Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Yo Momma so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled " TWINKIE!""
"Yo Momma So Ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo."
"Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone."
"Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail"
"Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
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Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
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Over 3000 Jokes!!!
Note: This app does contain inappropriate and vulgar jokes. You have been warned.
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Laugh at thousands of funny Yo Momma jokes and add your own.
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From the classic Little Johnny jokes to the nasty blonde jokes right through to the old tongue twisters, all the entries are split into over 25 categories.
With this free joke app you'll be the joker at every party. We have the best birthday quotes and pick up lines. No matter whether it's a bloke joke or a girls' gag, it never gets old.
For adults we have the adult jokes section, the dirty jokes, and the Yo Mama jokes categories.
Of course the classic celebrity characters, like Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Al Bundy and Barney Stinson, are all in there too.
To tease your friends or your foes, we recommend the professional categories. Whether they're a civil servant, a farmer, a graduate, a student, a doctor, a lawyer, a politician, a broker, a footballer or a schoolboy, we have just the thing.
The classical knock knock jokes and light bulb jokes are also included. A separated clean jokes section is available.
For those who like black comedy we have the famous, bar room and stoner collections
As a result of the experiences with the old version and the fantastic user feedback we got, the app has now been completely redeveloped.
The following features are now included:
- Completely new and up-to-date user interface
- Optimized for tablets
- Offline functionality as all the data is stored locally when you first start the app
- Every time you then start the app, only the updates are downloaded, minimizing the data usage
- The new version has been expanded to include the community domain. You can now publish jokes yourself, rate others and report any that are inappropriate
-Points are given for the following: 1 point - giving a rating, 15 points - joke published (and accepted by moderator), 1 point if your joke gets a 3 star rating, 2 points for 4 star rating and 3 points for 5 star rating.
- You can manage your favourites list
- You can easily send jokes to friends via Text, Email, Facebook, Twitter and Google+
- The app has been tested on more than 30 different phones and tablets
- Racist (against Turks, Jews, Albanians, blacks, and other nations and countries) and strongly offensive entries will be removed by the moderators
Please leave a comment to report any bugs or submit any feedback you have.
Knock knock jokes are told by a hilarious owl with no reading required. Watch the owls funny reactions as he hears corny jokes that kids love. With great jokes he will laugh, good jokes will get a silly face, and, for the punniest, a good eye roll. Your kids will quote these jokes so be prepared for your own silly reactions.
Want to tell your own knock knock jokes? No problem! Kids can easily record their own funny jokes to share with friends and family.
50 hilarious knock knock jokes!
No reading required for young kids
Create, record, and play your own knock knock jokes
Cute and fun animated owl!
Easy for little and big kids to use
Please note that this is the free version of the app. The free version includes fourteen of the knock knock jokes and limited features. The option to unlock all the jokes and content is kept behind a parent gate.
Enjoy the Best Yo MAMA Jokes of all time in this application.
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-Tons of fun, Tons of Yo MAMA Jokes
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-Set to clipboard
-Set to Joke of the day
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-Settings: change Font color and size and also change background image...
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The app is built to enjoy the awesome time with your Android device supporting from Android 2.1 and above
- More than 100 jokes available offline to have fun with
- Whenever you connect to internet you can Sync new jokes from server.(This may take long time for the first time as lots of joke might be needed to download from the server)
- You can read the synced jokes whenever you want without having Internet connection
- Favorite the joke you like so that you can show it to your friends later quickly
- Submit New Jokes(We will review the joke and post it within 2-3 days, It will be available via "sync" button at the top. If you want to display your name then you can write your name on the box and your name will be published on the update. PLEASE make sure you don't post the joke that harms others)
- Sharing jokes with other on different Social media and others is accessible with one click.
- नेपाली jokes on update(sync) will be added.(Please make sure your device has नेपाली Unicode support, else the characters will be as a box symbol as )
- *** Shake For Random Jokes ***, on the single joke page when you shake your device, you will have a random joke on the screen with a vibration referring you have shake your device and new joke has been displayed)
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- Favorites List
- Share to Facebook , twitter , sms , email etc.
- Joke Of The Day.
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-Keeps track of calories
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