After years of waiting and much anticipation, the iPhone's original #1 tazer is finally available on Android.
The full version includes
- realistic tazer(TM) vibration
- flashing camera strobe ****
- a new, much scarier tazer design
From the manufacturer:
iTazer is the safe and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise, vibrating rattle, flashing lights, and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).
Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an Android Phone, iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Who's laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.
Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:
"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD
"The thing about Apple Cops: They have the coolest Tazers"
- John Stewart, The Daily Show *****
We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.
* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesn't "really shock you," Einstein.
** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.
*** Vibration will not work on iPod Touch devices. On the first generation iPod Touch, since it doesn't have a speaker, nor will the sound, so put in headphones and pretend like they're ear protection.
**** Flashing light will only work on phones running android 2.2 or later that also have a camera with an LED flash. If your camera strobe is not working, find yourself a flashlight and turn it on and off as fast as you can while pressing the taze button.
****** This is not a joke
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This app is totaly awsome in funny conversations, just like in "The Big Bang Theory".
It's starts a background service which is able to notice when you shake your device and plays a whip sound.
It works even IN STANDBY!*
If you want to use the background whip app, you don't have to wake up your device, unlock it, start the app and click play.
Instead of that, just start it before a conversation and when the appropiriate situation comes up, whip it!
+ background service
+ Acceleration measuring
+ adjustable sensivity
+ Choose between different whip sounds
+ app Widget
Unfortunatly there list of devices, which aren't able to measure acceleration values during standby, because of vendor dependent sensor-software implementations.
These Devices have to be waken up before the sensors are measuring again.
(Just press the power or home button.)
Here is a list of known devices, which can't read the accelerations sensors during standby:
Archos 101 tablet
Google Nexus One, hTc G1, hTc Desire/X06HT, hTc Desire HD/001HT, hTc Desire Z, hTc EVO, hTc EVO 4g, hTc Eris, hTc Legend, hTc Hero, hTc Droid Incredible, hTc Aria, hTc myTouch 3G, hTc Magic, hTc Rezound, hTc Tattoo, hTc Thunderbolt
Huawei Ideos S7, Huawei Sonc U8650
LG L-04C/Optimus chat, LG L-06C/Optimus pad, LG Optimus 2X, LG Optimus Chic E720, LG Optimus T, LG P970, LG P990, LG Phoenix
Motorola Milestone, Motorola Droid, Motorola Droid X, Motorola Atrix, Motorola PHOTON/ISW11M
Samsung Galaxy Ace 2, Samsung Galaxy Mini, Samsung Galaxy Note 2, Samsung Moment
SHARP IS01, SHARP LYNX
Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc/SO-01C, Sony Ericsson Xperia Acro/SO-02C, Sony Xperia X10
T-Mobile 2X, T-Mobile G-Slate, T-Mobile MyTouch 3G Slide
You can select from multiple whip sounds, adjust a lot of things to fit your needs.
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If you like Star Wars , you can not miss a lightsaber on your mobile . For the force be with you wherever you go and, incidentally , throw a few laughs with friends or , why not, a fight lightsaber sounds for Android. Agitad your mobile !
Sound 3 - Swords
Perhaps you are more classic and yours are the swords of a lifetime , such as swords from Lord of the Rings or Pirates of the Caribbean . If so, with Plas will find the sound of a normal, classic sword . From now on, this app is your treasure, with permission of Jack Sparrow , of course.
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5 - Granada Sound Bag
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Whip like Sheldon from THE BIG BANG THEORY !
The only interactive app available that makes you feels like a real pro,
Move your Android Phone up and down make you whip WOOSH all around.
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Included several whip sounds and sensitivity control - all for your fun
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Hold your device sideways and use your hand in a whipping action to activate the whip sound.
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iSabre, turns your Android device into every boys dream, a Light Sabre.
Features more than 20 different sounds, giving an authentic sounding light sabre.
How to use:
Hold your Android device sideways and swipe through the air to trigger random sabre sounds.