★★★ 1st Ever Social Jokes Application ★★★
You'll love this app even if you can't stand jokes!
✓ Browse all community jokes
✓ Vote and comment on every joke
✓ Add friends and easily find their jokes
✓ Search by category or keyword.
✓ This is a Waluu App of the Waluu.com network :)
★ Sample joke ★
"When I was little, I hated going to cousins´ weddings because my aunts and grandparents came up to me, slapped me on the back and told me:
- You're next, boy!
One day they stopped because I did likewise at funerals."
“Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!”
"A teacher asks his students:
- If I say "I'm beautiful," what is the verb tense?
A student answers:
- Surely the past!"
"The advantage of Facebook is that you don't feel like an idiot when talking to a wall."
★ Categories ★
✓ Animals: Your jokes about pets, cats, dogs, rabbits, hamsters, etc.
✓ Blondes : Jokes about blondes although brunettes and redheads are allowed ;)
✓ The height of...: The height of the height is not having one!
✓ Empty joke: Absurd, incomprehensible, stupid or crazy, void jokes are sometimes the best.
✓ Riddles: Question, Forum, Discussion, Riddle chat.
✓ Children: Baby, infant, teen and young teenager, jokes about children just for fun!
✓ Women: Jokes about daughters, sisters, lovers, mother or grandmother but also young ladies, cousins, and friends; in short, womenfolk in all its beauty! Chicks are great!
✓ Funny story: It is preferable for a freaky joke app and to have a laugh with your family
✓ Geek: Geek jokes because they know how to be sexy and funny at times!
✓ Celebrity: Jokes about celebrities; Stars of reality shows but also singers, actors and actresses.
✓ Miscellaneous: Facts, buzz, best of bloopers and parodies! Joke on computers, public servant, worker, etc.
Share your jokes on Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus!
★ Definition ★
✓ Humor: In the broadest sense, humor is a form of mockery "which seeks to highlight the comic, ridiculous, absurd or unusual nature of certain aspects of reality."
It is a language, but also a means of expression. Humor can be used for different purposes and can be educational or militant. Its form, more than its definition, is understood differently depending on culture, region and perspective to the extent that, something considered humor by some, may be perceived by others as a wicked mockery or insult.
Humor allows humans to take some distance from reality, "laugh to keep itself from crying." More somber, Nietzsche said "Human suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter", which approaches cynicism.
✓ Joke: A joke is staged as a story or a riddle, usually quite short, which triggers laughter. Laugher, however, may not be triggered at all for low-quality jokes. Wordplay and puns are considered jokes.
* Best funny quotes with pictures!
* Save and share your favorite quotes.
* Simple navigation and clean interface.
* Voting system, your vote decide.
* Categorized galleries: hot, new and top.
WARNING: Some picture in this app may cause spontaneous, uncontrollable laugh. Please do not open this app in office, school or library! (or you can open it anytime and anyplace, I'm not your father.)
Do you need a smile on your boring day?
Do you need an inspiration for your Facebook status?
Do you need something funny to amuse your friends?
Welcome to Funny Quotes! Here is a daily updated funny quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Here you will find various funny quotes, funny poems, humor, funny images collection.
* Share picture using Facebook, Twitter, Google+, etc.. (thanks to Jason Yates)
Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)
*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The main advantages:
-Huge funny quotes database
-Friendly color and interface
-Surprise effect(randomization function)
-Quick send function
We sincerely hope that our Funny Quotes app will be helpful for you.
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9GAG has the best funny pics, GIFs, videos, memes, cute, wtf, geeky, cosplay photos on the web. We are your best source of happiness and awesomeness. Share anything you find interesting, get real responses from people all over the world, and discover what makes you laugh!
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Funny Quotes is a quote app with a collection of top funniest, humorous and thought provoking quotes.
You can enjoy and share these funny quotes and sayings with your friends and family that makes life more relaxed and free of tensions.
A top joke or comedy may make you very much relaxed even if you are in more stress and anxiety!
And as everybody wants to stay energetic and positive, install "Funny Quotes" on the mobile, read bookmark and share top funny sayings that embrace the sunny side of life!
Are you a fun lover? Everyone likes to be around the funny and pleasant people because they lift our spirits and they spread positive energy! Install the Funny Quotes App now and share top jokes with your friends, family can colleagues. You can send funny jokes as Email and SMS or you can send jokes on WhatsApp. Also share funny quotes to Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn or to any social networks. Do you want to save only your favorite jokes from this collection of funny quotes? It’s possible; you can bookmark fun quote in this quote app! Bookmarked fun quotes will keep as a separate list of quotes for future reference.
