As a good geek you are, you must have tried googling to know the procedure to follow to buy a life. Unfortunately, no result : not even a chinese website of illegal lives importations.
The ultimate question then arises but the answer is this time not 42: "How can you get a life ?"
For this reason, to fill this vital need of all the geeks of the planet, I elaborated the answer, the solution, to the ULTIME QUESTION.
So, here is quite freshly brought out of our laboratories this magnificent application which will guarantee that you PAID to get a life (and not with virtual money this time!!!).
If you want, you can by-pass Play Google to get this application free of charge but it would be useless because it would lose all its sense.
WARNING: this application contains nothing else than a certificate giving evidence of the validity of the purchase of your life. No gigantic Mario Mushroom will appear, and you won't bell able to jump into an abyss by shouting "Mama Mia!" and respawning 10 meters behind.
Translated from French.
Sull AR allows a smart phone or tablet to recognize printed images and real-world objects and enhance them with videos, music and 3D animations.
Take printed pieces to the next level by making them interactive - adding information, entertainment or additional ways to connect! The only limits to what you can do are your own imagination.
•Print images that come to virtual life in your customers' hands
•Augment printed instructions with hands-on videos
•Add reply information directly to an invitation (send an email, send text or make a phone call with a touch on screen)
•Add nutritional information to items on a menu
•Connect customers directly from a take out menu to an online ordering website or phone number with a touch
Look out for the in-magazine pages that carry the TG MAG EXTRA icon, wherever it appears, simply open the app and point your Android phone or tablet camera at the page to view and unlock a world of extra content.
INSTRUCTIONS IN 5 EASY STEPS:
1) Download and open the app
2) Point your device at the pages that carry the TG Mag Extra icon
3) Watch as the pages come to virtual life
4) Tap onscreen buttons and links
5) Double tap videos to toggle full screen mode
From Slipknot to Bring Me The Horizon, and from heavy metal to metalcore, punk and beyond, Kerrang! brings you closer to the music you love. You’ll get…
- Exclusive interviews with the world’s greatest rock & metal stars
- The truth behind all the stories that matter
- Rock’s biggest gig guide
- Reviews & features from our expert writers that you CANNOT read anywhere else
- And much, much more…
Kerrang! is published 51 times a year, every week.
If you’re obsessed with metal and heavy rock, it’s the mag for you.
Launched in 1955, MCN has been bringing its readers exclusive news stories about new bikes for nearly 60 years!
Every week, MCN’s team of expert test riders will:
• Review new and used motorcycles
• Help bikers make the very best buying decisions
• Provide the latest MotoGP and Superbikes news
And now MCN is available every week as an Android App!
MCN is also famous for its extensive and unrivalled motorcycle sport news and insight. From the white-knuckle world of MotoGP to the elbow-clashing action of World Superbikes and British Superbikes, MCN definitely gives the inside story.
There are also thousands of motorcycles for sale in MCN. There’s a fantastic bargain waiting to be snapped up, by you!
Finally, we reveal stacks of money-saving offers and deals. So whether you’re after a new bike, a great insurance offer, or some cracking kit at exclusive prices… MCN is the place to come.
Legendary filmmakers such as Steven Spielberg, James Cameron and Peter Jackson are counted among its readers.
Quentin Tarantino best summed it up when he said: "Movies are my religion and Empire is my church."
This new Android edition app combines Empire’s world-class editorial with embedded trailers, exclusive footage and interactive articles.
Empire brings you world exclusive news and first- look pictures of the big movies you care about, with exclusive set reports and interviews.
Empire delivers the most authoritative movie reviews in the world – both in cinemas and in the home.
Get up close with the most influential people in Hollywood thanks to Empire’s incredible insider access to the biggest stars in movies, both in front of and behind the camera.
All this and more, served up with Empire’s irreverent sense of humour, unparalleled movie knowledge and a host of app-only features.
It’s the mag that brings music alive.
Inside EVERY issue you’ll find:
* Quality, in-depth interviews with your favourite artists, written by award-winning journalists: content & expertise you cannot find for free on the internet.
* New music to discover, from the best up and coming artists of today…
* The definitive music guide, with a reviews section covering 110+ albums and reissues.
Plus the latest music news and opinion…
If you love your music – from Ed Sheeran through to Kasabian, The Who and The Rolling Stones – and want to know what’s going on in the UK and global music scene NOW, Q is for you.
‘I’m a Celebrity’ – we got it covered.
‘The X-Factor’ – we get the exclusives.
‘Strictly’ – we’re there each week.
‘Britain’s Got Talent’ – we’ve the inside line.
We're always thinking how we can make heat an even better magazine.
Well, we've come up with a cracker: we've made it digital for YOUR Android device on Google Play!
Now you can get the new heat every week on your Android phone and tablet! With….
- All the juiciest celebrity news!
- The most jaw-dropping pictures
- The funniest commentary on the week in showbiz
- The Stars’ styles you want to copy… and those you definitely DO NOT
Plus, every week read the most comprehensive entertainment and reviews section out there.
What is there not to love?!
For those of you that don’t know…
FHM is officially the best magazine on planet Earth.
Each month we bring you:
• The FINEST features
• Useful man skills
• Sex tips
• Fashion & football
• Food (yes, the modern man SHOULD learn how to cook)
• Compelling real-life stories and…
• …exclusive interviews and pictures of the SEXIEST ladies!
