I post all funny and humorous, motivating, love quotes and also damn Famous and interesting facts related to this world and your life. If you can relate yourself with my post my job is done!
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تنتقد بشكل "ثوري" وساخر كل ما يدور حول المجتمع من قضايا مع الاتزام بالحيادية الإيجابية .
يتم تحديث الكوميكس بشكل دوري عبر شبكة الانترنت
مجموعة كبيرة من الكوميكس
امكانية تصفح الكوميكس بعد تحميلها
امكانية تصفح الكوميكس بسحبها يمينا اوشمالا
حجم التطبيق البسيط
Asa7be Sarcasm Society
All comics on the ِApp is still be restricted to the positive neutrality in a way of a revolutionary sarcasm of all about society or politics
* Daily One New Inspiring & Motivational Quote - You will see only one Quote each day.
* Notifications for new quote
* Simple & Pleasant UI
* Options to Share inspiring quotes to your friends, family and loved ones.
* Share quotes using email, sms, whatsapp, hike, bluetooth, Facebook, Twitter, hangout, etc
* Options to Favourite quotes
★★★ 1st Ever Social Jokes Application ★★★
You'll love this app even if you can't stand jokes!
✓ Browse all community jokes
✓ Vote and comment on every joke
✓ Add friends and easily find their jokes
✓ Search by category or keyword.
✓ This is a Waluu App of the Waluu.com network :)
★ Sample joke ★
"When I was little, I hated going to cousins´ weddings because my aunts and grandparents came up to me, slapped me on the back and told me:
- You're next, boy!
One day they stopped because I did likewise at funerals."
“Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!”
"A teacher asks his students:
- If I say "I'm beautiful," what is the verb tense?
A student answers:
- Surely the past!"
"The advantage of Facebook is that you don't feel like an idiot when talking to a wall."
★ Categories ★
✓ Animals: Your jokes about pets, cats, dogs, rabbits, hamsters, etc.
✓ Blondes : Jokes about blondes although brunettes and redheads are allowed ;)
✓ The height of...: The height of the height is not having one!
✓ Empty joke: Absurd, incomprehensible, stupid or crazy, void jokes are sometimes the best.
✓ Riddles: Question, Forum, Discussion, Riddle chat.
✓ Children: Baby, infant, teen and young teenager, jokes about children just for fun!
✓ Women: Jokes about daughters, sisters, lovers, mother or grandmother but also young ladies, cousins, and friends; in short, womenfolk in all its beauty! Chicks are great!
✓ Funny story: It is preferable for a freaky joke app and to have a laugh with your family
✓ Geek: Geek jokes because they know how to be sexy and funny at times!
✓ Celebrity: Jokes about celebrities; Stars of reality shows but also singers, actors and actresses.
✓ Miscellaneous: Facts, buzz, best of bloopers and parodies! Joke on computers, public servant, worker, etc.
Share your jokes on Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus!
★ Definition ★
✓ Humor: In the broadest sense, humor is a form of mockery "which seeks to highlight the comic, ridiculous, absurd or unusual nature of certain aspects of reality."
It is a language, but also a means of expression. Humor can be used for different purposes and can be educational or militant. Its form, more than its definition, is understood differently depending on culture, region and perspective to the extent that, something considered humor by some, may be perceived by others as a wicked mockery or insult.
Humor allows humans to take some distance from reality, "laugh to keep itself from crying." More somber, Nietzsche said "Human suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter", which approaches cynicism.
✓ Joke: A joke is staged as a story or a riddle, usually quite short, which triggers laughter. Laugher, however, may not be triggered at all for low-quality jokes. Wordplay and puns are considered jokes.
9GAG has the best funny pics, GIFs, videos, memes, cute, wtf, geeky, cosplay photos on the web. We are your best source of happiness and awesomeness. Share anything you find interesting, get real responses from people all over the world, and discover what makes you laugh!
• We are the official 9GAG app
• Feature the best collection of funny, awesome, wtf, omg, fail, cute, geeky, cosplay photos, GIFs, memes, rage comics and viral videos
• Vote on Trending and Fresh page to determine what'll be Hot on the internet next day
• Join discussions with the community and make friends from all over the world
• Share your fun to Facebook, Twitter, Email, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram, Path, WhatsApp, Line, WeChat and Weibo
• Enjoy full 9GAG experience on your Android devices
• And much much more...
