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You can also share the jokes with your friends via SMS/Email/WhatsApp or any other well known services.
- Share jokes with friends via SMS/Email/WhatsApp
- Easy to use UI, Pull to Refresh.
- Works offline!
This is a free app.
Pulsando en el widget, veras el texto completo si no cabe en el widget, compartirlo, mostrar otra verdad o dejar propina (si quieres).
El widget se atualizara automaticamente cada dia.
Esta aplicación es unicamente un Widget, para poder usarlo tiene que estar instalado en la memoria del telefono y añadirlo a cualquiera de los escritorios que tienes.
Tutte le battute su Chuck Norris.
Un'app dedicata al tuo eroe, all'onnipotente Chuck Norris!
La prima ed unica in italiano!
« Chuck Norris salvò il suo defibrillatore con un massaggio cardiaco »
« Chuck Norris per aprire una porta non abbassa la maniglia. Alza la porta »
« Tutti i cassetti hanno un sogno nel Chuck Norris »
« Quando Meucci ha inventato il telefono, ha trovato 3 chiamate perse da Chuck Norris »
Queste sono solo alcune delle frasi divertenti che puoi trovare nell'app.
Raccontale ai tuoi amici o condividile su internet!
The Very best of newest and funniest Chuck Norris Jokes and facts. An ultimate humorous collection of handpicked jokes and funny facts about Chuck Norris and his famous roundhouse kick:
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris jokes and facts originally started appearing on the Internet in early 2005. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker, Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. The exaggerated style of these facts is similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called "Bill Brasky". Due to the popularity of this phenomenon, similar jokes have been created for various other celebrities, as well as fictional characters.
Now your phone has an ultimate protection from any thread, no virus can survive on phone with Chuck Norris :). Choose your favorite joke and send your friends SMS joke or share it via Facebook, Twitter, WhatsUp or email the favorite Chuck anekdote via email.
Funny quotes, funny jokes and lines, anecdote.
This app has almost 300 of the best Chuck Lee facts (jokes) in a nice and intuitive interface. Chuck Lee and his awesome beard is a lean, mean, killing machine. He built the hospital he was born in, he has counted to infinity - twice, and he can build a snowman out of rain.
You can mark facts as favorites and share them easily with your friends. You can even replace "Chuck Lee" with your own name or with the names of other tough guys like Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris or Steven Segal.
People seek and seek. In order to help you in that difficult job we present you our new quotes about friends application. It provides quotes about good friends and quotes about bad friends. You can find all information you need here. The wisdom of all the people from all the times is presented in these quotes about family and friends. The only thing you don’t ever need, we hope, is quotes about death of a friend.
• We constantly update this application. Check it from time to time and get new quotes about losing friends and make friends.
• Share the most liked quote about friends through Twitter, Facebook, e-mail, etc.
• All quotes about best friends completely free. Our goal is to provide you the best quotes, not to get much money from you.
• User-friendly interface is an opportunity to get all quotes in one click.
• Download this application once and forget about the internet need.
Both quotes about true friends and quotes about fake friends are important to read. They can teach you how to
recognize the special person you are looking for. Download this application and it will help you to find him.
-" Chuck Norris zerschneidet ein Messer mit einem Brot "
-Stöbere durch 100 geniale Chuck Norris Witze
-Witze, Sprüche und Fakten
-Spass ist garantiert!
-" Chuck Norris hat früher auch mal Sandburgen gebaut, heute nennt man sie Pyramiden "
-Probier es aus! Lad' dir jetzt die Chuck Norris Witze App runter
By Luk4sProductions - Lukas Schneider - 2013 - Chuck Norris Witze
New Chuck Norris Jokes will follow in regular updates.
- Selection of the best hand-picked Chuck Norris Jokes
- More Chuck Norris Jokes will be added in regular updates
- Facts can be displayed in systematic or random order
- Touch gestures
- Make a list of your favorite Chuck Norris Facts
- Share your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes with your friends
- Works offline
Keywords: Chuck Norris, Facts, Jokes, Quotes, offline, social
You are a Chuck fan (the NBC TV show), then you should like this application :)
In this application you’ll find a lot of stuffs
- The incoming episode with the picture and video promo if available
- Some news and spoiler related to the TV Show
- A large set of wallpaper updated frequently
- The complete episodes list with summary, pictures... and if you use the app a couple of time you will unlock a very cool feature !
Chuck, all the related characters and images are copyright © NBC and Warner Bros. Television.
No infringement intended.
keyword : Wallpaper, TV show, episodes, spoiler, news, chuckster, Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski
Chuck Norris Witze sind doch immer noch die besten!
Wische mit dem Finger über das Display, um ganz einfach durch die Sprüche zu blättern!
- 300 Witze
- teile die Sprüche direkt per WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook, Email oder womit du möchtest
Achtung: Für die Zusatzfunktionen nutze ggf. die Funktionstaste deines Gerätes!
"Once, a cobra bit [INSERT NAME]'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
Pick a name, any name; be it a celebrity, a friend, or yourself, and enjoy the compliments!
* Hundreds of Chuck Norris-type jokes which can be customized to any name
* Bookmark your favorites
* Share on facebook, twitter, email, or messaging
* Add your own jokes!
* Female names supported
* No network connection required
Users have reported significantly higher levels of testosterone. Consequently, your manliness may grow at a ridiculously exponential rate. Symptoms include: stubborn chest hair, burgeoning alpha male status at work or school, preference for bloody raw meat, and habitually resolving conflict through violence. You've been warned..
Share your best jokes with us and we will add them in future updates
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Maybe you can scare your little sister while taking an elevator. or you can scare your boyfriend when you can't fall asleep.
As I said, it is a very simple app that I made for fun and to learn making android apps.