Tired of all the excrement that is spewing out of the mouths of both major party candidates as we head towards the election? Looking for something more entertaining than the debates? Want to experience what it's like to be a US citizen heading to the polls this November? Well, this probably won't help. As a matter of fact, this game is about as bad as the candidates themselves.
You play as a US voter trying to make it to a polling station while Dump and Smellary spew their talking points at you. You have to dodge their filth. Be careful, though, as too much of one candidate's crap will turn you into a mindless sheeple for their party!
So, it's simple...dodge the doodoo and don't be a sheeple! Do these two things and you too will be a winner on election day!