Your character walks into a hat store one day to see if they can make them self look more dapper! But the store owner has a strict "you wear it, you buy it" policy. Suddenly calamity! An earthquake shakes the hats from their shelves and you must avoid wearing the hats to save your wallet!
In this game, hats will come at you from all sides, and the goal is to move your character around to avoid getting them on your head. If they land on your head, the store owner immediately takes your money for the hat in question. You have to avoid the hats and keep your money!