If you don't have a FLASH on your device, don't bother, this app is even more useless than it already is :-)

Ever been waiting patiently for the bartender to notice you while he or she chats happily with the regulars at the other end of the bar. Well wait no more, with LampShades you can display an obnoxious light show sure to get to get your favorite servers attention.

Button Use:
Lotion and Hose: Plays a nice creepy message.
Lotion in the Basket: Plays an even creepier message.
Turn me On / Turn Me Off: Activates / Deactivates the obnoxious strobe.

*WARNING neither LampShades nor it's creators are responsible for any negative affects stemming from the use of this app. You have been warned, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

** All copyrights of digital media are held by the original owners and the use of that media in this app are for entertainment purposes only.
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What's New

1.7 - Put this pig on a diet and enabled external storage install

1.6 - ahh yeah Settings are storing and working along with the call button

1.5 - Added credit where credit is due..ish

1.4 - Disabled the call button temporarily - don't ask

1.3 - Changed the preset number
Enabled the Settings - still a work in progress.

1.2 - Added the ability to call a preset number
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Additional Information

Updated
September 25, 2014
Size
1.3M
Installs
10+
Current Version
1.7
Requires Android
3.0 and up
Content Rating
Teen
Language
Permissions
Offered By
BSD Solutions LLC
Developer
7813 Temple Terrace Highway Number 108 Temple Terrace, FL 33637
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