With this application you will be able to joke farts ringing your phone.
Only select an option from the combo and wave your mobile device.
History of Farts:
Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."
Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.
In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
In the 21st century, Apple is currently creating an amazing product, the "iFart". It will allow you to fart into a microphone, and the frequency of your fart will cause your music player to choose the song your fart wants to hear most. It has been rumored that Microsoft, in response, is working to develop "eFarts," which will allow a user to attach a fart to an email and send it to another user. The incorporation of farting into the Wii and social media shows us that farts will probably become more and more digitized. We may even cease needing males to produce them.
It could be more fun when attaching your cartoon characters which are created from MomentCam app ( install at https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.manboker.headportrait ) with the quiz. The receipient wil say Wow when seeing your cartoon with funny quiz.
- After clicking "Share" or "Ask Friend", you switch your cartoon by clicking "Change Image".
Language: Thai, Indonesian, English, Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese, Spanish, Malay, German, Russian
You will need health and force to catch as many fishes as you can and win the objectives.
Your main tool will be the fish rod and the length of the fish reel can be increased in the shop.
The journey is as real as possible:
-If you stay too long in one place, you will get struck by lightning
-If the reel cable is too short, you can't catch the fishes at the deeper level
-If you don't have enough force, you can't catch the bigger fish.
For more action, some sea creatures may attack your boat! You can purchase weapons from the shop to kill them in wide range, from ice bombs to toxin weapons.
There are 18 levels to explore and yes, we have a fish catalog.
So sail around, reel them in, blast them, stay alive, make bucks and have fun!
(More details in Vietnamese below)
★ GIỚI THIỆU ★
Người chơi sẽ vào vai người câu cá,cùng với chú chó của mình tiến hành câu cá trên các đại dương khác nhau.Mục tiêu làm sao câu thật nhiều cá để được thật nhiều tiền.Tại mỗi màn, người chơi phải câu đủ một số lượng cá xác định để tiếp tục chơi màn tiếp theo.Trong khi chơi,người có thể gặp mưa,gió,sấm sét,quái vật,và hải tặc xuất hiện tấn công người chơi.Hiển nhiên,người chơi sẽ phải chống cự lại hoặc sẽ bị giết chết và mất hết số tiền mang theo.Cách chống trả rất đơn giản,người chơi dùng cần câu mang theo đánh trả quái vật hoặc dùng bom ném quái vật.Bom cũng có thể được dùng để ném cá cho chết,cá chết nổi lên sẽ được chú chó thân yêu vớt lấy.Các loại item hổ trợ máu,sức mạnh,thời gian được bán trong shop.Game yêu cầu người chơi nên mua sắm đấy đủ các loại item cần thiết trước khi ra khơi,vì khi ra đi rồi,phải chờ đến lúc trở về mới có thể tiếp tục mua item.
Các loại item cũng xuất hiện dưới dạng gói quà,bơi như cá và người chơi có thể câu .Kho báu giá trị lớn cũng xuất hiện,nằm trong con ốc ở dưới đáy,nếu cố gắng người chơi có thể tích lũy được một số tiền lớn nhờ câu kho báu
Hiện tại phiên bản trên android là free hoàn toàn,người chơi có thể sử dụng thoải mái mà ko hề mất một khoản chi phí nào,phiên bản trên IOS sẽ trình làng vào một ngày gần nhất
Touch on the different parts of the head and play changing his face until you get the most hilarious result.
Send them to your friends and family to make them laugh!
Tou can also select a picture from your photo albums or simply use the Phone´s camera to take one.
There is an Object Library where you can choose hundreds of face parts, haircuts, hats and glasses to compose your picture.
To use any objects just select the category and touch it.
Of course you are able to resize and move objects as well, just with the touch of your fingers.
Once the photo is finished in options click “Save photo” it will go straight to your camera roll.
Make faces based on your pictures to look really FUNNY! Totally random effects every time.
Money Does Grow On Trees!
Grow your money making trees! Plant coin, bill, or credit card tree seeds, water, & watch your money grow before your eyes! Shake your trees to collect the money and add it to your bank!
Coin Creation Craze!
Recycle & melt scrap metal by stirring it in a huge pot! Pour into molds, freeze, pull them out with a magnet, and cut them out with a saw! Save money in your piggy bank & decorate the coins too! Recycle and have fun!
Bill Making Machine!
Print bills with your face on them! Snap a picture & choose the color of your bill sheet! Once they’re all printed out, cut them out! Tap to collect ‘em or decorate ‘em, & take a picture with ‘em!
