As a good geek you are, you must have tried googling to know the procedure to "buy a life". Unfortunately, no result: not even a chinese website of illegal lives importations.
The ultimate question then arises but the answer is this time not 42: "How can you get a life?"
For this reason, to fill this vital need of all the geeks of this planet, I elaborated the answer, the solution, to the ULTIMATE QUESTION.
So, here is quite freshly brought out of our laboratories this magnificent application which will guarantee that you PAID to get a life (and not with virtual money this time!!!).
If you want, you can by-pass Play Google to get this application free of charge but it would be useless because it would lose all its sense.
WARNING: this application contains nothing else than a certificate giving evidence of the validity of the purchase of your life. No gigantic Mario Mushroom will appear, and you won't bell able to jump into an abyss by shouting "Mama Mia!" and respawning 10 meters behind.
Translated from French.
Look out for the in-magazine pages that carry the TG MAG EXTRA icon, wherever it appears, simply open the app and point your Android phone or tablet camera at the page to view and unlock a world of extra content.
INSTRUCTIONS IN 5 EASY STEPS:
1) Download and open the app
2) Point your device at the pages that carry the TG Mag Extra icon
3) Watch as the pages come to virtual life
4) Tap onscreen buttons and links
5) Double tap videos to toggle full screen mode
Wouldn't it be great to have a magazine in your hands that represents everything that's good about a Friday night with your mates?
THAT is what Zoo’s about. EVERY week we give you:
• Topical and amazing gags!
• Football banter!
• Crazy stuff you’ve seen!
• Crazy stuff you’ve done!
• Pics of beautiful women!
• Film, gaming, tech reviews!
Zoo is all about the things that bring men together.
All those things that we are proud to say make us normal blokes.
And now it’s available on your Android phone and tablet via the Google Play store!
From Slipknot to Bring Me The Horizon, and from heavy metal to metalcore, punk and beyond, Kerrang! brings you closer to the music you love. You’ll get…
- Exclusive interviews with the world’s greatest rock & metal stars
- The truth behind all the stories that matter
- Rock’s biggest gig guide
- Reviews & features from our expert writers that you CANNOT read anywhere else
- And much, much more…
Kerrang! is published 51 times a year, every week.
If you’re obsessed with metal and heavy rock, it’s the mag for you.
If you’re looking for world-class movie news, film reviews and star interviews you’re in the right place.
The Empire magazine app on the iPad is a smorgasbord of A-list stars interview footage, bonus content from our exclusive film shoots and movie trailers and trusted film reviews - not forgetting our superb magazine editorial.
INSTALL EMPIRE MAG TODAY AND GET…
- iPad only features –trailers, star interviews and interactive articles
- Insider access to the biggest movie stars
- The first glimpse of film sets on the biggest movies
Install the Empire app today – we dare you!
Empire is the biggest selling film magazine on the planet counting filmmakers such as Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and Peter Jackson among its readers. Quentin Tarantino best summed it up when he said: "Movies are my religion and Empire is my church."
Empire was born 23 years ago as a print magazine and today has graduated to an all singing, all dancing app. The perfect platform for a movie mag because now we can actually show you the films as well as interview the actors, dissect the scenes and discuss the plot.
We combine Empire’s world-class print magazine editorial with embedded trailers, exclusive footage and interactive articles.
WHAT’S IN EVERY ISSUE
Our pledge to you is this:
Every month we bring you everything you need to know about films whether they have just gone into production, are being polished in edit or have hit the silver screen. We do this with expert knowledge, a critical eye and occasionally a little wit.
Empire brings you world exclusive film news and first-look pictures of the big movies you care about, with exclusive set reports and interviews.
Empire delivers the most authoritative movie reviews in the world – both in cinemas and in the home.
Get up close with the most influential people in Hollywood thanks to Empire’s incredible insider access to the biggest stars in movies, both in front of and behind the camera.
All this and more, served up with Empire’s irreverent sense of humour, unparalleled movie knowledge and a host of iPad-only features.
**HOW TO SUBSCRIBE**
You can now subscribe to Empire on your iPad, ensuring you don't miss a single issue of the world's best movie magazine.
3 month subscription – £9.99
6 month subscription - £16.99
1 year subscription - £29.99
Install the app, then click the library icon in the bottom bar and you can purchase single issues and subscriptions as well as see the back catalogue of Empire.
Payment will be charged to your iTunes account at confirmation of purchase and will be automatically renewed 24 hours prior to expiry unless auto renew is turned off in your iTunes Account Settings.
No cancellation of the current subscription is possible during the active subscription period.
If you are still reading you’ve probably decided to install the app but something is stopping you from hitting the GET button.
Let me remind you that there is…
4. No Risk To You - The Empire app is FREE to install.
5. Lots Of Free – Every issue published in the next 60 days also FREE (with a 6 or 12 month sub)
6. More, More, More - The app has EVERYTHING the print mag has PLUS interactive articles, videos and trailers.
Go on, scroll back to the top and install us, you won’t be disappointed.
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Or follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/empiremagazine
THE SERIOUS STUFF
Empire supports iOS versions xx and greater. If you haven’t updated your iOS software in a while we recommend you do, to make sure you get the most out of Empire.
For those of you that don’t know…
FHM is officially the best magazine on planet Earth.
Each month we bring you:
• The FINEST features
• Useful man skills
• Sex tips
• Fashion & football
• Food (yes, the modern man SHOULD learn how to cook)
• Compelling real-life stories and…
• …exclusive interviews and pictures of the SEXIEST ladies!
On top of this, it’s packed full of stories on fashion, food, football, and lots of other stuff that makes you feel great to be a man.
Launched in 1955, MCN has been bringing its readers exclusive news stories about new bikes for nearly 60 years!