Over 53,000 famous quotes in the palm of your hands.
Easily navigate to an author by searching or by jumping to an index. Then, browse through a book of quote pages by SHAKING, SWIPING, or TAPPING.
-Categories include general, offensive, dirty, and anti-humor. You’ll also get a Joke of the Day that’s customizable to your liking.
-Include your friends when you Humor Yourself— Share all the jokes you see through text, Twitter, Facebook, and more.
- Have the option of receiving a joke of the day notification for a daily dose of humor.
-Send us your own jokes and we’ll be happy to upload them to Humor Yourself for the world to see.
You have tons of options when it comes to picking jokes, and with Humor Yourself you get an app that doesn’t bog you down in stupid jokes or comments that a nutless monkey could write. Hilarious jokes in all the best categories plus the joke of the day sent to you every day will make you the funniest person in any room you’re in. Learn new jokes to impress that crush of yours, send jokes to that friend that’s always sad about stuff, or write to us to get your jokes published and become the next Louis C.K. The possibilities are endless with Humor Yourself.
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing” Mark Twain
When clicked, Lisp Joke is displayed in full screen.
"tiny Lisp ISLisproid" interpreter on Android, please !
--- How to install Android's widget ---
(1) Start by clicking on the Home key on your Android phone.
(2) Next you'll need to click on the Menu button and you can then select the Add button on the screen.
(3) After clicking on the Add button you'll then see the Widgets option among other icons. Click "LispJokeWorld" Widgets.
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* Best funny quotes with pictures!
* Save and share your favorite quotes.
* Simple navigation and clean interface.
* Voting system, your vote decide.
* Categorized galleries: hot, new and top.
WARNING: Some picture in this app may cause spontaneous, uncontrollable laugh. Please do not open this app in office, school or library! (or you can open it anytime and anyplace, I'm not your father.)
Do you need a smile on your boring day?
Do you need an inspiration for your Facebook status?
Do you need something funny to amuse your friends?
Welcome to Funny Quotes! Here is a daily updated funny quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Here you will find various funny quotes, funny poems, humor, funny images collection.
* Share picture using Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.. (thanks to Jason Yates)
Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)
*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Funny Quotes is a quote app with a collection of top funniest, humorous and thought provoking quotes.
You can enjoy and share these funny quotes and sayings with your friends and family that makes life more relaxed and free of tensions.
A top joke or comedy may make you very much relaxed even if you are in more stress and anxiety!
And as everybody wants to stay energetic and positive, install "Funny Quotes" on the mobile, read bookmark and share top funny sayings that embrace the sunny side of life!
Are you a fun lover? Everyone likes to be around the funny and pleasant people because they lift our spirits and they spread positive energy! Install the Funny Quotes App now and share top jokes with your friends, family can colleagues. You can send funny jokes as Email and SMS or you can send jokes on WhatsApp. Also share funny quotes to Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn or to any social networks. Do you want to save only your favorite jokes from this collection of funny quotes? It’s possible; you can bookmark fun quote in this quote app! Bookmarked fun quotes will keep as a separate list of quotes for future reference.
Some of the features of this Fun App are listed below:
• It is a very helpful and easy to handle fun quote app where you can simply read, bookmark and share top funny quotes with your friends and family. It will not confuse you at all
• You can send the quotes of jokes to your fun loving friends as email, SMS or can send using WhatsApp messenger. Yes, you can share fun and jokes in WhatsApp!
• You can refer your favorite funny quotes in future by just bookmarking the fun quotes!
• Share top funny quotes to Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and to other social networks
• You can copy the funny quotes to clipboard to take the quote outside from the Fun Quote App and to paste it somewhere else.
• You can filter funny quotes using the search option. Enter the search word in this joke app and get all fun quotes that contains the search text
• You can easily swipe from one funny quote to another or can use the next-previous buttons to navigate from one joke to another.
• Name of author of the funny quote is given at the end of each fun quote.
