FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!
Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”
We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.
* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online
* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly
* Copy to clipboard
SECTIONS & FILTERS
* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords
1) "Save to Gallery" OR
2) "Set as Wallpaper"!
★ Intuitive and FAST navigation through a beautiful gallery.
★ Categorized images!
★ Search through wallpapers using keywords
★ Share wallpapers via Facebook, Twitter, or Email!
The gallery photos can be ordered by either popularity, or by recent additions. You can also filter for picture categories, which are updated with the latest search trends. New pictures are added by the minute to always keep you entertained and to fill your photos library with tons of cool images!
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From the creators of Talking Tom comes Talking Gina, your talking pet giraffe!
NEW: Play Patty Cake with Talking Gina the Giraffe (patent pending). This original and addictive reflex-building hand clapping game is fun and challenging for all ages!
ABOUT GINA: Say anything to Gina and she will speak your words back to you the way only she knows how. Take good care of her and she will be the best friend you ever had! Make sure not to neglect her or treat her badly or she won’t be as cheery. Not to worry though, you can be sure to keep her happy by playing 48 levels of Patty Cake, an addictive hand clapping game that will improve your reflexes, your hand-eye coordination and your friendship with Gina! She’ll thank you for it!
Record videos of Talking Gina and share them with friends via YouTube, Facebook, email or MMS.
★★★ HOW TO KEEP GINA HAPPY ★★★
✔ Play a hand clapping game with her (48 levels, three speeds per level, and original music).
✔ Feed her any of her favorite snacks including carrots, strawberries or ice cream.
✔ Give her water or lemonade so she doesn’t get too thirsty.
✔ Don't poke her too often. Be nice!
✔ Don't neglect her. Play with her every day and get a daily BONUS!
★★★ ACHIEVEMENTS ★★★
✔ When Gina’s happiness is at 70%, give Gina a helium balloon and she’ll repeat your words in a funny voice.
✔ When Gina’s happiness is at 90%, she’ll gives you kisses to let you know how much she loves you!
✔ When Gina’s happiness is at 100%, you get a new baby giraffe!
✔ Keep Gina active by completing all 48 levels of Patty Cake with her, and collect medals for each completed speed!
★★★ WHAT YOU CAN GET FOR GINA ★★★
✔ 5-pack of ice cream cones
✔ 10 lemonades
✔ 10 strawberries
✔ An infinite supply of strawberries, lemonades & ice cream
✔ Every 24 hours, check back in to get 1 FREE item for Gina (strawberry or lemonade)
★★★ IMPORTANT ★★★
➔ Gina will not die if you don't feed her, she just won't be too happy.
➔ To unlock the next level of the hand clapping game, you must successfully complete the current level OR feed Gina an ice cream cone.
END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR ANDROID: http://outfit7.com/eula-android/
Chat with her, buy her presents and choose her wardrobe. You can even smile at her or show her your tongue (but that’s no way to treat a lady)!
Talking Angela will test your knowledge in the newly added trivia quizzes. To start a quiz, type any of these into the chat window: quiz, give me a quiz, start quiz.
She is not alone in the city though, you may see a familiar face pop up here and there but in a completely different role!
Talking Angela is a safe and family-friendly app! More at http://o7n.co/angela-safe.
★★★ HOW TO PLAY ★★★
✔ Pet Talking Angela and she will be happy.
✔ Use the "Gift" button to buy her drinks, accessories, clothes, makeup etc.
✔ Use the "Heart" button and make Angela read you a fortune cookie.
✔ Use the "Coat hanger" button to access Angela's wardrobe and change her appearance.
✔ Use the "Face" button to open the front camera and communicate with Angela through face gestures (nod or shake your head, smile, yawn or show your tongue).
★★★ IMPORTANT ★★★
✔ The "Face" button doesn't exist on low-end devices (single core CPU) and on devices without a front facing camera.
★★★ HOW TO CHAT ★★★
✔ You can chat with Angela only in ENGLISH.
✔ Press into the text field to start a conversation.
✔ Use the keyboard to type OR use dictation.
✔ Angela will answer with text and voice in English.
✔ Start trivia quizzes by typing any of these commands into the chat window: quiz, give me a quiz, start quiz.
