Binky - Satisfy Your Phone Cravings

Offers in-app purchases

Binky is the most stress-free social media app ever! Think about all those times when you want to scroll through a feed on your phone, but you don't want to read depressing news articles or see photos from people who seem happier than you. Binky gives you the incessant micro-thrills of scrolling through stuff, never knowing what's coming next, without all the hassle. And the things you do in Binky don't end up on a server somewhere for the world to see. It's all the fun of social media with all the privacy you wish you had!

Features:

* An infinite list of random stuff (we call them "Binks"), with pictures. You won't care about some of them, but others will give you a fleeting feeling of satisfaction -- just like a real app!
* Each Bink has a Like button so that you can like it, just like a real app!
* Swipe left or right on Binks, because it's weirdly satisfying, just like a real app!
* Leave a comment! Unlike a real app, you don't have to stress about what to say. Just mash the keyboard and Binky will think of an appropriate comment for you! Where's THAT feature, Facebook?
* A "share" button that doesn't do anything!
* Scroll through over a thousand Binks, including: sawdust, Sam Cooke, rutabagas, laser tag, merman, mascara, puddles, and elbow.

If you read all the way through that last bullet point, you're already hooked. Download it today!
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What's New

"Gee sir, is Binky really on Android now?"

That's right, Susie! Binky -- the scrolling-est, liking-est, swiping-est app in the universe -- has landed on your Android phone. Now Android users can join in the...fun, or whatever it is. You'll feel so good when you slide down Binky's neverending feed of meaningless/compelling content. This is what we've all been building up to!

"I can't wait, Mister!"

But you did wait, Susie. You waited your whole life, and now it's here. Good job!
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Additional Information

Updated
September 8, 2017
Size
6.4M
Installs
1,000+
Current Version
1.0.7
Requires Android
4.1 and up
Content Rating
Teen
Suggestive Themes
Interactive Elements
Digital Purchases
In-app Products
$1.99 per item
Permissions
Offered By
Dan Kurtz
Developer
780 58th St. Oakland, CA 94609 USA
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