Get captured in a mystical realm, away from time! The voice of Jim Jesus guides you through harsh reality, while reassuring you, that you are free from liability*. You'll feel like you've conquered the dankest, smelliest, depressingest, most titanic bog south of the Lolbertissippi River, full of giant dragonflies, right after dealing 70 royal flushes to an erotic toilet salesman on kratom. This app won't give superpowers, but occupying your ear, with the most pleasant auditory effects- is close, right? *NOT A GUARANTEE.
"anarchists" who like Steven Crowder? Within minutes of listening to the very first podcast, one of the hosts states that he is "kind of a fan of Crowder". Deleted.
Now I win EVERY argument! I love this app because it's like Aspirin: It does just one thing and does it well. This app simply tells people that what you say is NOT a promise. This has SO many uses. Oh, well, it actually does 3 things well (like Aspirin.) This app also tells people that what you say is ALLEGEDLY true, which helps protect you against slander allegations. (NOT A GUARANTEE!) Oh, and you can also listen to something called "the Lolberts." The "About" page seems to be a letter of recommendation. That's odd. But.....So even though Jim Jesus has a job he likes, you should get out there and hire Jim now! He'll vastly improve your company! (NOT A GUARANTEE!) (Disclaimer: I'm on the large team that made this app. ALLEGEDLY.)
Lolberts made me a man! Without Jim Jesus' magic Lolbert powers, I wouldn't be the man hamster I am today. Download. Listen. Become a man hamster! Not a guarantee.
Amazed beyond all comprehension! I'll never need another app again!
Cash Newman says Allegedly one of the greatest apps in the universe
New "Lady Laugh Track"
Added new activity "Radio Ad for this Ap"
Added new activity "All apps."
Added new activity "Website"
Added better icon for app
Added better icon for "About"
Went from "playlist" to "sound board."
The ultimate soundboard to say just what you need to say when you need to say it
Does one thing and does it well. Provides a single laugh track.
GPS-guided navigation from your house to the true rock 'n' roll mecca.
You'll just walk around grinning and saying "TAXATION IS THEFT!"
Truth, Justice, American Way provides 24/7 audio about American Exceptionalism.
The official mobile app of the Freedom Feens libertarian radio show.