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~~ A lot of fart sounds on different boards. Each button reacts realistically and the high quality sounds are all professionally recorded and tuned.
~~ iFart is an application to create funny jokes and hilarious situations.
~~ Loud Farts, Squeeky Farts, Wet Farts, Explosive Farts, and more! Too many Farts to list!
✔ Use this app to perform funny jokes and create hilarious situations.
✔ With this app you will be able to make jokes by generating fart sounds.
✔ Are you bored in that impossible to stand lesson?
✔ Do you want to become quite scatological in the middle of a party?
✔ Try one of these sounds and then look very closely at that guy at the elevator.
✔ With this collection of fart sounds you will be the laugh-master in your gang!
✔ Take care, not to annoy someone unnecessarily. Respect must be always preserved to other people with less sense of humour.
✔ The next time you join your mates, try this sounds at your school, library, job, church or wherever you might imagine.
✔ The limit is your immagination!
✔ If you act discretely, nobody should suspect from you.
We are celebrating over 10 MILLION fart fans served!!! Join the FART BOOM!!!
Thank you for making Atomic Fart the best fart app in the store! :)
People are calling Atomic Fart:
"The best fart machine out so far!"
"The ultimate in mobile farting!"
"Exceptional compared to the other fart apps"
"Most awesome app money can buy!"
"Best prank app!"
"The best out there, no joke!"
"Perfect for meetings and business travel"
+ FART DRUMS!
+ SIMON FARTS! (Simon Says)
+ TIMED FARTS!
+ MOVEMENT DETECTION!
+ REPEAT option for TIMED and MOVEMENT modes!
+ 30 HIGH-QUALITY FART SOUNDS!
+ AWESOME GRAPHICS AND USER INTERFACE!
Atomic Fart is the ultimate Fart Machine, Whoopie Cushion, Fart Timer, Motion Detection Fart, Fart Drumset AND Simon Farts all in one! And its FREE!!!!!!
It is the ultimate fart arsenal in your pocket. With 30 super high quality crystal clear fart sounds, Atomic Fart is the most comprehensive and feature-packed fart machine in Google Play and any mobile device in the planet!
Lots of toots is just the beginning! Switch to TIMED MODE and your device will rip one out as soon as the timer runs out. Set it to repeat and it will keep blasting each time it runs out.
Turn on MOVEMENT DETECTION and your device will blast your pre-selected atomic blast as soon as it detects the slightest movement! Perfect for hiding it in the couch, chairs, purses, pockets or any place that will cause tons of laughs and/or embarrassment! Set it to repeat and it will start detecting movement again for another blast!
But Atomic Fart is more than that! It has a DRUM MODE! You can now play fart drums, where each drum pad has a distinct gastric sound. It also has a random pad which will play any of the 30 flabbergasting farts!
But why stop there!? We wanted to make the best fart app in the store! So why not add SIMON SAYS MODE! Now you can play Simon Farts on the Fart Drum Pads! The Worlds first and ONLY! Now with 3 speeds too!
Atomic Fart was done entirely with professional graphics and awesome high quality sound! It is the most flatulent iFart, iWhoopie, iToot or whatever uNameIt for the iPhone and iPod Touch!
Now go, have fun and LET IT RIP!
How to say "fart" in other languages:
- Brazilian Portuguese: "Peido"
- Croatian: "Prdnuti"
- Danish: "Prut"
- Dutch: "Scheet"
- Spanish: "Pedo"
- Japanese: "Onara" or おなら. Thanks Sean!
- German: "furz". Thanks Nicolazz!
- French: "pête". Thanks Justin!
- Farsi: "gooz" or "chos". Thanks Pentatonic145
- Arabic: "fuss". Thanks Salah
Let us know how to say "fart" in other languages and we will update this list!
Your comments and suggestions are EXTREMELY important to us! Give us ideas/suggestions and we will do everything we can to make it happen!
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-Motion detection (when someone sits down)
-Sound detection (when someone makes noise)
-Timer (at a time of your choosing)
-Simple intuitive controls
-Record your own custom fart sounds and other effects
Huge Sound Library!
60 hilarious sound effects of all types:
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History of Farts:
Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."
Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.
In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
In the 21st century, Apple is currently creating an amazing product, the "iFart". It will allow you to fart into a microphone, and the frequency of your fart will cause your music player to choose the song your fart wants to hear most. It has been rumored that Microsoft, in response, is working to develop "eFarts," which will allow a user to attach a fart to an email and send it to another user. The incorporation of farting into the Wii and social media shows us that farts will probably become more and more digitized. We may even cease needing males to produce them.
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Really! You can with Motion Fart!
Motion Fart allows you to fart on command! Just put your phone in your pocket and Motion Fart will do it's job.
Try different funny movements to prank your friends with these farts! This is a free app.
The Motion Fart app uses your phones motion sensor and has lots of different farts like: Squeeky fart, wet fart and loud fart sounds!
You can also use this app like a soundboard. There is a big fart button. Press on it and the sound effects will start playing.
You are like a fart machine! A fart droid! This is the ultimate prank.
''Motion Fart brings a whole new element to farting applications''
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''All in all, its cool and FREEEEEEEEE''
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