Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Yo Momma so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled " TWINKIE!""
"Yo Momma So Ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo."
"Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone."
"Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail"
"Yo Momma so fat, she sells shade in the summer."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
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Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
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Laugh at thousands of funny Yo Momma jokes and add your own.
- Thousands of free Yo Momma Jokes! Tons of fun
- Send via email, SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on the Yo Mama jokes
- Make your own profile
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Enjoy the Best Yo MAMA Jokes of all time in this application.
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-Tons of fun, Tons of Yo MAMA Jokes
-Share via Facebook and others app
-Set to clipboard
-Set to Joke of the day
-BOOKMARK your JOKES for FREE!!
-Settings: change Font color and size and also change background image...
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• Insult your friends and your enemies. It's never been easier.
• Simply enter the name of the person you want to insult and press Go!
• This app contains no swear words (hard to believe, but it's the truth).
Also in the top 40 FREE entertainment applications on Google Play and the Amazon Appstore!
Top 10 Apps on AppBrain!
Currently over 900,000 satisfied users World-Wide!
1,000s of the best Yo Mama jokes are now yours for FREE! Enjoy the Best Yo Mama Jokes of all time in this app. Use these awesome insults to own your friends in the next verbal showdown! Please support us by taking a moment to rate this app. Thanks for all the positive feedback and comments! :)
-Thousands of Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh your head off!
-Ability to post jokes to Facebook!
-Ability to email jokes to a friend!
-Random Button (It will randomly show any joke)
-NO internet connection required!
-Ability to post your own jokes!
-Many new features in the menu!
-An Awesome NEW WIDGET that shows a new joke every 30 seconds!
-Jokes start off where you left last time! That means no more repeats!
-The ability to SMS jokes to whoever you want
If you liked this app, then check out the pro version. You will love it! It contains many awesome new features:
FEATURES IN THE PRO VERSION:
-The ability to bookmark jokes that you like (favorites)
-The ability to have your Android phone read jokes aloud! (Text to speech)
-A nice new swipe based interface!
-Many more awesome Yo Mama jokes!
-Plus all the features that you have come to love in our free app and more!
-Best of All... No Ads!
Knock knock jokes are told by a hilarious owl with no reading required. Watch the owls funny reactions as he hears corny jokes that kids love. With great jokes he will laugh, good jokes will get a silly face, and, for the punniest, a good eye roll. Your kids will quote these jokes so be prepared for your own silly reactions.
Want to tell your own knock knock jokes? No problem! Kids can easily record their own funny jokes to share with friends and family.
50 hilarious knock knock jokes!
No reading required for young kids
Create, record, and play your own knock knock jokes
Cute and fun animated owl!
Easy for little and big kids to use
Please note that this is the free version of the app. The free version includes fourteen of the knock knock jokes and limited features. The option to unlock all the jokes and content is kept behind a parent gate.
* Categories (Cartoons ,News Paper , Images)
* Low data Consumption
* Image Zoom capability
SINHALA JOKES app contains Sinhala Newspaper Cartoons, funny stories and funny sms.
You will get DAILY new joke, New sinhala Jokes Every day.
Wanna bring humor to your handheld device? Wanna laugh out loud when your stressed out? Wanna make your kids shout for joy? Wanna see a sweet smile from your wife / husband? Wanna make your girlfriend / boyfriend go up in laughter?
Whenever you wanna surround yourself and your family and friends with humour and laughter, all you need to do is to open Sinhala JokesApp from your handheld device and simply enjoy the moment..
Wanna know whether it really works? Download Sinhala Jokes App and enjoy the ride..
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- Open source software under GPLv3 license (http://code.google.com/p/android-comicsreader/)
- Optimized for Android tablets
- Comics browser with thumbnails
- Bookmarks manager to download albums from remote sites
- Allows to download remote files using a proposed PHP script
- Support CBZ, CBR (official unrar dll), CBT and folders with images (JPEG, PNG and GIF)
- Fast pages switcher with pages previews
- Compatible with all screens resolutions
- Several resize modes (screen width, screen height, both, 100%, 50%, 25%)
- Right to left reading direction settings
- Double pages mode
- Next and previous pages auto preloading if enough free memory
- Supports 16 and 32 bits rendering
- Fling gesture to change page with smooth transition
- Fullscreen mode for devices with physical buttons, for Cyanogen Mod and Android 4.4+ (immersive mode)
- Bidirectional scrolling if page larger than screen
- Touchscreen, keyboard, DPad and mouse support
- Android 1.6+ required
- Remember last album and page
- Support both portrait and landscape orientation
- Can be used to open application/x-cbz, application/x-cbr, application/x-cbt, image/jpeg, image/png and image/gif from any file manager
- Tested with huge images up to 1920x2643
- Use lower quality images (resolution is decreased) if any out of memory exception occurs
- Available in English, French, Turkish, Spanish, Greek, Galician, Polish, Italian, Russian and Portuguese (a big thanks to ultrapeer, Zufre, Kathjal, Shark103, Xesusmosquera, Evropi, Anonymous and Marcelo Ghelman, any translators are welcome to contribute ^^)
- Supports ARMv7, ARMv5, x86 and MIPS natively
- Auto-roration and natural sorting order implemented by Jules Blok
- Partnership with BDZ Mag (http://www.bdzmag.com/) and download "Pirate ta BD !" comics from bookmarks
Please don't hesitate to fill a bug report or request a new feature on :
You can also help to translate ComicsReader in your language on :
Find out more about the human body, nature, science, celebrities, world records, strange laws, sex facts, and many more! With over 8000 facts to go trough you will never get bored again! And there are more facts to come!
