show.
-Fun new actions and weapons for them to fight
Talking Panda repeats everything you say with a funny voice. You can pet him, poke him.
Enjoy hours of fun and laughter with Talking Lily. She is especially fun for children of all ages.
*** Lily says "恭喜發財,恭喜發財!" ***
When the first side to see you, Lily Panda will greet you in Chinese, "Bless you fortune!"
Play with Lily:
- Talk to Lily and she will repeat everything you say with a funny voice.
- Pet his body or head to make him purr.
- Poke his head, belly or feet.
- Handed him a bamboo to chew on.
- Music Button to make him dance.
- Have you seen the panda will be snoring it? Press "ZZ"...
- Learn kung fu panda, but…
- Be careful, bone! who did that…
This is the free, ad-supported version. 'Random Ideas Premium' is the paid, ad-free version.