In this age old game of strategy and chance you take control of a plucky young Panda (dressed in lederhosen) and battle a rather sporty looking Panda at Rock–paper–scissors. That sporty looking panda has a diet that consists of 99% bamboo but today you're gonna be serving him a diet of 100% whoop ass!
Paper wraps rock! Rock smashes scissors! Smashes them!! Scissors cut up paper into smaller fragments of paper!! It's just too much excitement to "bear". Especially as far as these crazy characters are concerned.