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About this app

Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.

Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company

"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo
Mindfulness for the rest of us.
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Sep 2, 2026

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Ratings and reviews

304 reviews
Adam Jay
July 19, 2020
Love it! Ive used the video for relaxation for years but this is so much better. I do wish there was a pause button for the dialog so i could continue to listen to the "music" while allowing my breathing to find its own natural unhurried pace. Perhaps in a future update ;) Edited to add: im using a galaxy a51 and the app runs great. Smooth as silk.
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A Google user
July 21, 2019
I love the simplicity of the formatting for the app and links, though sometimes it freezes my phone (LG K-30, roughly an extra 30 seconds of processing) or doesn't link it and f*** if I know how that works. I use this app as often as I need to, and its a great spiritual tool for me. I dont think it is for everyone so I reccomend warning your favorite practitioners on the amount of wonderfully placed explatives since kids have a tendency to go "whats that" [boop] you: Welp... F it.
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Lynnette C
June 12, 2026
I love this app so much! I first discovered H*onest Meditation about 12 years ago on YouTube. When I found out the app was available, I purchased it immediately. It helps calm my mind effectively and quickly. I have been recommending it to friends and acquaintances. Just recently I have shared it with 4 co-workers. Thank you for such a cool resource that makes a positive impact on mental health.
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Updates to most recent Android version SDK
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About the developer
HEADLEY FOR FREELANCE, INC.
heyheadley@gmail.com
1999 Avenue Of The Stars Fl 4 Los Angeles, CA 90067 United States
+1 415-420-8484