The app also contains a list of insults for fantasy races (elves, halflings, dwarves, half-orcs, half-elves, gnomes, and those ne'er-do-well smooth-skinned humans), as well as a list of curses, so your modern foul mouthed outbursts do not break character.
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Paul is your new friend. He has a round head and a fat belly and looks very charmingly naive, but also he is very impish. He would whistle leisurely, gaze around with nothing to do and repeat everything you say with a funny voice.
Paul is versatile. Toss juggling doesn't cause any trouble to him. Playing KongFu is just a piece of cake. What's more, Paul can sing a very famous song. Try it, you're probably not as good as Paul.
Paul's has a very good stomach. He's very enjoying when he has something to eat and drink.
★ ★ ★ How To Play ★ ★ ★
✔ Talk to Paul and he will repeat every word you say with a funny voice.
✔ Tickle Paul's belly. Slap Paul's face left and right.
✔ Poke Paul's head, belly or feet.
✔ Leave Paul alone and he will whistle leisurely.
✔ Press the Ball button to see Paul's toss juggling show. Interfere with the balls to make Paul fail.
✔ Press the Bamboo button to feed Paul.
✔ Press the Beer button to have Paul take a swig.
✔ Press the KongFu button to watch Paul's funny Kong Fu show. Hit Paul's body when he is standing on one foot to make him fall.
✔ Press the Mic button to listen to Paul's version of a famous song..
Enjoy the happy hours of fun and laughter with Paul!
Insults are sometimes wrapped in natural language to make them more interesting (i.e. "Shakespeare said to call you an errant harpy!") and special care has been taken to avoid repeating insults, to maximize your enjoyment. Future updates will always include more insults delivered in ever more silly ways.
Please be advised that if you invent time travel and travel back to Victorian times this app may cause offence.
Useful for steampunk events and dealing with rowdy dinner partys
국내의 여러 유머 사이트 및 이슈 게시판을 총 정리하여, 하나의 어플에 담았습니다.
모든 웹사이트는 모바일 페이지로 제공되며, 자주 찾는 사이트 및 게시판을 즐겨찾기에 등록하여 손쉽게 볼 수 있습니다.
유머 뿐 아니라 카툰, 이슈, 연예인사진, 연예인영상 게시판도 준비되어 있습니다.
공유하기 기능을 통해 카카오톡,카카오스토리,틱톡,조인,네이버 라인,네이버 밴드,싸이월드,네이트온톡,페이스북,트위터,Skype,돛단배,이메일,문자,sms 등으로 현재 페이지의 내용을 다른사람과 공유할 수 있습니다.
App 이용중에 원하는 이미지를 다운로드 하거나 링크를 복사, 공유가 가능합니다. (안드로이드 2.3이상)
이제 국내의 모든 최신 유머와 이슈를 하나의 앱에서 편하게 즐기세요~
* 포함 사이트 목록
- 오늘의 유머 (오유)
- 웃긴대학 (웃대)
- 디시인사이드 (디씨인사이드)
- 일베저장소 (일베)
- 네이트 판 (톡톡)
- SLR 클럽
Requires a recent 5" or 6" phone and a Google Cardboard virtual reality viewer.
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-April Fool SMS
-Best Wishes SMS
-Bewafa Shayari SMS
-Break up SMS
-Eid Mubarak SMS
-Funny Shayari SMS
-Get Well Soon SMS
-Good Day SMS
-Good Luck SMS
-Good Morning SMS
-Good Night SMS
-Bakra Eid SMS
-Barish Rainy Day SMS
-Fathers Day SMS
-Broken Heart SMS
-Heart Break, Sad SMS
-Independence Day SMS
-Miss You SMS
-Munna Bhai Style SMS
-Mothers day SMS
-New Year SMS
-Office and Work SMS
-Puzzle Riddles SMS
-Reply Me SMS
-Scroll Down SMS
-Valentines Day SMS
-Wise Words SMS