Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

4.2
797 reviews
10K+
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Content rating
Teen
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About this game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!



"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -

"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -



Game Features:

Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU

Real-Life Friends Mode: Dual against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on

Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer

5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”

4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments

Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
Updated on
Jul 25, 2017

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4.2
797 reviews
Ben
August 22, 2021
More people need to play it online. Almost never finds a stranger to play with. I have only ever found one other person and after they won once, they didn't want a rematch. It's best played on a tablet or Chromebook. Use a controller if you want to play on your phone.
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Erin OBrien
July 24, 2020
Definitely needs to update with better & overall just more options on the choices with 3 or 4 words. And how is it the computer player ALMOST ALWAYS (9 times out of 10) get such high points even on insults that aren't even close to proper(literate) sentences!?!?
13 people found this review helpful
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A Google user
February 14, 2019
Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator is one of my favorite video games ever. I own it on PC, Nintendo Swith and Mobile and I still have not gotten tired of it. I really hope that the Developers go back to this format for a third Oh... Sir game and less like the second. The thing all of us Oh... Sir fans loved is a bunch of snooty posh gentlemen and ladies saying outrageous insults at each other. when the second game went all Hollywood it took away what I loved about the first game. Buy This Game!
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What's new

Ladies, Gentlemen, Psychopaths,

At your special request: enjoy the company of Postal Dude, a disturbing guest star with the original voice of Rick Hunter! If you can figure out how to unlock him ...

And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast.

Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.