This app can surely check MY privilege! I was just trolling randomly on the Internet when I saw this app. Pristine, beautiful, an unexplored territory. I immediately installed it. It was very responsive. I used it daily for joyous moments of elation, checking my privilege at night and sometimes even in the morning. Now - don't get me wrong - it's still fun, but the honeymoon ended and our relationship became very tranquil. But I don't really need it because it can trick you into doing stuff you don't really want. My friends can have it later.
Anything less than 5/5 is work of the patriarchy This CIS male has been checking his privilege daily, and oppression levels have dropped significantly. The only thing missing besides more options and categories is the ability to export and share my certificates of checked privilege. You know, to hang on the fridge and attach to resumes and stuff.
Now I know how I'm oppressing people with my existence. I was living in the dark oppressing all sorts of people and having no idea I was doing so.... I was searching for an app on pansexuality.... (which is not an option in this app... Nor is agnostic for religeon) when I came across privelage checker.Now I've downloaded privelage checker I can be more aware of my privelage and how I am oppressing people with my very existence.... Thanks privelage checker... How did I ever exist without your valuable input.... Loving this app...
Before installing this, I used to think of how unlucky and oppressed I was every single day. Now I get "Privilicious" on the meter and I realize how fortunate I am. This app has made me appreciate life so much more. I'm not joking! This is the best privilege checker as well on the market.
No more fear of living in the dark I can't express the sheer joy of how happy I am to check my privilege on a daily basis. God forbid I become some kind of out of control cis scum.
It's a joke. Most people seem to understand that this is satire. I mean, hit the back button on the checklist screen. Troll face right there. There is no such thing as "privilege" and you aren't oppressed unless you're like a POW or something. Get off your victim complex and grow up.
Updated the sharing feature
Fixed some typos
Fixed a crash bug
Added privileges for Buddhists