This app is great for when you need audio quick of someone just saying "Not a Guarantee!" Yup, it's got that!
It will help you in any argument!
But it's also got audio you can also access in a second of someone just saying "Allegedly...."
That will also help you in any argument. And maybe you should probably just put that on a loop as you walk around.
Think how many interactions and conversations this will improve! And it might make yourself less legally answerable for what you say. (Allegedly.) (Not a Guarantee.)
Oh, and since we're covered by the The BipCot NoGov license, which allows use and re-use by anyone except governments and government agents, there's no DRM or DMCAs. Yup, you can make these audio files your ring tones, for FREE!
Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team in conjunction with the Freedom Feens radio show have hired world-class voiceover stars Jim Jesus and Michael W. Dean to produce this app. They spent 4 nights just recording these two words until they were perfect, in a high-end recording studio, while looking at a framed photo of Phil Spector.
The audio is just that darned good, people.
Oh, and there's also a button with a great podcast player dedicated to the excellent show "The Lolberts."