Use swipe gestures to navigate trough facts. Swipe down to get a random one. Send facts to friends by long tapping the screen and hear them being spoken out loud by tapping on the "speak(lips)" icon in the title bar (internet connection recommended, but works with internal text-to-speech as well). You can also mannage your favorite facts and search trough the entire collection.
- largest collection of facts: 8000+ and counting;
- animated gestures;
- swipe gestures to navigate trough facts;
- send facts to friends by long tapping the screen;
- high quality text-to-speech
- manage favorites list
- set your preferences
- Super Duper UI
*** TEXT-TO-SPEECH ***
* There are phones that do not support text-to-speech. Sorry for that.
* To check whether your phone has text-to-speech capabilities go to Menu -> Settings -> Voice input & output -> Text-to-speech settings.On models with Android 1.6 go to Menu -> Settings -> Speech synthesis.
* Also you can reach text-to-speech settings by clicking the "TTS Settings" menu item of our application.
* If Pico TTS engine is not installed, please install it by clicking "Install voice data".
* To select the default speech engine, speech rate, or to specify your default settings, go to Text-to-speech settings as described above.
Some of the facts you'll be seeing:
- Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"!
- Johnny Deep can not see 3D movies. "I'm unable to see in 3D. My eyes don't see in 3D. I have a weird eye... It just doesn't work. It may come as a surprise to you, but I've never seen normally," he told the TV show Access Hollywood.
- The human brain has about 100,000,000,000 (100 billion) neurons.
- A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
This application contains facts, quotes, some interesting, some funny, categories like human, nature, science, celebrities, world records, laws, sex, statistics and so on.
Please use the "Report" option in the menu to send us feedback.
Thank you for giving our app a try!
From the classic Little Johnny jokes to the nasty blonde jokes right through to the old tongue twisters, all the entries are split into over 25 categories.
With this free joke app you'll be the joker at every party. We have the best birthday quotes and pick up lines. No matter whether it's a bloke joke or a girls' gag, it never gets old.
For adults we have the adult jokes section, the dirty jokes, and the Yo Mama jokes categories.
Of course the classic celebrity characters, like Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Al Bundy and Barney Stinson, are all in there too.
To tease your friends or your foes, we recommend the professional categories. Whether they're a civil servant, a farmer, a graduate, a student, a doctor, a lawyer, a politician, a broker, a footballer or a schoolboy, we have just the thing.
The classical knock knock jokes and light bulb jokes are also included. A separated clean jokes section is available.
For those who like black comedy we have the famous, bar room and stoner collections
As a result of the experiences with the old version and the fantastic user feedback we got, the app has now been completely redeveloped.
The following features are now included:
- Completely new and up-to-date user interface
- Optimized for tablets
- Offline functionality as all the data is stored locally when you first start the app
- Every time you then start the app, only the updates are downloaded, minimizing the data usage
- The new version has been expanded to include the community domain. You can now publish jokes yourself, rate others and report any that are inappropriate
-Points are given for the following: 1 point - giving a rating, 15 points - joke published (and accepted by moderator), 1 point if your joke gets a 3 star rating, 2 points for 4 star rating and 3 points for 5 star rating.
- You can manage your favourites list
- You can easily send jokes to friends via Text, Email, Facebook, Twitter and Google+
- The app has been tested on more than 30 different phones and tablets
- Racist (against Turks, Jews, Albanians, blacks, and other nations and countries) and strongly offensive entries will be removed by the moderators
Please leave a comment to report any bugs or submit any feedback you have.
* Opens CBZ/ZIP, ACV, CBR/RAR (beta), JPEG, PNG, BMP & image folders (long tap)
* Read comics from SD card
* Left-to-right or right-to-left reading
* Use touch screen or trackball to zoom, scroll & navigate
* Next & previous screen cache
A Comic Viewer has ads to support its continued development. Ads will never interrupt nor disrupt the reading experience. Still, a paid Premium version is available for those who wish to remove the ads and can be purchased from Settings.
FEATURE REQUESTS & SUPPORT
Join the A Comic Viewer community at http://forums.droidcomicviewer.com/. The A Comic Viewer Forums are the best way to request features or ask for support.
