Ever struggle for the right thing to say at a party?

Want to say whatever you want, wherever you want, without fear of getting in trouble? (Not a guarantee.)

Then this is the app for you! It's a portable soundtrack of denial that fits in your pocket!

It's a great icebreaker too!

--NO ADS!
--ALLOWS SAVING AS RINGTONES (see below.)
--Excellent when you take a vow of silence.

Over 200 great original sayings with great male and female voices and great recording quality. Arranged into 7 categories:
--Disclaimers
--Excuses
--Advice
--Fun
--Fun 2
--Libertarian Pickup Lines
--State Speech is Hate Speech.

Also has an About tab, and a 24/7 random Feed of the Freedom Feens ("Liberty provides excuses for everything")

Tell two friends and listen to the makers of this app, the Freedom Feens radio show.

To save as ringtones, directions with screenshots here: http://www.freedomfeens.com/blog/?p=7862

THIS APP VOICED BY THESE WORLD-CLASS VOICEOVER ARTISTS:
Michael W. Dean
DJ Dean
Ben Stone
Jeremy Henggeler
Lousander Feen
Randy England
Dianna Keiler
Chandler St. Pierre
Nick Hazelton
Steve Miller-Miller
Lisa DeLasho
M.K. Lords
Shane Radliff
Bradon X
James Weeks II
Jim Jesus
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What's New

-Added many more lines
-Added more female lines
-Updated text on About tab
-Changed color scheme to work better in any light
-Improved some icons.
-Made logo text bolder.
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-Changed color scheme to work better in the dark.
-Improved wording on "About."
-Made logo text bolder.
-Added activity "All Our Apps."
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Alphabetized files in each section for quicker and easier access.
Added 18 audio files.
Added radio ad button and audio file.
Fixed 5 typos.
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Additional Information

Updated
January 29, 2017
Size
15M
Installs
100+
Current Version
1.4
Requires Android
2.3.3 and up
Content Rating
Teen
Suggestive Themes
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Offered By
Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team
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