Credit Card Madness!
Melt down left-over plastic, stir it up, & pour into the mold! Pull the lever to freeze, & magnetize your card! Customize your card with stickers, names, chips & more! Get money at the ATM!
Start spending the money you earned with awesome gifts and toys! Check out the gift shop to choose from an amazing selection of items-- you’ll wanna save up for these!
> Learn how important it is to recycle by using metal and plastic to create money!
> Earn the money yourself to learn to manage a small fortune!
> Swirl to stir plastic or metal in the melting pot and turn it to a liquid to place in a mold!
> Pull money out using a magnet, and polish the edges out using a saw!
> Click to collect coins, bills, and credit cards!
> Shake money trees to collect the money you’ve grown!
> Drag to cut out dollar bills, coins, and credit cards!
> Swipe to use credit card at ATM!
> Tap to paint and decorate your currency!
> Customize your coins, bills, and credit cards!
> Decorate the coins with whatever you want!
> 26 cool coin decoration items!
> 32 credit card decoration items!
> 26 bill decoration items!
> 6 colors to tint the bills with!
> 2 awesome games to learn about recycling! And 2 more just for fun!
> 8 awesome toys in the gift shop!
> 7 Ingredients to make coins & help to recycle!
> 3 Money Trees to grow & harvest your cash!
> 7 Ingredients to make Credit Cards, all recycled & melted down!
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Search “TabTale” on Google Play and discover more incredible apps for young kids.
With over 300 million downloads and growing, TabTale has established itself as the creator of pioneering virtual adventures that kids and parents love. We’ve lovingly produced interactive e-books, games, and educational experiences for children.
If you're having problems with downloads, installs, refunds, payments, or Google Play access, please contact Google Play team through the Google Play Help Center at https://market.android.com/support/ and user forum at http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/Android+Market.
Contact us 24/7 with any questions or comments: support@TabTale.com
★ Forget the hard, burdensome fishing games in the past.
1. Enjoy the feeling of fishing that goes through the smart Phone.
2. Collect more than 200 kinds of fish and diversified items as well.
3. The ocean is filled with not just fish but all kinds of wondrous items.
★ WARNING: Be careful about getting the wrong fantasy for fishing^^
The game promotes fine motor hand, attentiveness and reaction evolution!
If you have any requests or suggestions - please contact us on email firstname.lastname@example.org
The cutest Pig Salon game has arrived!!! Now Dress up Pig the way you want to.
We included 3 different mini fun games: Makeover, Hair Salon & Dressup the Pig.
* Give Pig lovely Bath
* Cleanup with Towel
* Cleanup Dirty nose with Paper Napkin
* Give Amazing Facial to Pig
Hair Salon :
* Cut Hair with Tap on Pig's hair
* Dry it's hair
* Hair oil will make Pig's hair grow
* Make a Curly hair
* You can also Straitening itt's hair
* Make a colorful hair with given hair shades
Dress Up :
* 1000s of possibilities with dressup
* Use of multiple Accessories
* Create a nice Fashionable Pig
A well-known Makeover kids fun game in the FASHION industry for you to express your makeover sense with Hair Spa, Makeover , Makeup & Dressup!
* 3 types of different game integration in single app
* Different options available including hair salon, makeover, dresses,
* 1000's of different combinations/looks possible.
* Post your Pig's new look on social networking sites
* Save the final look in your photo album.
What are you waiting for? Let’s turn into a super nose doctor today in this fun crazy game! There’s nothing you can’t fix, magic doctor! Are you ready for even the biggest rush of the patients? Let’s take care of the patients to make them happy and health!
The rules can be edited various ways, we will describe one of the possible ways how to play this game.
Players will divide in groups of 2 people (minimum of 2 groups). In each round the activity is chosen (word description, drawing, pantomime) and a word (with 3, 4 or 5 points value, depending on the difficulty level), which the player tries to describe, draw or show using pantomime to his team player. If the team player correctly guesses the word, their team will get points.
Activity - Word description - it is required to describe the chosen word. It is not allowed to use the root of the chosen word.
Activity - Drawing - it is required to draw a picture on the paper or in our application from which the team player will guess the word. It is not allowed to write any words into the picture.
Activity - Pantomime - it is required to show the word using pantomime in a way the team player would guess it. No word commentaries are allowed.
There is limited time for performing the activity (can be changed in settings). If the word is not guessed in this time, the team can not get the points. The team, which achieves the required number of points (can be changed in settings) first, wins.