Every week, MCN’s team of expert test riders will:
• Review new and used motorcycles
• Help bikers make the very best buying decisions
• Provide the latest MotoGP and Superbikes news
And now MCN is available every week as an Android App!
MCN is also famous for its extensive and unrivalled motorcycle sport news and insight. From the white-knuckle world of MotoGP to the elbow-clashing action of World Superbikes and British Superbikes, MCN definitely gives the inside story.
There are also thousands of motorcycles for sale in MCN. There’s a fantastic bargain waiting to be snapped up, by you!
Finally, we reveal stacks of money-saving offers and deals. So whether you’re after a new bike, a great insurance offer, or some cracking kit at exclusive prices… MCN is the place to come.
It was the first, the original, magazine of its kind to focus completely on the enigmatic Land Rover vehicle.
Every issue of LRO:
• Shows you the world’s most exciting Land Rovers
• Offers the best buying and workshop advice
• Highlights the latest products for improving your Land Rover
• Inspires you to take your hobby further!
LRO is published every four weeks and is written by experts in their field.
And now it’s designed for your Android device!
- Listed in the Sunday Times ‘Best Fashion Apps In The World’
- ‘A-List’ exclusives, every week
- Thought-provoking, real-life features
- Agenda-setting fashion
- Added video and audio content!
Grazia for Android is bespoke.
And it’s designed each week just for you!
All our features are written by experts in their fields.
This ensures you get the very best advice possible on fishkeeping and fish species, as well as creating and maintaining fantastic aquatic environments for them to live in.
Inside you’ll find:
• The latest aquarium equipment reviewed and recommended
• Tips on how to look after and keep your fish in tip-top condition
• Expert guides to fish species – tropical marine, and both cold and tropical freshwater
• Expert advice on aquascaping
Every issue of PFK includes features on inspirational fish species and aquariums.
We offer instruction on how to care for them, where to buy them, and which products they will need to stay healthy and happy.
Whether you enjoy freshwater, salt, cold water or tropical fishkeeping, this is the magazine for you.
PFK is published 13 times a year.
Created by passionate and expert team of motorcycle riders, the App is engaging and entertaining. It inspires readers to ride, and it makes them feel part of the amazing motorcycling world.
Our three main areas of content are:
1 Road tests
We ride and test all the latest bikes, from 125s to 193bhp sports machines, from tourers to retros.
Taking motorcycles to the four corners of the UK, and the four corners of the world.
3 The world of motorcycling
Extraordinary travel stories, amazing races, extraordinary events and astonishing people.
Bike magazine is out monthly.
Look after your health and well-being with Top Sante!
Each issue is packed with the best and latest information, tips, expert advice and inspirational ideas on how to look after every aspect of your health and wellbeing, and it’s now available to download on Google Play.
Access the world of health through this app, wherever you are. It will help you to look great, feel inspired and happy, and… Be the best you!
Our main areas of content are:
1. Health – Trusted advice inspiring you to include healthy choices into your lifestyle.
2. Psychological health – insightful solutions leaving you feeling empowered
3. Beauty – Authoritative anti-ageing advice
4. Fitness – The latest fitness trends and inspirational ideas on how to stay fit and healthy
5. Food & Diet – Delicious quick and healthy recipes
Top Sante is published 12 times a year.
Put together by a team of enthusiastic experts, helped by input from thousands of committed readers, it’s full of recommendations on
- Riding technique.
We speak directly to our readers about their biking lives, using our expertise to steer them towards the good-value option in bikes, trips and kits.
We’re famed for our regular Product Tests, which highlight the best clothing and accessories for bikers.
And every month we provide a comprehensive used-bike buying guide, focusing on a popular model, helping potential owners find the right bike at the right price.
Every issue features touring guides and riding advice to help readers explore the world and explore their bike’s performance.
Aimed at the dedicated and inspired golf fanatic, it offers unrivalled access to the world's best golfers with the most candid interviews you'll read anywhere.
This, alongside brilliant guides to the best golf courses around the world, makes Golf World the most authoritative voice in the game.
If you love playing golf and watching golf tournaments, this is the magazine for you.
- Inspirational photographs from around the world
- In-depth interviews with award-winning photographers
- The best technique guides in the industry, with different topics covered every issue
- Our ‘Complete Camera Guide’ listing, rating every available DSLR and CSC model
We’ll also give you FREE feedback on your images via our Camera School – a completely interactive course for photographers of all levels.
Read our jargon-free reviews! Our gear reviews are honest, unbiased and thorough.
Plus our test charts WILL help you buy the best gear you can afford.
From digital cameras and lenses to flashguns/strobes and tripods, we test and compare every product to give you the best buying advice possible.
Performance Bikes (PB) is the magazine that helps YOU get the most from your very fast – oh yes, exceptionally fast - motorcycle.
• The best modified bikes
• Real-life experience
• Road tests you can trust
PB is essential reading if you love fiddling with your bike as well as riding it.
Our editor is an enthusiast, as is his dedicated team of writers. You’ll struggle to find more concise and expert content anywhere else.
Planned in 2015: Additional picture galleries and video content will let you view delicious bikes in even more detail and ride flat-out on-board with them…..
It’s the mag that brings music alive.
Inside EVERY issue you’ll find:
* Quality, in-depth interviews with your favourite artists, written by award-winning journalists: content & expertise you cannot find for free on the internet.
* New music to discover, from the best up and coming artists of today…
* The definitive music guide, with a reviews section covering 110+ albums and reissues.
Plus the latest music news and opinion…
If you love your music – from Ed Sheeran through to Kasabian, The Who and The Rolling Stones – and want to know what’s going on in the UK and global music scene NOW, Q is for you.