✔ You can talk to Angela about a variety of subjects: love, dating, friends, school, fashion, celebrities, movies, music, TV, books, hobbies, food, travel, pets etc.
✔ Use commands like: sing to me, tell me a joke, buy drink.
Enjoy hours of fun with Angela!
LEGAL NOTICE: We are collecting anonymized data log files containing details on the usage of the app. More details: http://outfit7.com/privacy/
END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR ANDROID: http://outfit7.com/eula-android/
★★★ Top App to create hot images ★★★
Turn yourself or your friends into a hot super model in different poses and special outfits. You can show of your perfect body with sculpted abs (six pack) in a sexy poses on a motorcycle or wile getting out of the water of a tropical beach, wearing a sporty sweater, a special agent (hero) etc. If you are a girl you could take the place of some sexy girls in some nice or funny clothes like the best good looking Santa Claus dress, some really glamour evening dresses, or become part of a tale by wearing a fairy costume and many more.
If you are more the sporty type you will find a big selection of pictures as for example pictures of some gymnasts, a surfer riding the wave, cyclist on his bike, a basketball player, a champ showing of his trophy or even a fisher holding a huge fish.
If you like music and parties you can swap your face with some cool rock musicians or a DJ.
Try to impress your friends by getting a hard iron look and transform yourself in a warrior like a ninja / samurai, a martial artist or a boxer.
With this fantastic tool you will be able to create marvelous pictures that you can send per mail, share with Whatsapp, Twitter, Skype, another Messenger Tool or simply upload them to Facebook, Flickr, Dropbox etc.
Take a photo of you or a friend and let this astonishing tool generate funny pictures.
1. Choose a picture
2. Place it in the frame. Resize the picture with the fingers.
3. See the funny results
4. Save, and share with your friends ;-)
Enjoy yourself with this funny app and discover how easy it can be to fake pictures.
- A lot of predefined pictures
- Create wallpapers and backgrounds
- Create photomontages, illusions, cool image effects, etc.
- Photo edit / editor
It is a really fun app to have when you want to add something special and unique to your pictures.
You can show this app on a party, in a bar, in a disco and have fun with your friends :-)
Give your pictures a personal touch. Select either a photo from your gallery or an image which is already faked. Take the selected pic and start personalizing by choosing between numerous stickers. You will be spoiled for choice in selecting the coolest stickers. It contains stickers with various subjects like, hats, wigs (hairstyles), sunglasses, eyes, mouth expressions like kisses, scary objects with blood, a jewel etc. Let your pictures communicate something or create some comics by writing some fun stuff into bubbles.
Ukuran file aplikasi Cool Autotext BB Android yang kecil dan ringan akan membuat suasana chatting kamu menjadi semakin seru.
Fitur Cool autotext blackberry for android :
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6. Autotext Aneka Ekspresi Wajah
7. Autotext Gokil Konyol
8. Autotext Ucapan Lucu
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10. Autotext Wajah Imut
11. Autotext Wawwwww
12. Autotext Ayu Ting Ting
13. Autotext Tapak Budha
14. Autotext Tendangan Jetli
15. Autotext Uber Bajaj
16. Autotext Petasan Gokil
17. Autotext Rame Rame
18. Autotext Lempar Bom 1
19. Autotext Lempar Bom 2
20. Autotext Lempar Bom 3
21. Autotext Lempar Panci
22. Autotext Jurus Heboh
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25. Autotext Densus 88
26. Autotext Dorrrrr
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45. Autotext Japan Joyful
46. Autotext Japan Paintful
47. Autotext Japan Sad
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Talking Tom and Talking Angela are at hand to help you express your feelings. Just like Cupid, your furry friends will help you share your feelings, whether it’s with a romantic digital card or a cute tune.
Choose from a selection of charming images and even add your own message to make it personal.
Is there someone you love who doesn’t know how you feel?
Or perhaps you want to show a friend how much they mean to you.
Talking Tom and Talking Angela can show you how.
Go on, share the love!
- 19 beautifully designed romantic cards to send to your loved ones and friends.
- 4 catchy songs you can listen to and buy.
- Charming animations of Tom and Angela expressing their love.
