Captain We Have а Problem

Captain, you have a mission! This is a matter of life and death! You and your crew is the only hope for the distant Colony. You need to travel through the darkest corners of the universe to deliver an important cargo to colonists. The fate of the Colony is fully in your hands! The path will be difficult. You will have to make decisions and choices, and everything will have a consequences. Your decisions can even put you on a verge of death, but death is not the end!

“A lot of choices, a lot of deaths, a lot of PROBLEMS!”

“Captain We Have a Problem!”- Is a science fiction game full of irony, humor and Easter eggs. Undiscovered planets, space pirates, intelligent cactuses, aggressive machines, old Artificial Intelligent, ancient Warp Gods, cosmic vampires and more! 100+ different events are waiting for you in this game.

Features in development:

- “Nuclear” and “Taser” active buttons;
- Black Market and Trade Stations;
- Miracles;
- Factions and “waifu”;
- Secret transformations for crew and for captain which affects the story ending;
- Extra secret deaths and events;
- Achievements!


- How to play? - You see a card with the event description. Below there will be two different answers to choose. You need to tap on the preferable answer to move on. Your answers will affect ship recourses and your story.
- When the game ends? - Your task is to reach the Colony and complete your contract. The Colony is about 10 randomly generated space sectors away. But the final of the story is not the end of the game… you will see :)

Current supported languages:

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What's New

- Due to the influence of the Warp Gods some animations was broken; after reduction of the influence of the Warp the animation was fixed.
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Additional Information

September 1, 2019
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Current Version
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Requires Android
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