- The most famous phrases of the great leader of the Marx Brothers.
- All famous quotations about sex and marriage.
- Spanish and English version (language adapts to your device).
- Completely free.
- No advertising.
- No special permissions.
Includes a ranking of the most watched stand ups.
Includes over 40 videos of stand up comedy by the following comedians:
Fire Marshall Bill.
With a long press you can share the stand up comedy videos with your friends via WhatsApp and others, or bookmark a video.
To suggest new ideas, new comedians or videos to add in the app, please contact with email@example.com or leave a comment.
*Save your favorite jokes
*Easily review the jokes you have saved
*1 click share with friends
*Remember a great comedian
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We have loads of the funniest jokes and youtube video clips from the best comedians including Billy Connolly, Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Emo Philips, George Carlin, Groucho Marx, Jack Handy, Jimmy Carr, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Mitch Hedburg, Paul Merton, Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Rowan Atkinson, Russel Howard, Sean Lock, Steve MArtin, Steven Wright, Stewart Francis, Tim Vine,Tommy Cooper, Woody Allen and many many more.
Tutta l'arguzia e la comicita' raccolta in piccoli bocconcini da gustare quando vuoi.
La raccolta comprende i testi comici, le scritture, e le gag sia giovanili che della recente produzione cinematografica.
Si puo' scorrere tra i vari aforismi (precedente e successivo) con un semplice swipe.
Un doppio tap invece permette di condividere l'aforisma con le principali app. (sms, fb, whatsapp, etc)
L'app sara' aggiornata periodicamente e gratuitamente con nuovi aforismi.
We invite you to enjoy an organized library of hundreds of stand-up comedy video shows. This app includes a huge amount of stand-up artists video shows organized and categorized for the users convenience.
DISCLAIMER: All videos are taken from YouTube and belong to their own publishers. We also invite you to look for more related videos and playlists in youtube. This app purpose is to spread quality laughter and culture among its users. From Wikipedia: "Stand-up comedy is a comic style in which a comedian performs in front of a live audience, usually speaking directly to them. The performer is commonly known as a comic, stand-up comic, stand-up comedian or simply a stand-up. In stand-up comedy the comedian usually recites a fast paced grouping of humorous stories, short jokes called "bits", and one-liners typically called a monologue, routine or act. Some stand-up comedians use props, music or magic tricks to enhance their acts. Stand-up comedy is often performed in comedy clubs, bars, nightclubs, neo-burlesques, colleges, and theaters. Outside of live performance, stand-up is often distributed commercially via television, DVD, and the internet. Sarah Silverman performing at UCB in LA, January 2013 In stand-up comedy, feedback of the audience is instant and crucial for the comedian's act. Audiences expect a stand-up comic to provide a steady stream of laughs, and a performer is always under great pressure to deliver. This pressure can be thrilling, but also threatening. Comedic actor Will Ferrell has called stand-up comedy "hard, lonely, and vicious". While a stand-up comedy show may involve only one comedian, most shows feature a "headline" format, or a "showcase" format. A headline format typically features an opening act known as a host, compère (UK), or master of ceremonies (MC) who usually warms up the crowd, interacts with the audience members, makes announcements, and introduces the other performers. This is followed by one or two "middle" or "featured" acts, who perform shorter 15-20 minute sets, followed by a headliner who performs for longer, usually over 45 minutes.The "showcase" format consists of several acts who perform for roughly equal lengths of time, typical in smaller clubs such as the Comedy Cellar, or Jongleurs, or at large events where the billing of several names allows for a larger venue than the individual comedians could draw. A showcase format may still feature an MC.Many smaller venues hold "open mic" events, where anyone can take the stage and perform for the audience, offering a way for amateur performers to hone their craft and possibly break into the profession, or for established professionals to work on their material.(taken from Wikipedia)
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Sounds easy enough? Well, you also have to keep an eye on your fuel level to avoid getting blown to pieces in mid-air.
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Appen innehåller snapsvisor, vinvisor, ölvisor, kräftvisor, sillvisor samt både tokiga och fula visor.
Det går även att SMS:a vidare visorna till övriga medsångare runt bordet.
I utbudet återfinns klassiker såsom:
Det var en gång en flicka
Dom som är nyktra
En gång i månan
Festen kan börja
Hell and Gore
Jag fångade en sup
Jag har aldrig vatt på snusen
Jag ska festa
Jag är en liten undulat
Jag äter inte klockor
Mera brännvin i glasen
När gäddorna leker
Ode till ölet
Se pärlan den står
Strejk på Pripps
Så länge rösten är mild
Tänk om jag hade
Uti vår mage
Vi äro små humlor
Yngre och yngre dag för dag
Åsså kommer det en tuting
Ölet som försvann
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