On top of this, it’s packed full of stories on fashion, food, football, and lots of other stuff that makes you feel great to be a man.
Every issue our elite golf coaches will help you improve all areas of your game, with stacks of drills to help you improve your…
- Iron play
- Short game
- Course management and strategy
The Android version of Today’s Golfer will also, in 2015, feature many videos to bring this instruction to life.
Follow the great advice from some of the leading teaching pros in the world and you will soon be humbling your golf handicap.
The Today’s Golfer Equipment testing team will also be bringing you first-hit videos of the latest and greatest golf clubs, helping you get the right equipment at the right price.
And don’t miss the dozens of golf course reviews and red-hot green fee deals….
Best of all, Today’s Golfer brings you tips and drills from some of the best players in the world.
Today’s Golfer is published 13 times a year.
All our features are written by experts in their fields.
This ensures you get the very best advice possible on fishkeeping and fish species, as well as creating and maintaining fantastic aquatic environments for them to live in.
Inside you’ll find:
• The latest aquarium equipment reviewed and recommended
• Tips on how to look after and keep your fish in tip-top condition
• Expert guides to fish species – tropical marine, and both cold and tropical freshwater
• Expert advice on aquascaping
Every issue of PFK includes features on inspirational fish species and aquariums.
We offer instruction on how to care for them, where to buy them, and which products they will need to stay healthy and happy.
Whether you enjoy freshwater, salt, cold water or tropical fishkeeping, this is the magazine for you.
PFK is published 13 times a year.
Performance Bikes (PB) is the magazine that helps YOU get the most from your very fast – oh yes, exceptionally fast - motorcycle.
• The best modified bikes
• Real-life experience
• Road tests you can trust
PB is essential reading if you love fiddling with your bike as well as riding it.
Our editor is an enthusiast, as is his dedicated team of writers. You’ll struggle to find more concise and expert content anywhere else.
Planned in 2015: Additional picture galleries and video content will let you view delicious bikes in even more detail and ride flat-out on-board with them…..
It was the first, the original, magazine of its kind to focus completely on the enigmatic Land Rover vehicle.
Every issue of LRO:
• Shows you the world’s most exciting Land Rovers
• Offers the best buying and workshop advice
• Highlights the latest products for improving your Land Rover
• Inspires you to take your hobby further!
LRO is published every four weeks and is written by experts in their field.
Created by passionate and expert team of motorcycle riders, the App is engaging and entertaining. It inspires readers to ride, and it makes them feel part of the amazing motorcycling world.
Our three main areas of content are:
1 Road tests
We ride and test all the latest bikes, from 125s to 193bhp sports machines, from tourers to retros.
Taking motorcycles to the four corners of the UK, and the four corners of the world.
3 The world of motorcycling
Extraordinary travel stories, amazing races, extraordinary events and astonishing people.
Bike magazine is out monthly.
As the UK’s biggest and best-selling hillwalking magazine, we specialize in the most beautiful, most spectacular and most challenging regions of Britain and Europe – and inform you about all the tools you need to explore them.
So if you fancy a new pair of boots, have always wanted to know how to tell the time by the sun, are keen to try a spot of wild camping or just love to talk adventure in a cosy pub with snow piling up at the door, you’ll love Trail and Trail will love you.
Each issue is packed with:
* 13 Routes with full OS mapping
* Reviews of the latest outdoor kit
* New for 2015: Interactive picture galleries & video
Trail magazine features the UK’s best outdoor writing – the best you’ll find, covering routes and destinations you’ll love to visit.
Love the outdoors, love Trail.
Published 13 times a year.
Look after your health and well-being with Top Sante!
Each issue is packed with the best and latest information, tips, expert advice and inspirational ideas on how to look after every aspect of your health and wellbeing, and it’s now available to download on Google Play.
Access the world of health through this app, wherever you are. It will help you to look great, feel inspired and happy, and… Be the best you!
Our main areas of content are:
1. Health – Trusted advice inspiring you to include healthy choices into your lifestyle.
2. Psychological health – insightful solutions leaving you feeling empowered
3. Beauty – Authoritative anti-ageing advice
4. Fitness – The latest fitness trends and inspirational ideas on how to stay fit and healthy
5. Food & Diet – Delicious quick and healthy recipes
Top Sante is published 12 times a year.
Put together by a team of enthusiastic experts, helped by input from thousands of committed readers, it’s full of recommendations on
- Riding technique.
We speak directly to our readers about their biking lives, using our expertise to steer them towards the good-value option in bikes, trips and kits.
We’re famed for our regular Product Tests, which highlight the best clothing and accessories for bikers.
And every month we provide a comprehensive used-bike buying guide, focusing on a popular model, helping potential owners find the right bike at the right price.
Every issue features touring guides and riding advice to help readers explore the world and explore their bike’s performance.
- Inspirational photographs from around the world
- In-depth interviews with award-winning photographers
- The best technique guides in the industry, with different topics covered every issue
- Our ‘Complete Camera Guide’ listing, rating every available DSLR and CSC model
We’ll also give you FREE feedback on your images via our Camera School – a completely interactive course for photographers of all levels.
Read our jargon-free reviews! Our gear reviews are honest, unbiased and thorough.
Plus our test charts WILL help you buy the best gear you can afford.
From digital cameras and lenses to flashguns/strobes and tripods, we test and compare every product to give you the best buying advice possible.