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Tutte le battute su Chuck Norris.
Un'app dedicata al tuo eroe, all'onnipotente Chuck Norris!
La prima ed unica in italiano!
« Chuck Norris salvò il suo defibrillatore con un massaggio cardiaco »
« Chuck Norris per aprire una porta non abbassa la maniglia. Alza la porta »
« Tutti i cassetti hanno un sogno nel Chuck Norris »
« Quando Meucci ha inventato il telefono, ha trovato 3 chiamate perse da Chuck Norris »
Queste sono solo alcune delle frasi divertenti che puoi trovare nell'app.
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Nuove frasi ogni settimana, senza dover aggiornare l'applicazione!
With this meme editor you'll easy create memes and make your friends and family laugh with your best meme jokes.
The easiest to use and lighter, takes up almost no space on your mobile, create a meme in less than one minute:
* Choose a photo from more than 100 available memes (we will add more soon), from your gallery or even from your camera (you can make a meme with the face of your friend or even your cat! xD)
* Edit the text, change the font and size to fit the image and make it perfect in just seconds.
* Share your creation with everyone in seconds via WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter ...
* You can save your memes in your SD card, or if you prefer, create and share without saving.
This meme generator or meme maker has 100 of the most popular memes, including:
The best memes for whatsapp, Willy Wonka Futurama Fry Success Kid Philosoraptor, The Interesting Man, One does not simply ..., First World Problems, Forever Alone, Bad luck Brian, Good Guy Greg, Scumbag Steve, Insanity Wolf, Socially Awkward Penguin, TrollFace, Yo Dawg, Joseph Ducreux, Annoying Facebook Girl, Foul Bachelor Frog, All the things, Conspiracy Keanu, High Expectations Asian, Butthurt Dweller, Courage Wolf,
Disaster Girl, Angry School Boy, Prepare Yourself, Advice Yoda Gives, What if I Told You, Pedobear, Please Guy, Provincial Man, Stoner Stanley, Okay Guy, Businesss Cat, Chuck Norris, Successful Black Man,
Koala Can not believe it, Desk Flip Rage Guy, Kid Sceptical 3rd World, Drunk Baby, Paranoid Parrot, Advice Dog, Mr Bean, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Bear Grylls, Internet Husband, Jealous Girl, Fu Rage,
Vengeance Dad, Chemistry Cat, Anti Joke Chicken, Brian Unlucky Again, Aaand it's gone, Imagination, Bear Grylls again, Chill Out Lemur, Correction Guy, Lame Pun Coon, Bad Time, Minecraft Creeper, Anxiety Cat, Sparta !, Sudden Realization Ralph, Fat Chinese kid, YUNO, African Children Dancing, Advice Hitler, Pedreiro Ash, American Pride, Keep Calm and ..., Fat Girl, Stoned Guy, Batman Slap, Crying Peter Parker, Hipster Ariel, Gangnam Style, Steve Jobs Says, Karate Kyle, Pawn Stars, Old Lady, Nerd Girl, Technologically Impaired, Spongebob Tough, Racist Dog, Cool Dog, Aliens Guy, Captain Picard, You do not say ..., Guy 1889, Bender, Bad Factman , Crazy Camel, Ridiculus Photogenic, Uncle Dolan, God, Annoying Gamer kid, Age of Empires, First Day on the Internet, Rich Men Laughing, I do not know who you are but I will find you and ...
New Chuck Norris Jokes will follow in regular updates.
- Selection of the best hand-picked Chuck Norris Jokes
- More Chuck Norris Jokes will be added in regular updates
- Facts can be displayed in systematic or random order
- Touch gestures
- Make a list of your favorite Chuck Norris Facts
- Share your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes with your friends
- Works offline
Keywords: Chuck Norris, Facts, Jokes, Quotes, offline, social
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Tausend lustige Späße für einen tollen Tag! Warten Sie an der Bushaltestelle? Stehen Sie in der Warteschlange? Haben Sie gerade nichts zu tun? Nutzen Sie einfach diese App und Sie werden selber besser drauf sein und Ihren Freund zum Lachen bringen.
Die Witze sind in 27 Kategorien eingeteilt:Arztwitze, Bauern, Beamten, Bier, Blondinen, Büro, Computer, Fussball, Juristen, Kinder, Kirchen, Musiker, Ostfriesen, Politiker, Schul, Soldaten, Sonstige Witze, Sport, Tier, Urlaubs, Versaute Witze, Viagra, Chuck Norris, DDR Witze, SMS Sprüche.
Teilen Sie sie mit Freunden per E-Mail, Facebook oder Twitter.
Beispiel für einen Scherz:
"Papi, was ist eigentlich eine Transe?"
"Keine Ahnung! Frag Mami, der weiß das!"
Fragt der junge Richter seinen ergrauten Kollegen: "Ich habe da einen Schwarzbrenner, der Zwetschgengeist produziert hat, wie viel soll ich ihm wohl geben?" - "Auf keinen Fall mehr als 4 Euro pro Liter!"
