Make sure you turn up your media volume to hear all farts in their glory. Different types of fart: man, woman, the wet fart, silent fart, loud and famus. Funny Farts is the new app you can enjoy. In class, in church or on the bus are always good times to ring, start the Funny Fart Sounds and shock. Laugh with your friends with those amazing sounds of farts.
Small, nice and funny application.
Best Fart Sound Board application on the play store.
This app has 9 different high quality sounds of farts.
Definition of fart as per wikipedia: Fart is the process of passing intestinal gas to the outside world.
History of Farts:Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
This collection consists of:
Fart Bomb Countdown
WHEN YOU SHOULD FART TO MAKE A GOOD JOKE:)
1. Inside a crowded Lift
2. Inside a public library
3. On a crowded train
4. Whilst giving a speech
5. In Church
6. Whilst on a date
7. In a packed lecture theatre
8. In your office
9. At a cinema
10. During bath
11. In a ticket line
12. On an airplane
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky
15. In bed when you're feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a police car for a minor violation
The original Talking Tom Cat is back - and better than ever.
With a no1 on the Google Play in 140 countries and over 500 million downloads, Tom has come a long way!
- Talk to Tom: Speak and he repeats what you say in his own hilarious voice.
- Play with Tom: Stroke him, poke him, challenge him in an all new mini-game.
- Customise Tom: New accessories, new clothes, new outfits. How about Cowboy Tom or Pirate Tom?
- Video Tom: record videos of what Tom is doing and send it to your friends or upload on Facebook and YouTube
- Cool new location: Tom’s moved out of his old alley into a cool new apartment.
- Fun new actions: Involving exploding bags, pillow smashes and lots of farts!
- Free gold: get gold coins for just playing with Tom every day, playing the mini-game and much much more.
NEW MINI-GAME: Climb you way into space and collect extra gold coins
NEW ACHIEVEMENTS: Get special achievements for playing with Tom
Thanks to all of our existing fans. To see what Tom is up to, follow Talking Tom on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TalkingTom
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Also check out gFart & gBurp, two of the most feature rich sound applications to date!
Really! You can with Motion Fart!
Motion Fart allows you to fart on command! Just put your phone in your pocket and Motion Fart will do it's job.
Try different funny movements to prank your friends with these farts! This is a free app.
The Motion Fart app uses your phones motion sensor and has lots of different farts like: Squeeky fart, wet fart and loud fart sounds!
You can also use this app like a soundboard. There is a big fart button. Press on it and the sound effects will start playing.
You are like a fart machine! A fart droid! This is the ultimate prank.
''Motion Fart brings a whole new element to farting applications''
by - DroidApps.com
''All in all, its cool and FREEEEEEEEE''
by - Appyhours.com
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Cheer your friends and teachers!
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fart shake,fart-sound shake.
you can trick your friends and laugh on them
by timing the application using the seek bar then press start
when timer finish a farting sound will play.
it contains a lot of funny farting sounds
and these sounds are like angry birds characters
I hope you all funny and happy days.
Fart Sound Features:
• Great for parties
• Free fart sound app
• 20 amazing fart sounds
• Fun fart sound prank app
• Professionally developed
• Joke and prank anyone anywhere
• Wild wet and wonderfully wacky farts
Get in on the joke. Be the life of the party or make everyone in the office laugh until they cry, yell, or scream with joy! Expertly designed, this app has easy to use push-button technology. Just push the numbered button of your choice and let the farts rip! Fun for all ages and all types of prankers. The fart has been one of the funniest and oldest pranks in human history. Since back in the times of cavemen and nomadic tribes, people have been using the fart as a means to make people laugh, cringe, and smile. Celebrate the historic aspects of passing gas, with Fart Sound Prank App! Download it today and find out just how much fun farting can be!
The Fart Sound Free Android application has a lot of impressive farts and many features to make us laugh:
- Set a time bomb fart.
- Piano with fart sounds
- Farting Recorder, you can record your own sounds
- Sending mail or social networks
- In the form of cushion.
- Shake your smartphone or tablet and a fart sound.
- Online Chat with everyone.
Download this application is very good ...: D
Over 135 Of The BEST Sounds!!
► Everybody loves to be immature - it’s only human! Prank your friends and complete strangers with the Fart Sounds soundboard for Android! ►
✧ Our crazy soundboard has a selection of over 40 hilariously brilliant fart sound effects for you to enjoy! These realistic toots can be played in public as a great prank or used to annoy some of your friends. Ranging from the disgusting wet fart to the small but deadly squeak! ✧
ஜ Tap on one of nearly 50 sound effects and listen as the horrible noise is played through your device’s speaker - make sure the volume is up and then unleash the terror! Watch as people’s faces shudder at the sound and laugh whilst they move a safe distance away! Play the trick on anybody to make them feel guilty or blow the trumpet at an awkward moment - the possibilities are simply endless! ஜ
▪► Want something even more random? Tap and hold a sound clip to set it as your text sound! Whenever someone sends you an SMS, the deterring noise will be made - are you brave enough to take on the challenge and face the consequences? ▪►
Explore our crazy soundboard of fart noises today! - Fart Sounds!
♦ More than 40, disgusting fart noises to play!
♦ See who you can prank with some of the embarrassing sounds!
♦ Grab everybody’s attention when you set your text tone as a fart sound effect!
♦ Blame the fart on your friends, family or complete strangers for the ultimate fun!
♦ Easy to use, simple and free!
Keywords: Toilet Sounds, Toilet Paper, Fart Explosion, Turd, Poop, Wipe, Underwear, Farts, Crap, Toilet Bowl, Urinal, Portapotty, Butt, Smell, text sms ringtones, funny sounds, nasty sounds, annoying sounds, liquid apps
Download this hilarious application that plays sounds of farts. Choose from over 35 different flatulences! You can play every fart at the touch of a button.
Play fart jokes on your friends or enjoy together the laughter that these explosions of methane will produce.
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INCLUDES : 36 fart sounds
Check out some historical farts like :
The greasy fart
The treacherous fart
The stutterer fart
The zipper fart
The trumpet fart
The mosquito fart
The machine gun fart
The killer fart
The nuclear fart
...and many more!
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WARNING REGARDING PERMISSIONS AND ADVERTISING:
This is a free app because it contains advertising. We appreciate that from time to time, you click on ads to help us continue to provide this content for free. The application works without internet access but advertising does require internet connection to be displayed. Therefore, during installation, the application requests the following permissions: INTERNET , READ PHONE STATE and NETWORK CONNECTIONS.
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FartDroid is one of the first and still the best Fart App on Google Play!
Record your own farts and play them for your friends!
Loud Farts, Squeeky Farts, Wet Farts, Explosive Farts, and more! Too many Farts to list!
Simply hold down the button of the fart that you want to set as a ringtone, notification or alarm.
There's also a sound activated mode which is great for pranks.
This app was made for the fun of it.
I like to plug in some speakers and press one of the buttons to scare away solicitors.
The first Fart Machine designed for GoogleTV!
Great for dinner guests!
Good to use for getting rid of those pesky solicitors!
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