END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR ANDROID: http://outfit7.com/eula-android/
All Wallpapers are free with themes around 3D, Abstract, Animals, Anime, Architecture, Cars, Cartoons, Art, Flowers, Funny, Games, Celebrities, Military, Music, Nature, Paintings, Photography, Sport and so on….
Save to Photo Gallery or
Set as Wallpaper
★ User friendly and Fast navigation.
★ Categorized images!
★ Share wallpapers via Bluetooth, Gmail, Google+, Messaging, Outlook, Picasa, Skype, Facebook, Twitter, or share to your friends via Email!
All wallpapers are in Hd and in Original Quality. Double tap an image to zoom in and again double tap to zoom in. A single tap will remove icon buttons from the wallpaper and brings back with another single tap.
App features also includes the photo color changing facility. All colors are randomly picked as mixed colors of red, green, orange, blue, pink etc.
It can be used in Wi-Fi or in 3G network.
Set a ringtone to a contact, as the default ringtone, notification or alarm.
This application features the most downloaded Sound effects from the web grouped together in one easy to use interface. Hundreds of sound effect ringtones. More than 100 sound effects and ringtones in 1 application.
Not only listen to them but set those sounds as alarm or assign your favorite to a contact or use as your notification sound or ringtone.
Some of the sounds featured:
Bird of Prey
Wrong Answer Buzz
and many more!
Read/Write Contact permissions are needed to change the ringtone for a contact.
Storage permission is needed to save ringtones.
System tools is needed to change ringtones.
All other permissions are needed to display unobtrusive banner ads.
We don't save, collect or use any user data. (period)
Get this application for more than 2000 useless, cool, weird, funny and interesting facts.
The application contains people facts, animal facts, sports facts, history facts, computer facts, world record facts, science facts, money facts and much more.
NEW UPDATE - Get the "Ringtones Sound Effects" app instead because it includes an updated version of "Siren Sounds".
The HELICOPTER sound has been removed, but is still available in "Ringtones Sound Effects" under the "Misc Loops" tab!
Siren Sounds has different sirens that you can play continuously until stopped. You can even play multiple sirens at the same time! Prank your friends or family, or just annoy them! You can even save sounds as Ringtones or Notifications!
- Super High Quality siren Sound Effects!
- Seamless loops play as long as you want!
- Sounds just like real sirens!
- Police siren, Ambulance siren, Hi-Lo, more!
- Multiple popular real life sirens!
- Fool your friends, or just annoy them!
- Great for pranks!
- Save sirens as Ringtones, Notification, or Alarm Clock sounds!
- For entertainment only, not to be abused.
Exo made their official debut on April 8, 2012 with the release of their debut single, "Mama". The single was a moderate success; Exo-M's version topped mainland Chinese music charts after only one day of release, and Exo-K's "Mama" music video reached to number seven on YouTube's Global Chart. The group's two albums, the 2012 debut EP Mama and the 2013 comeback studio album XOXO, were major commercial successes, selling over 1.5 million units in total worldwide. With XOXO, Exo became the youngest boy band to win Album of the Year at the Mnet Asian Music Awards, and the fastest-selling K-pop artist in twelve years. The lead singles off XOXO, "Wolf" and "Growl", were K-pop hits, landing first place trophies on music shows from all three of Korea's major free-to-air broadcast stations. The latter also peaked at number three on Billboard's Korea K-Pop Hot 100 chart.
The group received numerous rookie awards in 2012, and has since won over ten awards since their debut in April 2012.
In January 2011, producer Lee Soo-man of S.M. Entertainment announced his plans to debut a new boy band in March or April 2011. Temporarily named M1, the group appeared to have consisted of only seven members when a photo of them in a dance studio was leaked online. In May 2011, Lee spoke about the group in a Hallyu business seminar held in Stanford University. In the presentation, he explained his strategy of separating the group into two subgroups, M1 and M2, and have them promote the same music in South Korea and China, performing the songs in both Korean and Mandarin. Lee planned to launch the group in May 2011, but their debut was delayed and news concerning the group did not surface until October 2011, when Lee briefly discussed about the group's concept plans again in an interview with The Chosun Ilbo.
