When America sleeps, it dreams of Europe
Five stars Quick delivery, would app again
Could we tap to see authorship, if any?
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Amazing This app changed my life. Now I have an endless supply of poetic nothings to say in any conversation.
* Now compatible with older Android releases (newer than Gingerbread 2.3.4)
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