The only Official Fart App from Mr Methane - The World's Only Performing Flatulist / Professional Fart Artist.
Star of La France A Un Incroyable Talent, Britain's Got Talent and Das Supertalent.
Enjoy 100% Genuine Colon Coughs, Studio Recorded for your entertainment!
ANTHEMS - National Anthems as you've never heard them before, recorded by Mr Methane and his bottom! Countries featured: Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, The Netherlands, Sweden, United Kingdom (UK) and United States of America (USA).
- Australian National Anthem: Advance Australia Fair
- Canadian National Anthem: O Canada
- French National Anthem: La Marseillaise
- German National Anthem: Das Deutschlandlied
- Italian National Anthem: Il Canto degli Italiani
- Japanese National Anthem: Kimigayo
- Dutch National Anthem: Het Wilhelmus
- Swedish National Anthem: Du gamla, Du fria
- British National Anthem: God Save The Queen
- American National Anthem: The Star-Spangled Banner
FART BOX - 21 Genuine Studio Recorded Farts / Noises, with comedy names, to amuse your friends and family!
Trump Names in the Fart Box: Humdinger, Panty Pong, Sniffer Dog, Bum Bomb, Ball Browner, Dry Dumper, Cruncher, Ring Master, Skid Maker, Fat One, Wet One, Really Wet, Rasp, Ripper, Spray, Blast Off, Full Stop, Squeaker, The Infant, School Boy, The Lover.
REMOTE FARTING - Choose a Fart, set a delay, sit back, locate your phone near your chosen victim, then laugh as the app bursts back into life with a Methane Blast - You Know When You've Been Methaned!
GUFF GALLERY - A selection of photographs from the King of Farts' colorful comedy career
SHARE - Share the app on Twitter with your friends and followers!
So what is there to know about Mr Methane, Fartman? Here are some famous celebrity quotes:
"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star"..
"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away"..
"You are a Disgusting Creature!"..
"No one else can follow Mr Methane"..
"A pumping prodigy"..
"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him"..
"The Emperor of anal emissions"..
Sacha Baron Cohen.