I originally had been writing my thesis when i came across this wonderful application. Because I have no idea what to write, I just used the app to type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all over my thesis. I graduated with summa cum laude and became a highly regarded professor in dank meme analysis soon afterwards.
I was at the 333th story of the Illuminate building. The roof. I was at the edge. 1 step. 2nd step. A third and I would be off the building, falling to my immenent death. I lost my family, pet cat and even my house. I thought Illuminate and Donald Trump could save me. I got enough. That's when I looked at my phone, 'One final app' I thought. I found this app. My life changed instantly. I gained all I wanted, a beautiful family, house and even a new portal gun. I am now living in the 245th dimension and I'm living the dream. Thanks dev.
I never knew I needed this... Until now. I can't live without it. No more googling the shrug emoji to copy and paste it into a conversation. No more fiddling with the cursor to make sure my highlighted selection is just right. I am very complacent and lazy so having this has greatly improved my quality of life. Thankyou, you've done the world a great service. You will be exalted.
I was homeless. I was lonely. I was fat and thin at the same time. Nobody loved me then finally someone recommended this app. I can't thank that guy enough for this app. It literally changed my life now I have 3 supercars, 7 houses, 2 planets and 1 galaxy of my own. Thank you :') ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cancer cure found thanks dev I used to have cancer in my left arm. I went to the doc and said "Give it to me straight doc". He said that it'll have to go. After the amputation I felt incomplete, like an arm was missing. I went straight to the mirror and I could see all the remnant cancer cells taunting me. I realized I couldn't even shrug and that's when I stumbled upon this app. It completed me. I could do full Nelson shrugs again. So I said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to the malignant bastards. The cancer cells got cancer and died and my arm grew back
It cured my depression. Just yesterday I was depressed. I lost my house, my wife, and my dog was killed by my table fan. Then I came through this app, which my friend with cancer suggested. It apparently cured his cancer. So I downloaded this legendary app and now I have a companion I can talk to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Actually many if them. It's ok they don't talk different languages and colours, but they sing the notification tune perfectly. This is literally the best app I have come through in the app store. I love it. Thanks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