This app is a life changer. The ability to plan strategically Ramen meals that don't disrupt too much of my bowel movements when I go to dates is priceless. With this app I can always get out of bad blind dates by ordering her a regretful meal for her to bail.
Gotta admit, wasn't what I was hoping for when I saw dank noods but I'm not disappointed. I now know what I can eat without any regret. Thats one less regrettable pant stain to worry about!!
I'm so glad I found this! Now I don't have to worry about my spicy noodle addiction getting in the way of all my late night rendevouz! This is so great. No more having to sheepishly leave the hotel room because I messed up the sheets! Thanks guys!
Best. App. Ever. Straight from the bowels of god! Gone are the days waiting to see how wet and spicy my farts will be. I can now plan my mess around my busy lifestyle, and k ow exactly how many spare ubdies and pants i will require on any given day.
These guys put their bodies on the line so your ass won't bleed
No more guessing about how much toilet paper to buy :) A must for any ramen lover
Not Hotdog is an app that tells you whether your food is a hotdog or not hotdog.