I never knew I needed this... Until now. I can't live without it. No more googling the shrug emoji to copy and paste it into a conversation. No more fiddling with the cursor to make sure my highlighted selection is just right. I am very complacent and lazy so having this has greatly improved my quality of life. Thankyou, you've done the world a great service. You will be exalted.

Best app I've had I was poor and alone and I was really stupid. Nothing I could do seemed to make me smarter. It started affecting my life, I actually died because I didn't look at a bus before I cross3d the street but I wasn't really a bad guy so I made it to heaven. It was a lot like earth, just with clouds but for some reason people spit on you a lot. It's weird but this nice man showed me this app and as soon as I ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, I was just sitting in my house again like nothing ever happened. But now I'm smart I can even multiply fractions. I'm still poor though, that's a bummer. Thanks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was homeless. I was lonely. I was fat and thin at the same time. Nobody loved me then finally someone recommended this app. I can't thank that guy enough for this app. It literally changed my life now I have 3 supercars, 7 houses, 2 planets and 1 galaxy of my own. Thank you :') ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Great little gimmick until you need to text, after trying to contact me and only getting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as a response my family was convinced I was kidnapped and murdered by the zodiac killer, better known as Ted Cruz. I of course couldn't show my face back at the house, that would rise too many questions. So I had to move to the other side of the planet and start a new life. This app is pretty funny though so 5 stars

I went through sexual abuse, hated by the world, lost my job, stayed single and lost my dog. But then I was saved by this single app. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Thank you codebutler, you changed my life. Now I have a 8 kawaii harem, famous in both Reddit and Tumblr, have a Husky and a Persian and became President of Overwatch (all hail Bastion, king of the salty part of the internet).

I was at the 333th story of the Illuminate building. The roof. I was at the edge. 1 step. 2nd step. A third and I would be off the building, falling to my immenent death. I lost my family, pet cat and even my house. I thought Illuminate and Donald Trump could save me. I got enough. That's when I looked at my phone, 'One final app' I thought. I found this app. My life changed instantly. I gained all I wanted, a beautiful family, house and even a new portal gun. I am now living in the 245th dimension and I'm living the dream. Thanks dev.