I was homeless. I was lonely. I was fat and thin at the same time. Nobody loved me then finally someone recommended this app. I can't thank that guy enough for this app. It literally changed my life now I have 3 supercars, 7 houses, 2 planets and 1 galaxy of my own. Thank you :') ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I never knew I needed this... Until now. I can't live without it. No more googling the shrug emoji to copy and paste it into a conversation. No more fiddling with the cursor to make sure my highlighted selection is just right. I am very complacent and lazy so having this has greatly improved my quality of life. Thankyou, you've done the world a great service. You will be exalted.
It cured my depression. Just yesterday I was depressed. I lost my house, my wife, and my dog was killed by my table fan. Then I came through this app, which my friend with cancer suggested. It apparently cured his cancer. So I downloaded this legendary app and now I have a companion I can talk to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Actually many if them. It's ok they don't talk different languages and colours, but they sing the notification tune perfectly. This is literally the best app I have come through in the app store. I love it. Thanks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cancer cure found thanks dev I used to have cancer in my left arm. I went to the doc and said "Give it to me straight doc". He said that it'll have to go. After the amputation I felt incomplete, like an arm was missing. I went straight to the mirror and I could see all the remnant cancer cells taunting me. I realized I couldn't even shrug and that's when I stumbled upon this app. It completed me. I could do full Nelson shrugs again. So I said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to the malignant bastards. The cancer cells got cancer and died and my arm grew back
I hid behind the door, waiting for the killer to find me and slit my throat. I knew my life was over. I took a look at my phone, and seeing that it was on 42%, I saw this app and gave it a try. After a few minutes the killer found me, but when he said "I will kill you now" I only shrugged. To my surprise he dropped his knife and cried. "Did you download it?" He asked. I nodded and at the same time tears came bursting from his eyes. I smiled. I did not only survive a bloody and gruesome murder, but I also saved a life. It also gave me a lifelong friend. Thanks, dev.
Drop all your antidepressants, this is the real deal! As I trudged home, a 3 year old told me I was a walking loser. I realised then that I had hit rock bottom in life. I had just been sacked from work and my fiancee had left me at the alter the previous month. If this is what absolute defeat felt like, this was it. As I googled ways to commit suicide while still going to heaven, the suggestion for this app came up. Now I'm a different entity. I've discovered immortality, hooked up with miss world and became a billionaire in the last 27seconds. Now I'm God