After years of waiting and much anticipation, the iPhone's original #1 tazer is finally available on Android.
The full version includes
- realistic tazer(TM) vibration
- flashing camera strobe ****
- a new, much scarier tazer design
From the manufacturer:
iTazer is the safe and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise, vibrating rattle, flashing lights, and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).
Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an Android Phone, iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Who's laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.
Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:
"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD
"The thing about Apple Cops: They have the coolest Tazers"
- John Stewart, The Daily Show *****
We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.
* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesn't "really shock you," Einstein.
** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.
*** Vibration will not work on iPod Touch devices. On the first generation iPod Touch, since it doesn't have a speaker, nor will the sound, so put in headphones and pretend like they're ear protection.
**** Flashing light will only work on phones running android 2.2 or later that also have a camera with an LED flash. If your camera strobe is not working, find yourself a flashlight and turn it on and off as fast as you can while pressing the taze button.
****** This is not a joke
Whip Master, is not a simple application that allows you to simply listen cracking a whip !
Keep your phone firmly in your hand, mimicking the gesture as if you had a whip in the hand and listen to the sound of the whip cracking !
The special thing of this application ? An option that will allow you to customize your whip :) !
By simply being able to customize your whip, this application is unique !
No other application lets you record, yourself, a sound to be played after the crack of the whip !
So do not hesitate to give me feedback by commenting or rating the application !! :) :)
- Aesop's Fables for 146 stories with a beautiful and classic illustrated.
- Special bonus wih 25 audio stories.
If you remember below since you were kid. This application will pass good memory to your kid too!
THE BUNDLE OF STICKS - "In unity is strength."
THE SHEPHERD BOY AND THE WOLF - "Liars are not believed even when they speak the truth"
THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE - "The race is not always to the swift"
MERCURY AND THE WOODMAN - "MERCURY AND THE WOODMAN"
Here are some fables and more in Aesop's Fables for Children application
The Wolf and the Kid
The Tortoise and the Ducks
The Young Crab and His Mother
The Frogs and the Ox
The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
Belling the Cat
The Eagle and the Jackdaw
The Boy and the Filberts
The Bundle of Sticks
The Wolf and the Crane
The Ass and His Driver
The Oxen and the Wheels
The Lion and the Mouse
The Shepherd Boy and the Wolf
The Gnat and the Bull
The Plane Tree
The Farmer and the Stork
The Sheep and the Pig
The Travelers and the Purse
The Lion and the Ass
The Frogs Who Wished for a King
The Owl and the Grasshopper
The Wolf and His Shadow
The Oak and the Reeds
The Rat and the Elephant
The Boys and the Frogs
The Crow and the Pitcher
The Ants and the Grasshopper
The Ass Carrying the Image
A Raven and a Swan
The Two Goats
The Ass and the Load of Salt
The Lion and the Gnat
The Leap at Rhodes
The Cock and the Jewel
The Monkey and the Camel
The Wild Boar and the Fox
The Ass, the Fox, and the Lion
The Birds, the Beasts, and the Bat
The Lion, the Bear, and the Fox
The Wolf and the Lamb
The Wolf and the Sheep
The Hares and the Frogs
The Fox and the Stork
The Travelers and the Sea
The Wolf and the Lion
The Stag and His Reflection
The Mice and the Weasels
The Wolf and the Lean Dog
The Fox and the Lion
The Lion and the Ass
The Dog and His Master's Dinner
The Vain Jackdaw and his Borrowed Feathers
The Monkey and the Dolphin
The Wolf and the Ass
The Monkey and the Cat
The Dogs and the Fox
The Dogs and the Hides
The Rabbit, the Weasel, and the Cat
The Bear and the Bees
The Fox and the Leopard
The Cock and the Fox
The Dog in the Manger
The Wolf and the Goat
The Ass and the Grasshoppers
The Fox and the Goat
The Cat, the Cock, and the Young Mouse
The Wolf and the Shepherd
The Peacock and the Crane
The Farmer and the Cranes
The Farmer and His Sons
The Two Pots
The Goose and the Golden Egg
The Fighting Bulls and the Frog
The Mouse and the Weasel
The Porcupine and the Snakes
The Fox and the Monkey
The Mother and the Wolf
The Flies and the Honey
The Eagle and the Kite
The Stag, the Sheep, and the Wolf
The Animals and the Plague
The Shepherd and the Lion
The Dog and His Reflection
The Hare and the Tortoise
The Bees and Wasps, and the Hornet
The Lark and Her Young Ones
The Cat and the Old Rat
The Fox and the Crow
The Ass and His Shadow
The Miller, His Son, and the Ass
The Ant and the Dove
The Man and the Satyr
The Wolf, the Kid, and the Goat
The Swallow and the Crow
Jupiter and the Monkey
The Lion, the Ass, and the Fox
The Lion's Share
The Mole and his Mother
The North Wind and the Sun
The Hare and His Ears
The Wolves and the Sheep
The Fox and the Cock
The Ass in the Lion's Skin
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
The Fighting Cocks and the Eagle
If you have any comment about Aesop's Fables for Children application, we're please to listen, please contact us at developer e-mail or leave comment and rating.
ชัยชนะ - กิตตินันท์ ชินสำราญ The Voice (ต้นฉบับโมเดิร์นด๊อก)
แพ้ช่างมัน - แคลช
หยุดฝันก็ไปไม่ถึง - แคลช
ทางออก - ว่าน ธนกฤต
ผ่าน - Slot Machine
ศรัทธา - หิน เหล็ก ไฟ
รางวัลแด่คนช่างฝัน - จรัล มโนเพ็ชร
วันพรุ่งนี้ - Sunny Parade
ก้าวไป - Jetset'er (เจ็ทเซ็ตเตอร์)
สองหมื่น - แสตมป์ อภิวัชร์ เอื้อถาวรสุข
ยังยิ้มได้ - พลพล
สักวัน..แล้วมันก็ผ่านไป - โต๋
หัวใจ - Big Ass
ล้มบ้างก็ได้ - บอย เบน นภ
อย่าอยู่อย่างอยาก - P2WarShip
You can select from multiple whip sounds, adjust a lot of things to fit your needs.
Great for whip sexy girls, zombies and even more! Do a lot of Big Bang Big Bang!
As seen in The Big Bang Theory, you will be the partyboy Dr. Shedon Cooper, whip like indiana jones, this app is totally free
HEBE App has been released.
The lasted news of HEBE with HD image and videos.
All kinds of news and information including HEBE’s profile, personal photo are available in APP.
If you want to get the lasted information of HEBE better and fast than anyone else, use this APP.
News: Latest and all kinds of information.
Photo: HD images collection of HEBE
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Hold your device sideways and use your hand in a whipping action to activate the whip sound.
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iSabre, turns your Android device into every boys dream, a Light Sabre.
Features more than 20 different sounds, giving an authentic sounding light sabre.
How to use:
Hold your Android device sideways and swipe through the air to trigger random sabre sounds.