Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Paul is your new friend. He has a round head and a fat belly and looks very charmingly naive, but also he is very impish. He would whistle leisurely, gaze around with nothing to do and repeat everything you say with a funny voice.
Paul is versatile. Toss juggling doesn't cause any trouble to him. Playing KongFu is just a piece of cake. What's more, Paul can sing a very famous song. Try it, you're probably not as good as Paul.
Paul's has a very good stomach. He's very enjoying when he has something to eat and drink.
★ ★ ★ How To Play ★ ★ ★
✔ Talk to Paul and he will repeat every word you say with a funny voice.
✔ Tickle Paul's belly. Slap Paul's face left and right.
✔ Poke Paul's head, belly or feet.
✔ Leave Paul alone and he will whistle leisurely.
✔ Press the Ball button to see Paul's toss juggling show. Interfere with the balls to make Paul fail.
✔ Press the Bamboo button to feed Paul.
✔ Press the Beer button to have Paul take a swig.
✔ Press the KongFu button to watch Paul's funny Kong Fu show. Hit Paul's body when he is standing on one foot to make him fall.
✔ Press the Mic button to listen to Paul's version of a famous song..
Enjoy the happy hours of fun and laughter with Paul!
The app also contains a list of insults for fantasy races (elves, halflings, dwarves, half-orcs, half-elves, gnomes, and those ne'er-do-well smooth-skinned humans), as well as a list of curses, so your modern foul mouthed outbursts do not break character.
"Creative App Allows You to Create the Funniest Memes." - AppEggs.com
With Meme Generator you can create the funniest memes and share them with your friends via Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, Google+, E-mail, Dropbox, Picasa...
- Multiple meme categories
- More than 600 high quality memes with lots of example captions
- Custom memes – you can use any picture from your gallery!
- Share and save memes
- Adjust text color and size
- Multiple fonts to choose from
- Create complex memes with up to 10 captions
- Move captions anywhere you want and add your own
- Combine multiple saved memes into one MULTI PANEL meme
- Image Cropping
- Quick scroll and optional grid view for individual categories
- Add black borders to any image you want
- SEARCH / Filter – you can find you favorite meme in seconds
- Favorite memes – create your own list of favorite memes!
- New memes are added regularly!
- No watermarks on images
- The app DOES NOT automatically upload any meme you create – your privacy is our top priority!
Meme Generator features more than 600 awesome memes including:
10 Guy, 1990s Problems, Advice Dog, Ancient Aliens, Annoyed Picard, Bad Luck Brian, Bear Grylls, Boromir, Brace yourselves, Challenge Accepted, Chuck Testa, College Freshman, Condescending Wonka, Courage Wolf, Doge, Like A Sir, First World Problems, Forever Alone, Gangnam Style, Good Guy Greg, Grumpy Cat, Guido Jesus, High Expectations Asian Father, How About No Bear, Impossibru, Insanity Wolf, Joseph Ducreux, Kim Jong Un, Lazy College Senior, Me Gusta, ORLY Owl, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Over 9000, Philosoraptor, Scumbag Steve, Slowpoke, Socially Awkward Penguin, Success Kid, Sudden Clarity Clarence, Trollface, Wat, Xzibit, Y U NO and a whole lot more!
DISCLAIMER: Pictures and captions in this app do not redeem the opinions of the ZomboDroid Team. Pictures and captions are user submitted or found on other web pages. Don’t give bad reviews because you find a picture and captions offensive – we just provide the requested pictures to our users. ZomboDroid Software did not create any of the images or captions in this app – the internet did.
IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY BUGS _PLEASE_ LET US KNOW. TELL US WHICH DEVICE AND ANDROID VERSION YOU ARE USING AND DON'T FORGET TO DESCRIBE THE PROBLEM. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO REMOVE BUGS AND IMPROVE YOUR USER EXPERIENCE!
Kick to Name let's unborn babies kick to choose their own name! Parents, take a load off, and let your baby make the big name decision. And what fun to tell them one day that that they chose their own name!
Open the app to the "Kick" page, choose whether you want a girl name or boy name. Then, place phone face down on mommy’s tummy while baby is active. When a kick is found, the app will sound a chime and display your baby's name choice from a list of thousands. You will have the option to "Add to Favorites" or "Discard" the name given by the baby name generator.
-- Also, search baby names from the "List" page where there are thousands to choose from. Add as many as you want to your Favorites.
-- Let baby kick to choose from your Favorites list (aka, your short list!)
-- Even add your own crazy baby names to the Favorites list (if you somehow cannot find it on the Kick to name baby name generator list.) Then let baby kick his or her choice!
Kick to Name, the end all baby name generator app for android has put the fun factor back in the baby naming process. Let the baby naming begin! Ready, Set, Kick!
Apphouse Software has created this app purely for "kicks", pardon the pun, and for the fun of expectant parents everywhere. Enjoy!
**Warning** If you find profanity offensive, then this app is not for you. The author bears no responsibility whatsoever for any offense taken to the app or to this site.
Pro version is ad-free and receives updates quicker.
We love to receive your comments and suggestions, and your feedback is an essential part of our improvement process. You can try yelling really loud, but we ask that you please use the feedback resources in our apps or just send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org with more information for more effective communication. Your thoughts are very important to us!
The BadwaterStudios Dev Team
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Requires a recent 5" or 6" phone and a Google Cardboard virtual reality viewer.
Fear not - Insult Button is here to save the day!
Over 25 professionally recorded, side splitting insults are yours at the touch of a button!
Insult Button features great put downs such as:
– “I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.”
– “Do you need a license to be that ugly?”
– “Did you sneak into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching?”
Plus many more!
Never be short of an insult again, download the hilarious Insult Button – today!
The difference between the pro version and the free version is the use of ads and 3 additional languages. If you would like to support the developer (Thank you!) or dislike ads, please consider purchasing the pro version.
Aimed more at the British military, perfect for the PTI/DS who need to encourage the danglers at the back.
Ideas for features? Let me know in the comments!
This is the free, ad-supported version. 'Random Ideas Premium' is the paid, ad-free version.
Meme Generator is the easiest way to generate memes in your phone or tablet. Download it now and start creating your own memes and sharing them with your friends. The fun never stops! Furthermore, this app is completely free, without any ads and doesn't add any watermarks to your memes. And you can't explain that!
- Easy to use and clean interface
- Lots of images to create your memes
- Use your own images to create new memes
- Share your memes with your friends, directly from the application