This is not an interactive fiction game. This is a text based adventure. An old school RPG.
Be warned, though. This is not a game for kids. It uses crude language, and adult humor.
Giggles finds himself in the town of Hornesborough, Ohio. Where something nefarious is afoot. He has no way to leave town. Should he stay around? Or, should he discover a way out of Hornesborough? The choice is yours.