If you don't have a FLASH on your device, don't bother, this app is even more useless than it already is :-)
Ever been waiting patiently for the bartender to notice you while he or she chats happily with the regulars at the other end of the bar. Well wait no more, with LampShades you can display an obnoxious light show sure to get to get your favorite servers attention.
Lotion and Hose: Plays a nice creepy message.
Lotion in the Basket: Plays an even creepier message.
Turn me On / Turn Me Off: Activates / Deactivates the obnoxious strobe.
*WARNING neither LampShades nor it's creators are responsible for any negative affects stemming from the use of this app. You have been warned, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
** All copyrights of digital media are held by the original owners and the use of that media in this app are for entertainment purposes only.