In December 2011, the group finalized their name to Exo, with the names Exo-K for the South Korean subgroup and Exo-M for the Chinese subgroup. The twelve members were introduced individually through 23 different trailers released from December 2011 to February 2012. Kai, Lu Han, Tao, and Chen were the first four members introduced, and they debuted their first televised performance at SBS's annual Gayo Daejun event on December 29, 2011.
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Ideal bei Flatrates für einzelne Netze, wie z.B. bei o2 blue, Base, SuperFlat Mobil von Vodafone und anderen! Unterstützt auch Wochenend Flatrates und Familientarife! Volle Kostenkontrolle auch bei netzspezifischen Flatrates und Limits!
Durch eine einfache Abfrage bei der zentralen Datenbank für Handynummern wird schnell und ohne zusätzliche Kosten das aktuelle Mobilfunknetz für eine Telefonnummer ermittelt. Ungültige oder diskonnektierte Telefonnummern können damit ebenfalls aufgespürt werden.
Die Basisversion erlaubt ihnen eine unlimitierte Anzahl von Abfragen. Zusätzlich können Sie kostenlos und ohne Verpflichtung 7 Tage lang die Features der PRO-Version (ohne Telefonbuch-Scan) testen bevor Sie sich zum Kauf entscheiden.
• Manuelle Ermittlung des Zielnetzes für jede beliebige deutsche Handynummer
• Hinweis auf Reseller (auf Basis statistischer Daten)
• Unbegrenzt viele Abfragen (kostenlos)
• Caching und Speicherung der Ergebnisse über frei festzulegenden Zeitraum
• Verschlüsselte Datenübertragung
• Ansage und Anzeige des Zielnetzes bei ausgehenden Anrufen
• Scan des gesamten Telefonbuchs
• Speicherung der Ergebnisse im Kontakt (Notizen)
• Anrufstatistik, aufgeschlüsselt nach Mobilfunknetzen
• SMS-Statistik, aufgeschlüsselt nach Mobilfunknetzen
• Individuell einstellbare monatliche Limits für Anrufe und SMS für jedes Netz (inkl. Warnschwelle)
• Berechnung der verbleibenden Minuten und der angefallenen Kosten, Unterstützung für Flatrates
• Vorhersage wann Limit aufgebraucht ist
• Aufschlüsselung nach Kontakt/Nummer
• Start des Abrechnungsmonats frei festlegbar
• Widgets für Anrufstatistik
• Ausschluss von einzelnen Nummern aus Statistik
• Wochenend-Flatrate (z.B. für Weekend Flat von T-Mobile)
• Statistik kann exportiert werden (inkl. Angaben zum Zielnetz)
• Statistik über Rufnummern im Telefonbuch
Widgets funktionieren aufgrund eines Problems in Android 2.2 nur wenn die Anwendung in den internen Speicher installiert wird!
Nur für Deutschland!
Erklärung der benötigten Rechte:
SMS oder MMS lesen
Wird benötigt um SMS-Statistik zu erstellen.
Wird benötigt um Abfragen beim zentralen Nummernregister durchzuführen.
Ermöglicht die Übernahme von Telefonnummern aus dem Telefonbuch in die Abfragemaske
Notwendig um die Abfrageergebnisse in den Notizen zu speichern
Vertrauliche Protokolldaten lesen
Wird benötigt um Anrufstatistik zu erstellen.
Wird für die Ansage und Anzeige bei ausgehenden Anrufen benötigt.
Telefonstatus lesen und identifizieren
Wird benötigt um zwischen GPRS/UMTS zu unterscheiden und die Abfrage ggf. abzubrechen (bei GPRS, bei bereits laufendem Anruf)
Inhalt des USB-Speichers und der SD-Karte ändern/löschen
Wird für den Export der Statistik benötigt.
Derzeit als zusätzliche Warnung im Test. Handy soll bei ausgehenden Anrufen bei überschrittenem Limit warnen.
Wird benötigt um fehlende Einträge nachzutragen sobald wieder eine Internetverbindung besteht.
Achtung: Bitte keinen Task-Killer verwenden bzw. Welches Netz? davon ausnehmen. Die App schläft ruhig im Hintergrund wenn sie nicht benötigt wird und wird automatisch beendet wenn Android die Ressourcen benötigt! Abschießen kann zu Problemen mit der Datenbank und Statistik führen!