Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.
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*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Yo Momma so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled " TWINKIE!""
"Yo Momma So Ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo."
"Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone."
"Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail"
"Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer."
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Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
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