All players (teams) will guess some randomly chosen rounds (can be switched off in settings). Team, which will correctly guess the word will get points. If that team is not the one performing the activity, the performing team will also get 2 points (as a reward for correctly performed activity).
Application contains word database in these languages:
english, czech, german, hungarian, russian, slovak
In case you are interested in other languages, write us an e-mail: email@example.com
Key words: funny charades, charades, activity, activity game
Build and Reproduce your own dinosaur world. Tiny dinosaurs move around as if they were your pets.
Get back to ancient periods when the dinosaurs lived long long time ago. Experience and learn how and where the dinosaur lived.
- Tons of adorable dinosaurs to raise.
- Feed and care for cute and tiny kids dinosaurs until they evolve.
- Breed hybrid dinosaurs.
- New breeding system(Breed and collect dinosaurs using hints!)
- Fun game for mobile and tablet!
- Explore and find rare eggs like strategy games.
- The virtual world has realistic volcano, vale and etc.
- Design and Complete 3 different maps including Triassic,Jurassic,Cretaceous period
- Supports Facebook to visit and trade gifts with friends(Fun to play with your friends!)
- Food house for the dinosaurs
- Complete all the missions and achieve great prizes
- Lucky bonus with fun fantastic animation.
- Fun for All ages including boys,girls and kids.
- Free App!
Most of the dinosaurs information is true or at least said to be true. Good learning tools for kids to become a dinosaur master. There are many cute dinosaur and dragon games apps in GooglePlay but our tiny dinosaurs is the best!!
This app is recommended for dragon, monster lovers and those who love playing city building simulation games! Create your own virtual dinosaur world!
Having problems? Any suggestions? We would love to hear from you! You can reach us at Facebook page.
- Facebook Page
We love games so please give us suggestions!!
= Notice =
When you press the "Save" button, your drawing is stored on SD-card. In common case your creation will be presented immediately on image gallery under a folder named "FunnyDotsPics".
Some phones doesn’t upgrade immediately the SD-card contents, but if you restart the phone, the image gallery will reload and you will see new added pictures.
Tip: use long press on "color" button to change stroke width
kw: kids, children, draw, paint, finger draw, bunny, child, trace dots, rabbit, animals, animation, child, toddler
If you are tired of the usual mini golf games with the classic ball and the classic gameplay, try something new! Meet Tom and his friends at the amusement park.
Tom and his friends are some little creatures living at the borders of a cool amusement park, with a big passion for mini golf. In fact every time the park closes they are getting out of their burrows to sneak into the park and play an unusual mini golf game.
Tom which is the smallest of the whole group rolls himself up until he looks like a ball and 2 of his friends take an elastic band to throw him towards the hole, like you would do with a slingshot.
After the first shot the game play will change from slingshot modus to arrow modus with a power bar, for a more precise stroke.
Advice: Remember that the first hit will be the most difficult, so do not put too much strength in it because it will simply make Tom the tiny monster, fly out of the track.
✓ Awesome 3D graphics
✓ Cute animal characters and animations
✓ 4 fun courses with over 70 holes
✓ Simple, drag-and-release gameplay mechanic for the slingshot
✓ Direction arrow with power bar for the successive par
✓ Realistic physics and ball movement
Try to find the shortest and easiest path to the hole in order to rise your score. If you can make it with no more than 3 par (hits) you will get three stars.
Enjoy hours of fun with this challenging free app!
• Reviews: Gamezebo 4,5 of 5 stars: "...lots of innovation and challenge and the ability to put a smile on your face. It’s that rare app that absolutely should be an important part of your collection" http://bit.ly/oq1h7c
• Pocketgamer 8/10, MacLife 4/5, GamingXP 9/10 and many more...
Welcome to Crazy Rings in glorious HD!
An incredible adventure: Classic, fun game play - revolutionized! Riots in zoos all around the world! Stop the stampede - Play Crazy Rings!
Play the first 37 stages without interruption and then 1 stage per day completely FREE!
• Over 100 levels of fun, hours of entertainment!
• Amazing extras like the flying hambone and the all-mighty carrot!
• Awesome game play and ideas, tailor-made for touch devices!
• 3 game play modes: The Campaign, Zen Mode and Free Play
• Hilarious characters and vivid presentation!
• Profiles - Your girl/boyfriend wants to play too? No need to delete your progress!
• Global High Score List!
• Completely new: The always available Rocket Rings!
Get Crazy Rings today! You will love it!
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Try to smoking a virtual cigarette. Do you have enough breath?
