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2. Делитесь интересными находками с друзьями, отправляя тексты через приложения или копируя их через буфер обмена
3. Дизайн сделан согласно гайдлайну Android 4.X и одинаково выглядит на любых устройствах
4. Удобная навигация по приложению через меню, появляющееся при свайпе слева направо
5. Избранное, которое можно хранить как в памяти телефона, так и на SD карточке
6. Поиск по всему сайту через удобный интерфейс, к которому можно обратиться почти с любого экрана приложения
7. Оффлайн режим
8. Бесплатно, без рекламы
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Funny blonde jokes about life, friendships, animals and just plain stupidity. From blondes caught speeding to jumping out of planes, we've got it all.
Never again run out of an opportunity to insult your enemy's(friend's?) mothers. Guaranteed laughs every time with these very funny jokes.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
can send to any app installed on your android phone, like Whatsapp, Facebook or Pinterest.
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
What does the blond do when she finds a blonde jokes app? She shares it with her friends. Please share the silly jokes with your friends. We really appreciate everyone who shares and we're very grateful. There are over six hundred fun jokes in our collection. From blonde's caught speeding, to riding in planes and playing pranks, these are the best you can find.
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
The funnies Yo Momma Jokes ever, carefully collected for your fun.
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Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
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- Yo Mama insults
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Version 1.2 update 08/10/2011
- Hundreds of new lines added
Version 1.3 update 24/10/2011
- New lines added
Version 1.4 update 06/11/2011
- Stability bug fix
Version 1.5 update 24/12/2011
- Stability bug fix
- New Lines Added
Version 1.6 update 31/01/2012
Integrated with the Ultimate Mans App
- Added Chat Up Lines feature
- Added Would You Rather feature
- Added Jokes feature
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All statuses are divided into 11 categories: Funny statuses, Love statuses, New Year statuses, Sad statuses, Nice statuses, Man statuses, Woman statuses, Clever statuses, Life statuses, Joke statuses, Friend statuses.
Using our application you can log in and post statuses in social networks: Facebook, Twitter, VKontakte, Odnoklassniki and Moi Mir.
You can edit any short status from the collection, and send their own status (no longer than 250 characters) to multiple social networks in one click!
Post statuses on the wall Facebook, Twitter and VKontakte with photo or image.
Post Photo statuses into Facebook and VKontakte.
Post statuses on a background pictures on the wall Facebook, Twitter and VKontakte.
Copy any status in clipboard.
Share any status in to third-party applications, such as a text editor or an application for sending SMS.
Collect your personal collection of Favorite statuses.
Store in "Favorites" any phrases up to 250 characters from the third-party applications or publish these phrases in social networks in the form of statuses.
Set up app's widget on home screen.
Menu is available on the main page of the application:
Two main menu items – Search and Settings.
"Search" – search statuses by any your keywords.
"Settings" – select the social network, which you will work, update statuses, sorting statuses in categories, how long time to keep posting history, set up widget theme and the ability to change the language of the application (Russian / English / Spanish / German / French / Italian / Portuguese).
"History" – posting history of statuses with using of the application (for 7 days by default).
"Download" - download additional database of statuses for the app.
This application is absolutely free! Looking forward to your feedback and suggestions for improvement:
-Good Collection of Funny Adult Messages.
-Share these messages through Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp , WeChat & more Social Networks.
It's a simple way to capture and share the world's moments on your Android. Customize your photos and videos with one of several gorgeous and custom built filter effects. Transform everyday moments into works of art you'll want to share with friends and family.
Share your photos and videos with friends and followers in a photo feed, or send posts directly to your friends.
Follow what your friends post with the click of a single button. Every time you open up Instagram, you'll see new photos and videos from your closest friends, and creative people from around the world.
• Linear and Radial Tilt-Shift blur effects for extra depth of field
• Instant sharing to Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, Tumblr and Foursquare
• Unlimited uploads
• Send photos and videos directly to friends
• Interact with friends through giving & receiving likes and comments
• And much much more...
-Thousands of Awesome Funny Jokes in many categories
-Send Jokes via Text message, Email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook and more.
-Vote on your Favorites Jokes
-Chat and Share your comments
-NO internet connection required!
-Jokes start off where you left last time! That means no more repeats!
-Add to favorites
-Search by Keywords
-Easy swipe interface design
-Knock Knock Jokes
-Yo Mama Joke
• See what friends are up to
• Share updates, photos and videos
• Get notified when friends like and comment on your posts
• Text, chat and have group conversations
• Play games and use your favorite apps
Now you can get early access to the next version of Facebook for Android by becoming a beta tester. Learn how to sign up, give feedback and leave the program in our Help Center: http://on.fb.me/133NwuP
Facebook is only available for users age 13 and over.
Terms of Service: http://m.facebook.com/terms.php.
Video to Facebook is THE MUST HAVE APP for any video uploading with over 1 million downloads!
Contact developer via email for help. I cannot respond to reviews! Please note that the app cannot control the upload speed, it is restricted to your data connection and can take awhile depending on the size of the video. If you are having troubles signing in, contact the developer for some tips. If no error is reported during upload and you do not see the video posted to your wall, you may have to manually post it.
Compatibility Note: Some Samsung phones seem to have issues logging in. This unfortunately seems to be an issue with Facebook directly, and nothing the app can control. If you have a Samsung phone, give it a try anyway - it *may* work.
This application does not retrieve or store any information from Facebook other than video limits imposed. This application is not affiliated with Facebook.
Shoot 15-second video updates on your Android, publish them to Tout, and share them across Facebook, Twitter, and many other platforms. You can even publish to your own website or blog.
On Tout you'll join celebs like Shaquille O'Neal, Kelly Ripa, and Dr. Oz, and everything from The Wall Street Journal to the WWE, ESPN, CBS-TV, NFL, NBA and college teams, on a real-time information network of video updates covering everything under the sun.
With Tout's reply feature you can engage in real-time video conversations with celebs, athletes, newscasters, your friends or millions of other Touters.
Surprise your friends with funny messages with WhatsApp emoticons.
Thanks to WhatsArt You can send funny cards on special occasions, jokes to your friends or compliments for that special someone.
Simply browse through the tabs for different categories, click on the button and choose the desired message WhatsApp contact with whom you want to share.
* This is the first public version of WhatsArt, if you have questions, problems or suggestions please feel free to use comments or write on Facebook or Twitter.
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• Unlimited uploads and free
• Instantly post videos on Vine, then share to Twitter and Facebook!
• Find, follow, and interact with people close to you
• Explore trending posts, featured hashtags and editor's picks
• And so much more.
Have questions, problems, or feedback? Reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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