If you have any problems with the latest version, please request a previous version at http://forums.droidcomicviewer.com/.
Developer? A Comic Viewer is an open source project. Fork the source at https://github.com/robotmedia/droid-comic-viewer.
* Comic Archive: Get access to all ~1,800 C&H comics in an easy-navigable archive. Get new comics the second they're available, or somehow bend the rules of space and time and get them even earlier!
* Shake for random!
* Portrait/Landscape viewing.
* Favorites: Save your favorite comics for quick (and offline!) viewing later. Impress your friends! Impress your enemies! Impress otherwise apathetic people! It's really versatile!
* Animated Shorts: Watch streaming C&H animated shorts from the comfort of anywhere.
* News: Read all about upcoming events, books, announcements, the works!
* Seizure Mode: Shake!
- Support for all popular comic formats like CBZ, CBR, PDF, CB7, CBT, Zip, Rar, 7z etc.
- Built-in high quality PDF support so no need to download any plugin.
- Designed for best experience on both phones and tablets.
- Feature rich yet easy to use.
- Auto scanning of your device including external SD Cards to build your catalog in seconds.
- Multiple catalog views, sorting options and search for easy access to your comics.
- Support for Android 4.4 (KitKat) immersive fullscreen mode.
- Virtual bookshelf look with multiple themes.
- Password protection.
- Reading list management.
- Performance and experience tweaking options.
- Fast viewing of comics through efficient caching.
- Multiple view modes, pinch to zoom and orientation options.
- Zoom and position lock feature for setting manual zoom level, page display position or both.
- Right to left and left to right reading order for Manga fans.
- Gestures for page turn, fast forward, fast reverse and almost all navigation needs.
- Auto split two page scans and auto crop margin.
- Bookmarks, auto remember reading location and comic reading status indicators.
- Single button sync and download of your comics from your SMB Shares, OneDrive, Dropbox, Google Drive, Box accounts.
- Download manager for reviewing and priortizing your downloads.
- Parental control with password protected hidden folders.
- Screen brightness control.
- Image enhancer that auto adjusts brightness, contrast and saturation of comic pages. Works great on old comic scans, removes paleness and makes them more vibrant.
- Efficient caching for best performance without going out of memory.
We strive for delivering the best comic reader that not only meets the expectations of our users but also delights them each time they use it. Our products are backed with 24/7 customer support so that nothing comes in your way of reading comics.
Please write to us at firstname.lastname@example.org for your valuable queries, comments, feedback, suggestions and feature requests.
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"Thanks to this useful app, drawing realistic hands can become a whole lot easier" - ImagineFX
"Pencillers, inkers, and colorists should all give this a look!" - Tony Moore, co-creator of The Walking Dead
If you're an artist and ever wanted to use decent hand reference without having to awkwardly pose your hand in front of a mirror, this app is for you!
HANDY is an artist's reference tool consisting of a rotatable 3D lit hand with a variety of poses useful for drawing. The 3 point lighting rig is also rotatable, so you can rotate and light the hand as necessary for your reference!
Perfect for comic book artist, painters, or just casual sketchers!
Featured in ImagineFX's Top 10 Must-Have Apps!
Check out the video demo:
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You can enjoy a simple but perfect comic.
ezComicPro is a paid version.
The Free version is market://details?id=com.roxia.easycomicviewer
1.Image and Zip file support.
2.Quick Zip File Load.
3.Image zoom, shrink, move
4.Will not occurs Pixel breakage at a zoom Image
5.Split Image View
7.Automatic Optimal Image Scale
8.Provided a list of files read
10.Auto page move
Check out the other apps with a similar logo to get some more great jokes.
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With over 115 jokes and counting you will never be left wanting.
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You and your friends will be rolling on the floor.
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Note: This is a static image, NOT a live wallpaper.
Tell your friends that you can locate them from anywhere and pretend to select them from your contacts. The app will then show the phones location on a map but since they are standing next to you they will think its tracking them.
It seems that all the other calorie counter apps require you to enter the name of the food and its calories value before you could add it to your total. Dieting is hard enough. Why jump through hoops trying to keep track of your count? With easy calorie counter you just enter the amount of calories you just ate and then you are done. If you have a common food that you eat, such as a turkey sandwich with all the fixings, just enter it in the common foods section once and “Easy Calorie Counter” will save the info so that you will never have to count up the calories of each item again.
Easy calorie counter will also help you calculate how many calories you should be eating daily and then help track your weight so you can see your progress. Once you enter your daily goal/limit Easy Calorie Counter will change the colors of the buttons from green to yellow to red to quickly show you how close you are to your daily goal/limit.
-Quickly enter calorie value for food and move on
-Keeps track of calories
-Keeps track of weight to help measure progress
-Add custom foods so you don't have to remember their values every time you eat them
-Calculate your BMR and get your suggested calorie intake daily values