The application shows how the lungs, through smoking, age rapidly. Though some devices may not be compatible with the breath, Please, spread this application and leave a positive comment against smoke.
The smoke is dangerous and can not win.
Thanks for your support.
installable to SD card (Froyo and later)
Tags: cigarette, smoke, smoking, breath, cancer, cigarette packet, lighter, matches, lungs, cancer, simulator
Choose a sex sweet neck toy from among those available, and try different types of massage.
Some toys have a soft vibration while others are very intense.
Read the instructions before you make an improper use.
The application does not contain explicit images or sounds rough, it's just a fun game.
Tags: vibrator, neck, massage, neck massage, android sex toys, telecharger vibroid, sextoy.apk, free sex neck toys to try for free, try sex toys free, vagina, clitorid, pussy
"5 stars.It's good I got escare"
The only scary app in 3d, without troll or meme faces, only real cobra snake!Someone said it's a red tail boe!
You can see a terrible snake moving on 3d without use special glass for tri-dimensional vision.
Sound and vibrate adds more shock to the experience.
This application can scare you and your friend. Takes terrifying joke to your friends.
While your friend is busy reading a text very small over a 3d interesting picture , an horrifying monster will appear on the screen, the mobile will start vibrating and an incredibly loud shout will be reproduced by the device.
Your friend, not expecting something like that and being totally focused on the picture will get very scared.
Get ready to see terror in your friends eyes!
warning: Game not recommended for people suffering from heart, high blood pressure, easily impressionable children or sissies
scare, fright, prank, terror, horror, zombie,haunt,prank.
Have questions you never dared to ask anyone? Are you ashamed of fantasies and desires that your mind even while you sleep?
You can finally know the answer to these questions, your rough. How does it work? Think of a question also refers to a situation or erotic red lights.
No need to write or report it to anyone, only to communicate through thought magic ball. Then vigorously shake the phone and wait for the perfect answer. The users of this app have reported that in 97% of the cases the prediction was fulfilled. From now on you will not need to interpret horoscopes, clairvoyants, or call you to read the cards by magicians and barkers.
Try to vibrate the 8-ball pool and wait for the answer to your questions.
The beauty is that you can think of the weirdest things like:
"She will never be a porn film?", "The girl with whom I have to leave you a virgin?"
"Tonight I will at least 10 positions of the Kama Sutra with that girl?", "I can touch her tits on a first date?"
"Never participate in an orgy before he died?", "I can give her at Christmas toys vibrating sex?"
Do not waste any time you hit the ball!
The game is suitable for all ages as it not contains explicit photos of nude or pornographic or offensive phrases. All in your mind is twisted.
Tags: sexy oracle, the future, 8 ball, forecasting, love,crystal ball, poll, pool.
This Game will support on following android devices:
Iconia Tab A500/A501
Iconia Tab A100/A101
Acer Liquid MT
Acer Liquid E Ferrari Special Edition
Dell Streak 7
HTC Desire HD
HTC Desire Z
Droid Incredible by HTC
HTC EVO™ 4G
HTC EVO Shift™ 4G
HTC Inspire™ 4G
HTC Incredible S
Nexus One with Google
T-Mobile® G2™ with Google
IdeaPadU1 Hybrid with LePad slate
LG Optimus 2X
Droid 2 Global
Droid Bionic 4G by Motorola
Motorola Atrix 4G
Motorola BRAVO™ with MOTOBLUR™
Motorola Cliq 2™ with MOTOBLUR
Motorola DEFY™ with MOTOBLUR
Motorola Photon™ 4G
Motorola Milestone™ 2
Nexus S with Google
Samsung Epic™ 4G
Samsung Galaxy S II
Samsung Galaxy Tab™
Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1
LYNX 3D SH-03C
Sony® Internet TV
Sony Internet TV Blu-ray
Sony Ericsson Xperia™ arc
Sony Ericsson Xperia neo
Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY
Toshiba Thrive™ 10" Tablet
this is not templerun (temple run) ^ _ ^
New for android 3 and android 4. Download Ice Cream Sandwich (ANDROID ICECREAM SANDWICH ARCADE) on your phone or android tablet and try a funny retrogame! Move your android on the skate, make some tricks and get falling icecreams! Try also on HTC, Archos, Samsung Galaxy tab, Motorola Xoom, Acer Iconia tab, Asus eee tab, Asus eee slate and every tablet with gingerbread and android icecream 4.0 This is the retrogame of the future :-) Now there are a new theme and new wallpaper on advanced stages. Please save your top score. tags: ICS go locker sms widget theme clock keyboard wallpaper ex live wp lockscreen icon cake free recipes.