• A simple and useful quote app that makes life more relaxed, stress free, tensionless life!
• And more other features
Do you like to enjoy some funny quotes from this quote app? See below:
☆☆☆Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive - Elbert Hubbard
☆☆☆A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner
☆☆☆A day without sunshine is like, you know, night - Steve Martin
☆☆☆A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often - Oliver Herford
☆☆☆If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything - William Lyon Phelps
and find more in this funny quote app!
Contact us at email@example.com
Visit our website for more quote apps at http://www.zuhapps.com and this is the website of zuHapps
Like our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/Quotes/302709233246590
If you feel like it you can share your Sad Love Quotes with us using our integrated suggestion system, we promise to look them up and add them to the collection ♥
Share your favorite love quotes with your friends and family via Facebook, Twitter SMS and more.
Be sure to update the content of the collection through the configuration screen to get all the new quotes.
Si te han partido el corazón, tienes dudas de tu amor o simplemente estás enamorado o enamorada estás frases te van a ayudar. Las experiencias de otros que pasaron por lo que tú pasas ahora te pueden servir de consejos o inspirar.
MUY SENCILLA DE USAR Y MUCHAS OPCIONES PARA COMPARTIR!
La aplicación es muy sencilla de usar y te permite pasar de una reflexión a la siguiente con un gesto. Si encuentras una frase que te guste y quieres compartirla lo puedes hacer tocando la pantalla y eligiendo el medio. Las frases se pueden enviar por correo electrónico o SMS, postear en facebook o twittear.
ENVÍANOS TUS PALABRAS
Si te sientes inspirado por favor envíanos tus palabras. Vamos a considerar todas las que recibamos y distribuirlas en la próxima actualización.
Receive new promises every day and share them with friends and family via SMS, Facebook, Twitter and more.
Dios tiene planes y promesas para nuestras vidas, de nosotros depende creerle a El y sus promesas para que causen efecto sobre nuestras vidas!!!
Recibe todos los días nuevas promesas y compártelas con tus amigos y familiares por SMS, Facebook, Twitter y más.
Comparte tus frases con tus amigos en redes sociales, por SMS o por e-mail.
¡En constante evolución! Agregamos frases regularmente y, si te interesa, puedes sugerir tus frases para que sean agregadas a Frases y poemas de amor.
Puedes actualizar el contenido tú mismo, para disfrutar las últimas frases al instante. ¡Recibirás nuevas frases frecuentemente!
♥Que los Disfrutes!!!
Si te sientes inspirado con palabras de aliento puede sugerirnos las palabras y nosotras las consideraremos para agregarlas.
No te olvides de actualizar el contenido de la colección por medio de la pantalla de configuración. También puedes configurar las notificaciones para recibir palabras diariamente.
Hundreds of mesmerizing illusions and weird photos packed in one fun app. Check these images that bend (and twist) reality!
Impossible constructions, disappearing objects, crazy perspectives, weird photos...really a mind teaser. After using this app and experiencing there is more than meets the eye you'll think again about following the adage "Seeing is Believing"
Descubre esta creciente colección de versos y ayúdanos sugiriendo los que mas te gusten que no estén en la colección para mejorar la coleccione.
Aprovecha las facilidades que ofrece la aplicación para compartir usando Facebook, Twitter, SMS y muchas otras formas de compartir.
Get the best original love poems so you can share your feelings, because there are many ways to express what you feel.
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Disfruta de esta colección de frases que te harán pensar y reflexionar, utiliza estas frases para mejorar la calidad de tu vida.
Comparte las palabras con tus amigos o guarda tus favoritos en la galería de tu android.
Arm yourself with the healthy habit to take a short break and let your mind run free.
Quotes from reputable people and everyday thoughts have been carefully chosen to explore different points of view.
Interfaz intuitiva y fácil de usar!
Elige y guarda tus frases favoritas!
Puedes compartirlas con tus amigos por Facebook, Twitter, E-mail o SMS!
Si te sientes inspirado, incluso puedes sugerir tus propias frases. Revisaremos todas las que nos lleguen y las mejores estarán disponibles con la próxima actualización.