Download this hilarious application that plays sounds of farts. Choose from over 35 different flatulences! You can play every fart at the touch of a button.
Play fart jokes on your friends or enjoy together the laughter that these explosions of methane will produce.
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INCLUDES : 36 fart sounds
Check out some historical farts like :
The greasy fart
The treacherous fart
The stutterer fart
The zipper fart
The trumpet fart
The mosquito fart
The machine gun fart
The killer fart
The nuclear fart
...and many more!
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WARNING REGARDING PERMISSIONS AND ADVERTISING:
This is a free app because it contains advertising. We appreciate that from time to time, you click on ads to help us continue to provide this content for free. The application works without internet access but advertising does require internet connection to be displayed. Therefore, during installation, the application requests the following permissions: INTERNET , READ PHONE STATE and NETWORK CONNECTIONS.
Great Fart sounds to scare or embarass your family and friends. Easily select any Fart Sound to play it. Use these great Fart sounds as notification, alarm, ringtone and more. Set your default ringtone or SMS with any one of these Fart sounds.
Easy to use and great way to play jokes.
* 45 Fart Sounds and ringtones
* Use as jokes and to scare or embarass family and friends
* Easily set your default ringtone, notification, alarm or ringtones for a person
* Free, no invasive ads
Enjoy these free Fart Sound Effect ringtones
Fart sounds and ringtones
WHEN YOU SHOULD FART TO MAKE A GOOD JOKE:)
1. Inside a crowded Lift
2. Inside a public library
3. On a crowded train
4. Whilst giving a speech
5. In Church
6. Whilst on a date
7. In a packed lecture theatre
8. In your office
9. At a cinema
10. During bath
11. In a ticket line
12. On an airplane
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky
15. In bed when you're feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a police car for a minor violation
Best Fart Sound Board application on the play store.
This app has 9 different high quality sounds of farts.
Definition of fart as per wikipedia: Fart is the process of passing intestinal gas to the outside world.
History of Farts:Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
This collection consists of:
Fart Bomb Countdown
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