This app is 12/10 fabulous! I was dying from starvation in Auschwitz and working child labor. But when I showed the Nazis this cool new app, they locked me in a room where I could explain it all day! They gave me 1 bread per day! Oh boi! Did this app save my life or what?! (Btw they burned me after this, I'm dead now. RIP fidget spinner app)
I used to be a simple Russian farmer, in the fields of Siberia. I grew up reading of Karl Marx as my only source of entertainment. As I grew up, I wanted to establish communism as the economic system that Russia followed. However, I never had the galls to fulfill my plans. I went to sleep every night regretting my life choices, and not rallying up the people against the bourgeoisie. However, this app changed everything. With this app, I managed to muster up the bravery and rally up the Russian people. We overthrew the Tsar, and established communism. If it wasn't for this app, I would've never made the Soviet Union. That's why this app is so cool. ~Vladimir Lenin
Recently my testicles fell off because my anal Parkinson's disease I thought would not make it but I was sitting there one night telling my wife that I would not make it, but I found this fidget spinner app and lived but my wife wanted me to die so she could have my money. She divorced me and now I have nothing left and contemplating suicide thank you slash and axl rose for creating this app it helped me alot :)
Before i downloaded this, i was a black man that didnt matter. Now i wear a turben and make slurpies off of 5.60 an hour. I used to only eat kfc. But now i am vegan and proud of my pride in Allah. Muhammed is my one and only savior, the greatest of them all. I wake up every morning, spin me e-spinner, then bounce back. Now im counting stacks......of 7-11 spinners. The bearings are smoother than me in bed. Thank Allah for allowing this app to be created, Amen.
This app gave me 88 filled condoms. Buy they weren't mine, they were the people that I let inside my wetness. I enjoyed it very much. I was still impregnated though, because all of them I on purpose cut so they would have to pay me for all of my babies that I eventually ate. This app helped by making them hypnotized and seduced into giving me the D, and it worked, so thanks!
I downloaded this app while in a hotel room with seven girls. Possibly the least exciting thing I could have been doing in that hotel room and it says a little something about my life and a little something about your app. However, I have rated four out of five stars as the app does indeed contain a fidget spinner that spins in not one but two directions. The only way this app could have been improved was if the fidget spinner had variable speeds. Then five stars would be warranted.
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