Congratulations, you are a good person and want to digitally tip your hat at us for building this slightly original ski simulator. If you have no idea what we are talking about, install the 'Yardsale' app by LlamaCo!
Yardsale: noun - When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him. - Source: Urban Dictionary
Yardsale is a down hill ski simulator with a twist of kleptomania. Dodge various dangers on the hill while swiping other skiers' gear. Watch out for those samsquanches though. They are slightly territorial. Complete the scavenger list and earn major points to compete for the top public global record!
Also check out the LlamaCo website to play right on your PC, which some debate is possibly better!