Incredible I didn't believe some of the reviews that people posted. They gained YouTube fame, Reddit karma, and so much more. I decided to finally try it out for myself. I downloaded and couldn't believe my eyes. I watched my YouTube subscriber count go up so fast it looked like a casino jackpot machine. I watched my Steam inventory fill up with Dragon Lores and Karambits. This app is amazing, don't let the haters stop you from claiming the gifts that this app gives. Thank you, Chris Economou.
My soul is healed! At first I thought this app was going to be a fun game I could play when I'm bored. I used it for a while and... I am just so amazed. This app truly changed my life in a way that you could not imagine! I could finally stand up to my teacher and confront him about the amount of homework he gives us and we have no homework... EVER! just small exams. This app changed my life for the better and made me realize that life is amazing. Download this app. It is truly beautiful! Thank you for making this app!
Amazing This is the most amazing app on my phone. The first time I pressed it I fell into a field of weed but didn't have a lighter so I decided to press the button again and bam 6 chicks appeared out of no where and we started to party. so I pressed it one last time to c what would happen and bam I was higher then the sky and the ruler of earth.
This app made me realize that god is real When I started playing this I didn't know what to expect, maybe it would be a fun little mini game or maybe nothing. I had no idea what world filled with magic and wonder I had stumbled upon. Absolute genius! After playing this for 5 minutes I realized that only god could make an app this amazing. Being on this app gave me the courage to stand up to my boss and get a raise. Not only did he give me a raise, he gave me the full on promotion! I can honestly say that this app has changed my life and I love it.
Truly Mind blowing When I first saw this app I was skeptical. Why wouldn't I be? The app said the most useless app ever. It wasn't until I read the reviews and saw how it touched the lives of many people. I decided to give it a try and downloaded it. It took 1 app to change my life completely. I got a raise at work and I'm slinging dick left and right. Honestly the only downside to this app is that more people haven't come to realize it's genius. If you want life changing experiences then this app is for you.
Wow. I was skeptical reading the reviews like I'm sure most of you are. It's a little too good to be true. But Omg... playing this game was like having the most amazing orgasm during sex with Scarlett Johanson. It's like a fresh spring morning. It gave me inspiration. As a 45 year old man, this gave me the courage to stand up to Roger, my bully of the play yard at my kid's day care. He steals my Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches my wife packs me in the morning for lunch. Suck my Nut Butter and Jam Roger!!!