Some of the features of this Fun App are listed below:
• It is a very helpful and easy to handle fun quote app where you can simply read, bookmark and share top funny quotes with your friends and family. It will not confuse you at all
• You can send the quotes of jokes to your fun loving friends as email, SMS or can send using WhatsApp messenger. Yes, you can share fun and jokes in WhatsApp!
• You can refer your favorite funny quotes in future by just bookmarking the fun quotes!
• Share top funny quotes to Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and to other social networks
• You can copy the funny quotes to clipboard to take the quote outside from the Fun Quote App and to paste it somewhere else.
• You can filter funny quotes using the search option. Enter the search word in this joke app and get all fun quotes that contains the search text
• You can easily swipe from one funny quote to another or can use the next-previous buttons to navigate from one joke to another.
• Name of author of the funny quote is given at the end of each fun quote.
• A simple and useful quote app that makes life more relaxed, stress free, tensionless life!
• And more other features
Do you like to enjoy some funny quotes from this quote app? See below:
☆☆☆Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive - Elbert Hubbard
☆☆☆A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner
☆☆☆A day without sunshine is like, you know, night - Steve Martin
☆☆☆A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often - Oliver Herford
☆☆☆If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything - William Lyon Phelps
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All the funniest sayings, quotes, and other ha-ha-ha's from around the web, discovered by people who share your most excellent sense of humor.
This application contains dozens of funny quotes and sayings, like funny inspirational quotes, funny motivational quotes, funny movie quotes, funny friendship quotes, funny love quotes, funny life quotes ... And More.
Now you can enjoy the funny quotes from people around the world and also quotes from famous sitcoms like "How I met your mother", "Friends", "The Big Bang Theory" etc...
You can also share these jokes via all your social networking apps like Facebook, twitter, Whatsapp, Wechat, Line and also via mail.
Inspiration have allowed us to overcome obstacles day by day and persevere no matter what. When we felt discouraged and lost We would read a Inspirational quote from the thousands of amazing people and it would make us smile.
They say picture is worth a thousand words. Explore these beautiful Inspirational quotes and sayings with pictures updated everyday with new quotes.
Quotes Categories: Attitude Quotes, Celebrity Picture Quotes, Faith And Trust Quotes, Family Quotes, Famous Authors Picture Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes, Great Indian Quotes, Happiness Quotes, Inspirational And Motivational Quotes, Knowledge And Education Quotes, Life Quotes, Love Picture Quotes, Religious Quotes, Success Quotes, Time Quotes...
Over 53,000 famous quotes in the palm of your hands.
Easily navigate to an author by searching or by jumping to an index. Then, browse through a book of quote pages by SHAKING, SWIPING, or TAPPING.
Au menu : des articles, des images, des blagues, des vidéos basés sur l'humour et l'échange ainsi qu'un un contenu quotidien sous forme d'éphéméride, buzz, etc..
La presse en parle !
« Il y a de l’humour, mais aussi des infos pratiques , la fête du jour, etc. Les membres partagent un peu tout. »
« Espace détente est rempli de tops et de flops pour notre plus grand plaisir »
« L’application fonctionne comme un magazine, réseau social dont la thématique est la détente, l’humour et l’insolite. Il y a de belles perles »
« Tous les jours c’est quelques minutes de bonne humeur garanties. »
A l'heure de la pause café, il est plus qu'utile d'avoir une application capable de passer le temps de façon sympa.
C'est ce que vous propose Espace détente :
Avec son contenu quotidien, ses nombreux articles postés par les utilisateurs, Espace détente est le réseau social de la bonne humeur.
Ici on dit ce qu'on aime, ce que l'on veut faire découvrir ou ce qu'on a détesté aux autres utilisateurs.(son groupe préféré,, ses meilleures vidéos Youtube, etc)
Et à vous de voter et commenter pour dire quel article est un Top ou un Flop !
Au programme :
insolites coup de coeur,éphémérides, humour, vidéos Youtube, images, le meilleur des réseaux sociaux regroupés en une seule application.
Vous voulez mettre en avant un groupe, un film que vous avez aimés ou au contraire que vous avez détesté. Grâce à vos votes, c'est vous qui sélectionnez le meilleur .
Retrouvez l'application sur le site web http://www.espace-detente.org
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best inspirational quotes for training and teaching, self-development, visualization, and general motivational purposes.
Simply reading a few wonderful quotes can often help make you feel good about yourself and life in general.
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2.John F.Kennedy (1917-1963)
3.Mark Twain (1835-1910)
6.Ralph Waldo Emerson(1803-1882)
7.George Bernard Shaw(1856-1950)
8.Winston Churchill(1874 - 1965)
9.Benjamin Franklin(1706 - 1790)
10.Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
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