Totally serious description:
Are you bored with the German Federal Election?
Still shaken up about the outcome of the Floyd vs. Conor fight?
Bored of watching the new addictive tennis game on an android device (or an iPhone 8 or iPhone X for that matter)?
Are you depressed because of the recent deaths of Hefner, Peep and many rockstars?
Having problems understanding how to make slime?
Tired of watching the rockstars of the Indian National Cricket Team lose slightly more often then they win (They have a win to loss ratio of 0.9)?
Are you just plain bored of not finding more great free timekillers, instead of contemplating the meaning of life and existence itself?
This new addictive free not-boring game is a total mindhunter and has exactly zero in-app purchases.
It is exactly what you have been looking for!
More addictive than any fidget spinner.
It is way more exciting than even the weather app.
With a UI more perfect than the Shape of You!
So family friendly it might even be available in North Korea or the USA or pass as a Seinfeld comedy routine!
Feel like a real rockstar while becoming closer and closer to perfect at this game!
Compete with your friends for the best time in a figurative Game of [censored]!
Everybody has to have downloaded this new addictive free game when they are on their way to Havana to not get bored during the trip.
IT has left everyone emotionally scarred. Get over that now by playing this new addictive time-killing, not at all boring android game that has nothing to do with the weather and has no in-app purchases!
Get ready to experience the perfection that is a new top free game of the Stop It! series developed by the Tsouchlos Brothers!
There are more than 13 Reasons why you should play this game: It's a top free timekiller, you can play it on any android device, it was developed by Tsouchlos Brothers, makes you never get bored ever again, [--insert 8 great reasons to play this top free android timekiller--] oh, and did I mention it's a top free timekiller?
The Stop it series lets you spin footballs, chairs and many Stranger Things, maybe even the Shape of You (Whatever that is).
Get more emotional than during April the Giraffe's pregnancy.