Zwei Pfarrer treffen sich, und der eine klagt: "Schlechte Zeiten, keine Hochzeiten, keine Bestattungen, nur noch wenig zu tun..."
"Stimmt", meint der andere, "und wenn man nicht ab und zu unter die Leute ginge, gäbe es auch keine Taufen mehr..."
Sitzen zwei Kühe auf dem Baum und stricken Atombomben. Da kommt ein Schaf vorbeigeflogen. Sagt die eine Kuh zur anderen: "Sachen gibt's!"
Wie die Fifa mitteilte, wurden alle Schiedsrichter nochmals darauf hingewiesen, daß sich-in-die-eigene-Hose-greifen mit sofortigen Platzverweis wegen absichtlichem Handspiels zu bestrafen ist.
Life is finite, while knowledge is infinite. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
8FACT is your best source of interesting facts. You can now view all the cool/fun/weird facts you don't know on your Android phones! Full 8FACT experience on your device!
• Instant updates so that you won't miss any facts
• Be forever alone no more! Share interesting facts with the world on Facebook, Twitter, email and more
• Browse, save and download all the facts you like
Download the official 8FACT app now!
In this Application we've taken thousands of interesting Facts and appropriately arranged them into different meaningful categories. Read interesting tidbits about history, science, funny and weird facts.
2,900+ Facts in 40+ Categories.
Did you know, "The first domain registered was symbolics.com"
This app will help you in exploring similar unknown and unbelievable truths about the world we live in.
-40 unique categories
-Swipe gestures to navigate
-Quality collection: 2900+ and counting
-Filters (you can specify which Category (USA, Funny ...) you want the app to display
-Widget Support (Changes every day)
-Quick sharing feature that enables to share message via sms, Facebook and other sharing apps.
-Bookmark and quickly browse through the favorites.
Stay tuned for cool exciting features.
Please give a good rating if you like the application. :)
* Please do not report any problems in the comments section. Please send us an email instead. Thanks *
For instance, did you know that the smallest country in the world has a population of 3?
And were you aware that crocodiles can climb trees?
More facts like these are added every day so you never run out of things to learn. Plus, you can share these facts with others via Facebook, G+, Twitter, Email, or SMS.
★★★ Cool Features ★★★
➠ All facts are 100% true
➠ More than 8000 facts and quotes so far and more are to come !
➠ Bookmark your favorite facts for easy access
➠ Share facts with a single click ( Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Mail, SMS )
➠ Brand new facts added every day
➠ Simple navigation and easy to use
Our app offers a wide range of facts which include: cool facts, fun facts, weird facts, and strange facts. Some are even practical and can be used every day. We even have funny facts that make you smile, facts to keep yourself healthy, and facts that will downright make you say, OMG! There is also sex facts for naughty people or science facts for others. You can also find facts about celebrities or laws.
When you find a fact you want to save, just bookmark it and come back to it later.
Our facts are quickly addicting and once you read one, you will want to read more. It’s a fun and useful way to spend a few minutes of free time out of your day.
So what are you waiting for? Get the Interesting Facts app now and learn some cool new facts you never knew before!
"Once, a cobra bit [INSERT NAME]'s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
Pick a name, any name; be it a celebrity, a friend, or yourself, and enjoy the compliments!
* Hundreds of Chuck Norris-type jokes which can be customized to any name
* Bookmark your favorites
* Share on facebook, twitter, email, or messaging
* Add your own jokes!
* Female names supported
* No network connection required
Users have reported significantly higher levels of testosterone. Consequently, your manliness may grow at a ridiculously exponential rate. Symptoms include: stubborn chest hair, burgeoning alpha male status at work or school, preference for bloody raw meat, and habitually resolving conflict through violence. You've been warned..
Share your best jokes with us and we will add them in future updates
*** The company, Kodak, is the largest user of silver ***
*** Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.***
*** A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second. ***
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- Search for Facts - highlighted search results
- Brows facts by category
- Add facts to favorits
- very clearly user interface
- share facts on facebook and co.
Keywords: facts, true facts, interesting facts, awesome facts, fun facts, funny facts, interesting facts free, awesome facts free, funny facts free, 8facts
Application contains huge collection of interesting facts in various categories.The app will definitely increase your knowledge and help to spend your time usefully.
Use previous or next button to navigate through the facts.View the most interesting facts share with your friends and surprise them.
The various categories of tha app include
** Albert Einstien
** Barack Obama
** Books and Author
** Plants and Trees
** Sea and Ocean
** And Lots More..!
Easy to use and search.
Every phone and tablet Screen size is supported.
The App is free and you can use in offline also.
****More categories will be added frequently. Checkout for updates
****Your suggestions are welcome.Please mail your suggestions for further improvement of the App.
Maybe you can scare your little sister while taking an elevator. or you can scare your boyfriend when you can't fall asleep.
As I said, it is a very simple app that I made for fun and to learn making android apps.