Hold your device sideways and use your hand in a whipping action to activate the whip sound.
This is the Ad free version of this application. Enjoy.
After years of waiting and much anticipation, the iPhone's original #1 tazer is finally available on Android.
The full version includes
- realistic tazer(TM) vibration
- flashing camera strobe ****
- a new, much scarier tazer design
From the manufacturer:
iTazer is the safe and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise, vibrating rattle, flashing lights, and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).
Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an Android Phone, iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Who's laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.
Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:
"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD
"The thing about Apple Cops: They have the coolest Tazers"
- John Stewart, The Daily Show *****
We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.
* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesn't "really shock you," Einstein.
** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.
*** Vibration will not work on iPod Touch devices. On the first generation iPod Touch, since it doesn't have a speaker, nor will the sound, so put in headphones and pretend like they're ear protection.
**** Flashing light will only work on phones running android 2.2 or later that also have a camera with an LED flash. If your camera strobe is not working, find yourself a flashlight and turn it on and off as fast as you can while pressing the taze button.
****** This is not a joke
• Live Wallpapers – choose from three Live Wallpapers featuring Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl and The Mother F****r.
• Gallery – scroll through the latest pictures and artwork from the movie.
• Emoticons – text, e-mail and IM emoticons of Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl and The Mother F****r to your friends.
About the film:
Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl and Red Mist return for the follow-up to 2010’s irreverent global hit: Kick-Ass 2. After Kick-Ass’ (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) insane bravery inspires a new wave of self-made masked crusaders, led by the badass Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey), our hero joins them on patrol.
In this day and age of hackers, censorship, online identity theft, people spying and monitoring your online activities, your online privacy has never been so important. Hide My Ass' aim is to provide easy to use services that help protect your online identity and privacy.
Access any website and service from any country total anonymously.
Hide My Ass works with all of the top online TV and movie websites, like Netflix, HBO, ABC etc.
Any technical questions or problems should be sent to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Only errors or changes to the guide should be sent to the developer of this app.
El objetivo del juego es tirar todas las cartas antes que los demás jugadores.
El valor de las cartas, de menor a mayor es 2,4,5,6,7,10,11, 12,3 y 1.
En la primera partida empieza a tirar el jugador que tenga el dos de oros.
Los jugadores tienen que tirar cartas superiores o iguales a las que hay en la mesa, pero en igual número, de no poder pasarán. De pasar todos los jugadores o ser saltados, el último en tirar será quien empiece la nueva ronda.
Al tirar cartas del mismo número que las de la mesa, se salta al siguiente jugador. Cuando un jugador se queda sin cartas, termina y obtiene un rango en función de su clasificación en la partida.
Estos rangos son el Rey, Vicerey, Viceculo y Culo. Al comenzar la siguiente partida, el rey recibe las dos mejores cartas del Culo y dará sus dos peores.
El Vicerey recibe la mejor carta del Viceculo dándole su peor carta. En las siguientes partidas comenzará hablando el culo.
Click as many times as you like to launch the funny animation.
Great for practical jokes, or to give your friends that special message!
Note this is a Home Screen Widget like your Clock or Weather, so must be added to your home screen from the Long Press menu on your device. It is not an normal application that can be opened.
Check out the other animated apps from Cool Fun Widgets; the Jiggling Boobies Widget and the unprecedented Boob Cube Live Wallpaper!
★★★ This app will be installed in your Memory Card ★★★
All Animals Sounds!
-This is the perfect app to have a good time with your children, or simply to laugh a little with your friends!
Enjoy with all these features:
✔ Set Ring tone of the characteristic sound of more than 60 different animals
✔ Listen the characteristic sound of more than 60 different animals
✔ Teach your children the name of the animals
✔ All images,sounds and Videos have high quality
✔ All Videos are available where you can share to face book or twitter
★★★ Very easy to use app ★★★
- Click on the image to hear the animal sound.
Animals included in the app: Dinosaur,Godzilla,Dog, Horse, Duck, Pig, Rooster, Monkey, Elephant, Cat, Lion, Horse, Tiger, Donkey, Peacock, Cow, Goat, Zebra, Chicken, Eagle, Bird, Fly, Frog, Sheep,Insects,Funny and even more are Available ....!
Snap a photo of yourself or a friend and slap a beard on it! Rock a goatee like Richard or go all out with Aaron’s beard. Then share it with friends and show you’re livin’ Fast N’ Loud.
This app contain
- Twerking from the pro's
-Most popular Twerkers
-Twerk Vids Updated daily
It doesn't matter if your friends are Justin Bieber loving fanboys, or if they just lost to you in a game of pool. Either way they deserve to be made a bitch of. So pull out your device(No... not your meat stick! Or then again... I guess that could work too) and hit them as hard as you can, and just like Justin Bieber, their balls will shrink back into their bodies, leaving nothing but a smooth surface behind to remind them of their epic failures, that resulted in you owning their asses!
But what if your friends all hate Justin Bieber and happen to be amazing pool players? Listen asshole! It. Doesn't. Fucking. Matter! Just like a flappy bird still sucking on its mothers hairy teat, everyone is vulnerable! Except you, you're perfect! You're a perfect asshole.
So just find something else to pick on!
Is he ugly? Change the setting! Then smack away to reduce his, already limited, self esteem to absolute fucking zero!
Does his face resemble that of the majestic cashmere goats of the Mongolian plateau? Hell. Maybe his name is "Billy" and you just don't like that. Change the setting and smack away!
Did he decimate that second cheese burger in very much the same way that a flock of angry birds will decimate an entire drove of ugly diseased looking green pigs? Change. The. Fucking. Setting. And smack away! Then listen as the sound of a squealing porker hits him right on his chubby cheeks, putting him back in his place!
It doesn't matter what the reason, because there are no prerequisites to being an asshole, and we have all the settings you need to accomplish just that!
HOW TO USE:
Select the appropriate setting by swiping across the screen.
Hold the device, screen facing away from your palm.
Pull backwards on a horizontal plane.
Then quickly swing the device forward, stopping just before you hit the individual.
Any problems, comments, criticism, suggestions, stories then email us at email@example.com
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v2.1 Update, fixed force close, enhanced detection algorithm.
* Predatory, carnivorous, herbivorous, Wild and Domestic Animals consists of
* These animals: lion, tiger, pig, elephant, dinosaur, AU, gorillas, deer, monkeys, kangaroos, zebras, donkeys, horses, wolves, sheep, dogs, cats, lamb, cow, chickens, roosters, turkeys, geese, nightingale, vulture, owl, eagle, sparrow,
Mice, rats, frogs, snakes, zebras, hyenas, etc. Consists.
* Push all Forest Weather Can Create multiple friends at the same time secretly to scare predators can Unmute ...
* Already Have Fun ...
Try lightweight, intuitive video player.
This is a video player that support SMI, SRT, SBV and ASS/SSA subtitle file.
SMI, SRT, SBV and ASS/SSA file have to exist at same place with movie file.
if you have a /sdcard/AAA.mp4, SMI file name must have /sdcard/AAA.smi.
Google TV support
Support Ruby tag,
Subtitle time sync adjust,
Volume Key reverse mode
Repeat A-B postions,
display remain time (click duration)
** Soul Movie Pro only support **
- Caption list viewer
- seek by caption
- search dictionary by caption
- Bookmark support
- repeat from A caption to B caption.