This app has almost 300 of the best Chuck facts (jokes) in a nice and intuitive interface. Chuck and his awesome beard is a lean, mean, killing machine. He built the hospital he was born in, he has counted to infinity - twice, and he can build a snowman out of rain.
You can mark facts as favorites and share them easily with your friends. You can even replace "Chuck" with your own name or with the names of other tough guys like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris or Steven Segal.
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Warning, download now or Chuck Norris will hunt you down and delete you from the face of the earth.
You need adobe air to download and use this app. But if you find it on the market with you're android, you probably already have adobe air installed.
Pulsando en el widget, veras el texto completo si no cabe en el widget, compartirlo, mostrar otra verdad o dejar propina (si quieres).
El widget se atualizara automaticamente cada dia.
Esta aplicación es unicamente un Widget, para poder usarlo tiene que estar instalado en la memoria del telefono y añadirlo a cualquiera de los escritorios que tienes.
The Very best of newest and funniest Chuck Norris Jokes and facts. An ultimate humorous collection of handpicked jokes and funny facts about Chuck Norris and his famous roundhouse kick:
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris jokes and facts originally started appearing on the Internet in early 2005. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker, Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. The exaggerated style of these facts is similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called "Bill Brasky". Due to the popularity of this phenomenon, similar jokes have been created for various other celebrities, as well as fictional characters.
Now your phone has an ultimate protection from any thread, no virus can survive on phone with Chuck Norris :). Choose your favorite joke and send your friends SMS joke or share it via Facebook, Twitter, WhatsUp or email the favorite Chuck anekdote via email.
Funny quotes, funny jokes and lines, anecdote.
Now you can take Chuck's place in short stories told the world over.
It's easy. No hype, no frills. Just enter your name, click Chuck Yourself, and your name will be inserted into a random Chuck Norris joke.
If it makes you laugh out loud, share it using Facebook, Twitter, email, or text message.
Go on and Chuck Yourself!
People seek and seek. In order to help you in that difficult job we present you our new quotes about friends application. It provides quotes about good friends and quotes about bad friends. You can find all information you need here. The wisdom of all the people from all the times is presented in these quotes about family and friends. The only thing you don’t ever need, we hope, is quotes about death of a friend.
• We constantly update this application. Check it from time to time and get new quotes about losing friends and make friends.
• Share the most liked quote about friends through Twitter, Facebook, e-mail, etc.
• All quotes about best friends completely free. Our goal is to provide you the best quotes, not to get much money from you.
• User-friendly interface is an opportunity to get all quotes in one click.
• Download this application once and forget about the internet need.
Both quotes about true friends and quotes about fake friends are important to read. They can teach you how to
recognize the special person you are looking for. Download this application and it will help you to find him.
The application is very nice and give you the ability to share jokes with your friends.
- Share jokes with friends via SMS/Email
- Next/Previous joke button
- Next/Previous joke via swipe
- Random joke button
- The app will remember where you are up to.
- Progress bar
- Works offline!
This free app is ad supported and may contain ads in the notification tray.
You are a Chuck fan (the NBC TV show), then you should like this application :)
In this application you’ll find a lot of stuffs
- The incoming episode with the picture and video promo if available
- Some news and spoiler related to the TV Show
- A large set of wallpaper updated frequently
- The complete episodes list with summary, pictures... and if you use the app a couple of time you will unlock a very cool feature !
Chuck, all the related characters and images are copyright © NBC and Warner Bros. Television.
No infringement intended.
keyword : Wallpaper, TV show, episodes, spoiler, news, chuckster, Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski
"Once, a cobra bit [INSERT NAME]'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
Pick a name, any name; be it a celebrity, a friend, or yourself, and enjoy the compliments!
* Hundreds of Chuck Norris-type jokes which can be customized to any name
* Bookmark your favorites
* Share on facebook, twitter, email, or messaging
* Add your own jokes!
* Female names supported
* No network connection required
Users have reported significantly higher levels of testosterone. Consequently, your manliness may grow at a ridiculously exponential rate. Symptoms include: stubborn chest hair, burgeoning alpha male status at work or school, preference for bloody raw meat, and habitually resolving conflict through violence. You've been warned..
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Maybe you can scare your little sister while taking an elevator. or you can scare your boyfriend when you can't fall asleep.
As I said, it is a very simple app that I made for fun and to learn making android apps.