Pictures in some levels are high resolution and shot with a canon reflex or nikon reflex and after edit with photoshop & instagram style software.
If you play this game on pc emulator you can use a joystick similar as sega or nintendo game machines.
Please let us know what retrogame you prefer see on android market based on the Android Character as protagonist, i.e. the brand new Android Kitkat (kit kat os). We will develop soon:
After just a few seconds from the camera shot, you will be able to view the face of your new partner and profile (age, country, gender). Afterwards you can locate him/her on the map and see how distant he is.
You can find a boyfriend/girfliend and chat with instant messanger, also you can see his/her hobbies, interests and so on.
This is the right application if you want to have an online dating or meet new people around you.
It features several choices between shavers. Each shaver is different in sound and vibrating.
Are you ready to cut your beard?
You can use the razor also as a good vibrator.
tags: vibrator, shaver, razor, hot massage
Tags: love face match android, affinity androidity, affinity love android face, face flirt.com, match affinity android.
Keyword: couples, flirt, dating, love, friendship, photo frame
This application uses the phone vibration of Western technology and combines it with the theory of Chinese medicine and philosophy Shiatsu.
This will achieve the following results: relieve pain, accelerate blood circulation, eliminate toxins, enhance the skin, relieve fatigue, etc.. This program is especially suitable for people subject to full stress and fatigue, for middle-aged people, elderly people with ee health problems.
Tips for the foot massage:
the feet are a very sensitive part of our body then, first of all, ask your masseuse to warm the oil in your hands before you start!
The foot should be held steady with one hand under the heel, the other must make a continuous pressure on the sole towards the heel starting dall'alluce
going to the back of the foot, the pressure must be exerted by vertical movements of the thumb from the base of each finger to the ankle
we return now to the plant to perform the massage with the vertical fist, using only his knuckles, starting from the base of the toes to the heel. The foot should be kept with your other hand on her back, her fingers
let all hours massaging the sole of the foot with the palm of your hand, making circular motions
circular movements must now be made only with your thumb, massage the whole plant and dwelling especially at the base of the fingers
Let us now turn to the fingers, going to a massage from base to tip, squeezing gently between thumb and forefinger
we end with a flourish with a vigorous massage with both hands, which will start from the calf and slowly come to an end with the tip of your fingers. It will serve to gather - even metaphorically - all the accumulated tension in the legs and throw it away, forcing it to emerge from the tip of your fingers. Also good for reflexology study.
WARNING: This application is purely fanciful and has no
proven benefit from the medical point of view. For people with foot problems you should consult a doctor, this product when used improperly can make the problem worse.
Your baby can plays little songs using this funny sounds.
He can also stop talking and repeat this amazing voices from the forest!
animals: ant, bat, bear, bee, birds, bull, bulldog, cat, chicken, cow, dog, eagle, elephant, frog, hippo, horse, lion, monkey, mouse, owl, penguin, rooster, shark, sheep, snake ,wolf
Famous Sound Vox from Naples.
If you think that
"Schettino, jumping aboard the Concordia, jumping aboard the fuck!"
not fun ...
then sample the imitation of Mrs. Torre! :)
Who is it?
After the remixes, after the success of YouTube here is the most fun in Neapolitan dialect!
The lady is famous for this interview on youtube.
tags: lady tower top Neapolitan Neapolitan dialect, not roller-skate, no harmony, phrases, funny ringtone, fucking come onboard. Salga, A, Edge. vada a bordo cazzo.
Instagram ha fatto un milione di download.
Instagram has made a million downloads in one night. The lady of the tower must do at least twice, is too funny :)
After trying this application does not stop doing woof, woof woof, hav hav, gav gav, guav.
You will go around in packs, masticherai bones and tennis balls, you will poop and pee on the street and friends will tell you that you're a bastard.
Some breeds of dogs in the game: boxer, bulldog, collie, cocker, Dalmatian, Doberman, Labrador, German shepherd, Pekingese, Rottweiler, samoeido, Saint Bernard, schnauzer, english setter, shis tzu, siberian husky, Newfoundland, Yorkshire Terrier, Great Dane , poodle, dachshund, beagle, bobtail, border collie.
It features several choices brush.
Each brush is different and has different vibration sounds.
Are you ready to cut the beard?
You can also use the brush as an excellent vibrator for a gentle massage.
tags: brush, paint, sensual, massage, vibrator, razor, razor, massage.